SWC KOKDown! 24/5/13

[Elder Gohan]

Peter Griffin & Spider-Man tag together & beat Dimmick & Rey. Rey calls Dimmick a herb, Dimmick slaps Rey.

Barry Shitpeas: "Ya see, me Trevor Rent & Johnny Triplearse are a group now. We call ourselves High Rent Shit, we formed because we're sick of the fake & arsey PG rating, just to please the PC brigade. Even if we have to start civil war in SWC just to get more porn in the media you know?"

Louis Spence beat Eddy.

Todd Mortar fought George to a draw. High Rent Shit attack Todd Mortar, Todd Mortar leaves on a stretcher

Captain Carpentry beat Mumford in a close match

Mumford: "OMG I GOTTA TELL EVERYONE! DENNIS... I... I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS... I'M IN LOVE WITH STACEY LACEY! WHEN I TALK TO HER I GET DA BUTTERFLIES IN MY BELLY & MY MUM SAYS I SHOULD STAY AWAY BECAUSE IF I LOOK AT HER MY WILLY WILL TURN TO STONE~!"

Stacey: "Mumfie, listen... I... Can't... You know, actually I'd love to go out with you. In a weird way I fancy you!"

Mumford: "DENNIS LOOK! I GOT A GIRLFRIEND~! I LOVE HER SOOOOO MUCH!"

Ronald McDonald beat Lou. Little Britain warn High Rent Shit that SWC will not go to civil war, if they do then there will be hell to pay

[DJ]

DIMMICK VS REY OMG!

High Rent Shit sounds like SWCCEO SWC.

Good for Mumford. May his willy turn to stone.

[Elder Gohan]

Dimmick vs Rey? Who's the biggest herb tbh

I kinds agree with High Rent Shit tbh

I wonder if he shagged her yet?

[DJ]

I wonder if Rey could pick apples, he's probably not tall enough.

We need more porn in the media, definitely.

Probably has, Stacey Lacey shags everyone.