Post by Elder Gohan on Jun 14, 2013 9:53:35 GMT -5
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Jeremy Kyle: "On tonight's show: A Commonwealth Championship match, I reveal whether Treguard & Pat Sharp have contracts. Let's get on with it!
Match 1: Commonwealth Championship: Trevor Rent (c) vs Todd Mortar
*DING FOOKIN' DING DING*
Trevor Rent shoves Todd Mortar to the corner and chokes him out, Todd Mortar kicks back & they both fight. How can you trust any member of High Rent Shit? Especially since Johnny Triplearse turned on Todd Mortar, not long ago. I personally think that is what is keeping Todd going, oh look... Barry Shitpeas & Johnny Triplearse have showed up, they have a supply of golf balls! They're teeing off, so many golf balls are in the ring one hit the ref in the balls! Todd Mortar felt that one! Cover... 1.2.3! Trevor Rent retains the Commonwealth Championship!
Trevor Rent: "Hey, guys. Remember what we said on Wednesday? I think it's 'high' time we got down to business!"
Barry Shitpeas: "Hehehe... I see what you mean, look what I got innit."
Johnny Triplearse: "Ohoho, thou art seeing shit!"
Barry: "I'm stoned!"
High Rent Shit then proceed backstage to bang hookers & take more drugs
Louis Spence beat Peter Griffin.
Mumford is backstage with his girlfriend(?!?) GM Stacey Lacey
Mumford: "I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING!"
Stacey: "Really I wanna show you something too"
Mumford: "IS IT KITTIES? IS IT AN SWC CARD COLLECTION? I NEED CAPTAIN CARPENTRY!"
Stacey: "It's a... kind of kitty, more a pussy really..."
Mumford: "MUM WAS RIGHT! I THINK MY WILLY HAS TURNED TO STONE~!"
OH BOY~!
Stacey: "Don't worry Mumfie, just put it in here..."
Mumford: "OOH THAT'S GOOD!"
*They bang. UNCENSORED.*
Mumford: "OH NO. MILK JUST CAME FROM MY WILLY! ALL OVER YOUR FACE!"
Stacey: "That's not milk"
Mumford: "MY WILLY ISN'T STONE ANYMORE!"
Gun Jack beat Neil Dimmick
Rey, metalgod & Yoshimitsu have shown up, what do these Banana Boys want?
Rey: lol we r de best stable in da scwwe lol
metalgod: yh we kik ass u fuck boy
Rey: lol we dnt want to see da sex and da drugs dat teddy rent billy badpeas and johnny threeasses keep showing lol swc is da pg lol
metalgod: yh we love da pg swc lol aint dat right yolomitsu?
Yoshimitsu: "Of course, we don't like this SMUT. It is immoral & wrong..."
*RAWR'S Borat has come out*
Borat: "Why don'ta u bugger off? you don'ta like sex? do u prefer the khram?"
Rey: no we dont want da kids to see da sex lol it pg
Borat: "You like the khram!"
Me: "Oh BUGGER OFF you sad gits"
Dimmick has attacked Borat from behind! What a sneaky apple picking bastard!
Dimmick: "Apples can't pick themselves... And neither can... BANANAS!"
NEIL DIMMICK HAS JOINED THE BANANA BOYS! THE FORMER SWC WORLD CHAMPION HAS JOINED THE BANANA BOYS! And still no one cares...
*SWC have come to terms with the release of Pat Sharp & Treguard. We wish them well in their future endeavours... Well we can't tell them to bugger off now can we?*
SPELLCASTING: B-U-G-G-E-R-O-F-F... Ooh nasty!
The Legion have issued a challenge to both the Banana Boys & High Rent Shit. They have also issued a statement saying that they are a neutral party, indifferent to the smut. But still don't want it running rampant...
Lou & Andy beat Ed & Eddy. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to draft Edd to RAWR...
Ronald McDonald offers his services to the Legion. SWC World Champion Jake Jolson viciously assaults Ronald McDonald from behind & hooks him up to a car battery, shocking him.
The assault is over. Ronald McDonald is still alive, thankfully Wendy was quickly on the scene! Superstars need not fear, Wendy is here! Good ol' Wendy, Ronald is in good hands.
Captain Carpentry has received word that Ronald McDonald has joined the Legion. Ronald McDonald is barely able to walk, if we had WWE's medical team, Ronald McDonald would have died.
