Post by Elder Gohan on May 17, 2013 16:54:41 GMT -5
Jeremy Kyle shows us his holiday photos & has a go at a Jer. Crowd chant his name.
Peter Griffin beat Spider-Man in a quick match, but the crowd cheered both men on rather loudly.
Crowd: "WE WANT ED! WE WANT ED! WE WANT ED!"
Me: "You are AMAZING! For one night only, we at SWC have paid TNA £2 for the appearance of Bubba Ray Dudley!"
*boos*
Bubba: "Shut up, yous wouldn't know a real promotion if it smacked yous on the head, SWC? What is an SWC?"
*I kick Bubba Ray in the balls*
Quiet you fat dickhead!
Barry Shitpeas & Trevor Rent beat Todd Mortar & Johnny Triplearse in a match the crowd made better. "ONE BARRY SHITPEAS! THERE'S ONLY ONE BARRY SHITPEAS! ONE BARRY SHITPEAS! THERE'S ONLY ONE BARRY SHITPEAS!"
GM Stacey Lacey is in her office.
Stacey: "Oh, hey Andy. I was just uh... Filing stuff"
Andy: "Yeah I know"
Stacey: "So what brings you here?"
Andy: "Was bored. Lou is pretty banged up and...
Stacey: "Shh. You had me at banged up!"
Andy: *Smiling* "Oh, I see..."
*THIS IS WHERE WE AT SWC HAVE TO CUT THIS SEGMENT SHORT. SO INSTEAD OF WATCHING ANDY SHAG THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF THE GM. LISTEN TO THE CROWD FOR A FEW MINUTES...*
Crowd: "LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY" "ONE BARRY SHITPEAS! THERE'S ONLY ONE BARRY SHITPEAS!" "GGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE!" "WE ARE AWESOME! WE ARE AWESOME! WE ARE AWESOME!" "PLEASE SIGN CARLY! PLEASE SIGN CARLY! PLEASE SIGN CARLY! PLEASE SIGN CARLY! PLEASE SIGN CARLY!" "Jeremy Kyle! Jeremy Kyle!"
Ok we're done. I think even the amico & metalfuck got a mention!
Mumford beat Gun Jack in the closest of matches.
Mumford: "ANDY GOT TO SEE KITTIES I THINK. STACEY HAS KITTIES AND SHE DIDN'T SHOW ME THEM BUT I GOT MY KITTY *rat* DENNIS! BUT DENNIS NEEDS A FRIEND, STACEY LACEY SHOWED ANDY THE KITTIES & HE GOT TO PET THEM. I WANNA SEE & PET DA KITTIES~!"
Andy: "Settle down kid. You had your chance & you'll probably get another one, oh and Mumfie... You'll have to be good with your hands..."
Mumford: "OH I'M GOOD WITH MY HANDS!"
George beat Captain Carpentry. The Crowd was cheering for both men! George got CHEERED!
Louis Spence is in the main event, but who is he gonna face?
IT'S THE WORLD CHAMPION! THE CROWD WHO HAVE BEEN ON FIRE, SIMPLY ERUPT! NEIL DIMMICK ESCAPES FROM PRISON AFTER BEING ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTED TAX EVASION!
Neil Dimmick lost.
*SIDE NOTE: "Dear wankers at SWC classification board. We can't show porn, or a pornstar being nailed on tv, but we can post a picture of Jimmy Savile after someone called Barry SHITPEAS urinates on cables? What if he does it again? "Shitpeas pissed on the cable, put up the paedo's picture. In short: You lot think, porn is wrong but suspected paedophiles right? Thank fuck I'm head of creative, my job is more important! Yours, Ed."
Peter Griffin beat Spider-Man in a quick match, but the crowd cheered both men on rather loudly.
Crowd: "WE WANT ED! WE WANT ED! WE WANT ED!"
Me: "You are AMAZING! For one night only, we at SWC have paid TNA £2 for the appearance of Bubba Ray Dudley!"
*boos*
Bubba: "Shut up, yous wouldn't know a real promotion if it smacked yous on the head, SWC? What is an SWC?"
*I kick Bubba Ray in the balls*
Quiet you fat dickhead!
Barry Shitpeas & Trevor Rent beat Todd Mortar & Johnny Triplearse in a match the crowd made better. "ONE BARRY SHITPEAS! THERE'S ONLY ONE BARRY SHITPEAS! ONE BARRY SHITPEAS! THERE'S ONLY ONE BARRY SHITPEAS!"
GM Stacey Lacey is in her office.
Stacey: "Oh, hey Andy. I was just uh... Filing stuff"
Andy: "Yeah I know"
Stacey: "So what brings you here?"
Andy: "Was bored. Lou is pretty banged up and...
Stacey: "Shh. You had me at banged up!"
Andy: *Smiling* "Oh, I see..."
*THIS IS WHERE WE AT SWC HAVE TO CUT THIS SEGMENT SHORT. SO INSTEAD OF WATCHING ANDY SHAG THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF THE GM. LISTEN TO THE CROWD FOR A FEW MINUTES...*
Crowd: "LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY" "ONE BARRY SHITPEAS! THERE'S ONLY ONE BARRY SHITPEAS!" "GGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE!" "WE ARE AWESOME! WE ARE AWESOME! WE ARE AWESOME!" "PLEASE SIGN CARLY! PLEASE SIGN CARLY! PLEASE SIGN CARLY! PLEASE SIGN CARLY! PLEASE SIGN CARLY!" "Jeremy Kyle! Jeremy Kyle!"
Ok we're done. I think even the amico & metalfuck got a mention!
Mumford beat Gun Jack in the closest of matches.
Mumford: "ANDY GOT TO SEE KITTIES I THINK. STACEY HAS KITTIES AND SHE DIDN'T SHOW ME THEM BUT I GOT MY KITTY *rat* DENNIS! BUT DENNIS NEEDS A FRIEND, STACEY LACEY SHOWED ANDY THE KITTIES & HE GOT TO PET THEM. I WANNA SEE & PET DA KITTIES~!"
Andy: "Settle down kid. You had your chance & you'll probably get another one, oh and Mumfie... You'll have to be good with your hands..."
Mumford: "OH I'M GOOD WITH MY HANDS!"
George beat Captain Carpentry. The Crowd was cheering for both men! George got CHEERED!
Louis Spence is in the main event, but who is he gonna face?
IT'S THE WORLD CHAMPION! THE CROWD WHO HAVE BEEN ON FIRE, SIMPLY ERUPT! NEIL DIMMICK ESCAPES FROM PRISON AFTER BEING ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTED TAX EVASION!
Neil Dimmick lost.
*SIDE NOTE: "Dear wankers at SWC classification board. We can't show porn, or a pornstar being nailed on tv, but we can post a picture of Jimmy Savile after someone called Barry SHITPEAS urinates on cables? What if he does it again? "Shitpeas pissed on the cable, put up the paedo's picture. In short: You lot think, porn is wrong but suspected paedophiles right? Thank fuck I'm head of creative, my job is more important! Yours, Ed."
