Post by Elder Gohan on Jun 12, 2013 14:15:55 GMT -5
"Welcome to SWC: Reality, I am tonight's host Phenis, on tonight's show..."
The Welsh have invaded the SWC headquarters, it's ok though because we can just tell em to get lost...
High Rent Shit have decided that they need more members, but in the meantime they throw coffee over nuns.
Barry Shitpeas: "Guys, SWC ain't listening. We've tried to flood the airwaves with porn & even broadcast images of Jimmy Savile, hell we even started a war with Wales! What else can we do?"
Trevor Rent: "Spread a rumour about a superstar being gay?"
Johnny Triplearse: "Rob thou apothecary?"
Barry Shitpeas: "We are gonna have to do something big! We are gonna bang escorts and... TAKE DRUGS live on KOKDown! Especially when Trev over here defends the Commonwealth Championship vs Todd Mortar!"
Trevor Rent: "Lookin' forward already daughters!"
*George's fashion show*
George: "Bonjour! And welcome to George's fashion show! Today we transform a fat ugly degenerate slob, into something remotely presentable. Bring on today's screw up!"
George: "Ugh, I'm not even going to ask your name. You are that ugly, I'm going to spit on your clothes... A tank top! I... Damnit, I HAVE to help you... First, you will wear a white undershirt & this purple sequined jacket. And for some matching pants... Now just wear these flip flops... DONE! You still look horrible, but at least you aren't dressed that bad! Get out of my sight!"
Mumford goes on a date with Stacey Lacey. Mumford is happy. But did his willy turn to stone?
The Banana Boys try to raise their public image, by marketing an energy drink on Dragon's Den...
Rey: lol i gt a can of da drink lol
Deborah Meaden offers her advice.
Deborah: "I, can I ask. How much does production cost & how many cans are sold per week?"
metalfuck: not a lot u hardass lol
Deborah: "I'm sorry, but this is the loopiest, craziest idea I've seen on the show. I can't invest in this, I'm out."
Theo Paphitis looks intrigued
Theo: "Can I try some?"
Rey: sure lol teddy greek man wants r drink lol
*Theo tries the drink*
Theo: "Rey, metalgod."
Rey & MG: yh
Theo: "It's shit. Totally & utter shit."
metalfuck: it not u fuckin herb u dnt no bizness u assbutt!
Theo: "I'm out."
Peter Jones is the last dragon in.
Peter: "Can I just say, this is the smartest I have EVER seen you two, for that reason alone. I'm out."
Treguard still hasn't officially been signed to an SWC contract. He witnesses High Rent Shit take out the Banana Boys
Treguard: "Ooh nasty!"
Speaking of "not officially signed to an SWC contract." Singer Carly Rae Jepsen has been spotted going into Ed's locker room. In an unrelated incident Ed has been spotted coming out of his locker room half naked & his shirt collar covered in lipstick. SWC will continue to investigate.
The Welsh have invaded the SWC headquarters, it's ok though because we can just tell em to get lost...
High Rent Shit have decided that they need more members, but in the meantime they throw coffee over nuns.
Barry Shitpeas: "Guys, SWC ain't listening. We've tried to flood the airwaves with porn & even broadcast images of Jimmy Savile, hell we even started a war with Wales! What else can we do?"
Trevor Rent: "Spread a rumour about a superstar being gay?"
Johnny Triplearse: "Rob thou apothecary?"
Barry Shitpeas: "We are gonna have to do something big! We are gonna bang escorts and... TAKE DRUGS live on KOKDown! Especially when Trev over here defends the Commonwealth Championship vs Todd Mortar!"
Trevor Rent: "Lookin' forward already daughters!"
*George's fashion show*
George: "Bonjour! And welcome to George's fashion show! Today we transform a fat ugly degenerate slob, into something remotely presentable. Bring on today's screw up!"
George: "Ugh, I'm not even going to ask your name. You are that ugly, I'm going to spit on your clothes... A tank top! I... Damnit, I HAVE to help you... First, you will wear a white undershirt & this purple sequined jacket. And for some matching pants... Now just wear these flip flops... DONE! You still look horrible, but at least you aren't dressed that bad! Get out of my sight!"
Mumford goes on a date with Stacey Lacey. Mumford is happy. But did his willy turn to stone?
The Banana Boys try to raise their public image, by marketing an energy drink on Dragon's Den...
Rey: lol i gt a can of da drink lol
Deborah Meaden offers her advice.
Deborah: "I, can I ask. How much does production cost & how many cans are sold per week?"
metalfuck: not a lot u hardass lol
Deborah: "I'm sorry, but this is the loopiest, craziest idea I've seen on the show. I can't invest in this, I'm out."
Theo Paphitis looks intrigued
Theo: "Can I try some?"
Rey: sure lol teddy greek man wants r drink lol
*Theo tries the drink*
Theo: "Rey, metalgod."
Rey & MG: yh
Theo: "It's shit. Totally & utter shit."
metalfuck: it not u fuckin herb u dnt no bizness u assbutt!
Theo: "I'm out."
Peter Jones is the last dragon in.
Peter: "Can I just say, this is the smartest I have EVER seen you two, for that reason alone. I'm out."
Treguard still hasn't officially been signed to an SWC contract. He witnesses High Rent Shit take out the Banana Boys
Treguard: "Ooh nasty!"
Speaking of "not officially signed to an SWC contract." Singer Carly Rae Jepsen has been spotted going into Ed's locker room. In an unrelated incident Ed has been spotted coming out of his locker room half naked & his shirt collar covered in lipstick. SWC will continue to investigate.
