Post by Elder Gohan on Apr 26, 2013 17:21:01 GMT -5
Trevor Rent announces his alignment with Barry Shitpeas, together they drink & shout inappropriate things in front of the kids
Dimmick laughs at Rey, before Ronald McDonald confronts Dimmick & calls him a titwank
Little Britain beat Peter Griffin in a handicap match
George beat James Bond & then spent 5 minutes slagging off Dimmick, before Jake Jolson beats up George!
Captain Carpentry beat Mumford in the main event, Rey laughs in Mumford's face & prepares to stuff Mumford's "WE ARE STAYING UP!" Plymouth Argyle flag up his arse...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwapHaq1SH4
Kyle: "Quiet please, this is the Jeremy Kyle show. On tonight's show we find out the winner of the superstar vote. Hank is on the Jeremy Kyle show, give a big round of applause!"
Hank: "YEAH!"
Kyle: "So Hank, you are one of the contestants, to keep this short I'm gonna bring out your opponent, Johnny is on the Jeremy Kyle show, give a big round of applause!"
Johnny: "Thou art a jack! surrender thyself or suffer thy consequences!"
Hank: "Shut it lamo!"
Kyle: "Oi, let me speak this is the Jeremy Kyle show, tell you what. I'll tell you who's the next superstar is... Since last week the people have voted, the winner of the poll is... Winning the poll by 1 VOTE... JOHNNY TRIPLEARSE! Welcome to KOKDown!"
Johnny: "FORSOOTH! The celebration becometh reality!"