In other words... Wendy > WWE's full medical team.
Jeremy Kyle: "On tonight's show: A Commonwealth Championship match, I reveal whether Treguard & Pat Sharp have contracts. Let's get on with it!
Match 1: Commonwealth Championship: Trevor Rent (c) vs Todd Mortar
*DING FOOKIN' DING DING*
Trevor Rent shoves Todd Mortar to the corner and chokes him out, Todd Mortar kicks back & they both fight. How can you trust any member of High Rent Shit? Especially since Johnny Triplearse turned on Todd Mortar, not long ago. I personally think that is what is keeping Todd going, oh look... Barry Shitpeas & Johnny Triplearse have showed up, they have a supply of golf balls! They're teeing off, so many golf balls are in the ring one hit the ref in the balls! Todd Mortar felt that one! Cover... 1.2.3! Trevor Rent retains the Commonwealth Championship!
Trevor Rent: "Hey, guys. Remember what we said on Wednesday? I think it's 'high' time we got down to business!"
Barry Shitpeas: "Hehehe... I see what you mean, look what I got innit."
Johnny Triplearse: "Ohoho, thou art seeing shit!"
Barry: "I'm stoned!"
High Rent Shit then proceed backstage to bang hookers & take more drugs
Louis Spence beat Peter Griffin.
Mumford is backstage with his girlfriend(?!?) GM Stacey Lacey
Mumford: "I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING!"
Stacey: "Really I wanna show you something too"
Mumford: "IS IT KITTIES? IS IT AN SWC CARD COLLECTION? I NEED CAPTAIN CARPENTRY!"
Stacey: "It's a... kind of kitty, more a pussy really..."
Mumford: "MUM WAS RIGHT! I THINK MY WILLY HAS TURNED TO STONE~!"
OH BOY~!
Stacey: "Don't worry Mumfie, just put it in here..."
Mumford: "OOH THAT'S GOOD!"
*They bang. UNCENSORED.*
Mumford: "OH NO. MILK JUST CAME FROM MY WILLY! ALL OVER YOUR FACE!"
Stacey: "That's not milk"
Mumford: "MY WILLY ISN'T STONE ANYMORE!"
Gun Jack beat Neil Dimmick
Rey, metalgod & Yoshimitsu have shown up, what do these Banana Boys want?
Rey: lol we r de best stable in da scwwe lol
metalgod: yh we kik ass u fuck boy
Rey: lol we dnt want to see da sex and da drugs dat teddy rent billy badpeas and johnny threeasses keep showing lol swc is da pg lol
metalgod: yh we love da pg swc lol aint dat right yolomitsu?
Yoshimitsu: "Of course, we don't like this SMUT. It is immoral & wrong..."
*RAWR'S Borat has come out*
Borat: "Why don'ta u bugger off? you don'ta like sex? do u prefer the khram?"
Rey: no we dont want da kids to see da sex lol it pg
Borat: "You like the khram!"
Me: "Oh BUGGER OFF you sad gits"
Dimmick has attacked Borat from behind! What a sneaky apple picking bastard!
Dimmick: "Apples can't pick themselves... And neither can... BANANAS!"
NEIL DIMMICK HAS JOINED THE BANANA BOYS! THE FORMER SWC WORLD CHAMPION HAS JOINED THE BANANA BOYS! And still no one cares...
*SWC have come to terms with the release of Pat Sharp & Treguard. We wish them well in their future endeavours... Well we can't tell them to bugger off now can we?*
SPELLCASTING: B-U-G-G-E-R-O-F-F... Ooh nasty!
The Legion have issued a challenge to both the Banana Boys & High Rent Shit. They have also issued a statement saying that they are a neutral party, indifferent to the smut. But still don't want it running rampant...
Lou & Andy beat Ed & Eddy. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to draft Edd to RAWR...
Ronald McDonald offers his services to the Legion. SWC World Champion Jake Jolson viciously assaults Ronald McDonald from behind & hooks him up to a car battery, shocking him.
The assault is over. Ronald McDonald is still alive, thankfully Wendy was quickly on the scene! Superstars need not fear, Wendy is here! Good ol' Wendy, Ronald is in good hands.
Captain Carpentry has received word that Ronald McDonald has joined the Legion. Ronald McDonald is barely able to walk, if we had WWE's medical team, Ronald McDonald would have died.
In other words... Wendy > WWE's full medical team.
