Post by Elder Gohan on Oct 16, 2013 16:01:03 GMT -5
"Welcome to SWC: Reality, I am tonight's host Ross Noble, on tonight's show: Gyles Brandreth discovers a wormhole, metalgod humiliated again, SWC Creative plan Fluck-The-Cluckamania 3!"
*SWC did you buy this?*
Gyles Brandreth: "Hello viewers! It is I again, now someone actually bought the metalgod card, but we have something better this week, did you buy the Internet Exclusive Carly Rae Jepsen figure, that looks nothing like her in the first place. I personally think that even Ed didn't buy this, it is terrible!
*Rey speaks*
Rey: yh i da common champ u assboces lol
metalgod: yh he da common champ dat mean he kik all da ass u hard ass fuck fuck boy lol
Rey: quiet u tit lol
metalgod: i nt da tit u are da one who is da tit lol
Osama bin Laden: "Ugh, u assboxes. Will you kindly SHUT THE FUCK UP, I ASK YOU NO I EMPLORE YOU. SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
metalgod: u punk bitch u cnt tell me dat u herb fuck
Osama: "Pipe down you fuckin' loony. Now Reymond, you will face me at Fright Night. Accept or you are pussy.
Rey: I fight u osman baddy man lol
*Osama bin Laden puts a bin over Rey & he's running around looking like a trapped turtle*
*Fluck-The-Cluckamania meeting*
*Secretary, please invite all of the following to the meeting: Stacey Lacey, Neil Lennon, Stephen Fry, Jeremy Kyle, The Art Trolls, QB, Roger & Wendy please.*
Guys & girls, we spoke about this on monday, we need to go more in depth about the entertainment side of things. Of course it's very much provisional at this point, go ahead.
Jeremy: "I suggest we have another concert, it worked last time so it'll work again."
Neil: "Aye, but not just a concert, we could have a fanzone commentary box for two lucky fans."
Stacey: "I could get some of the girls down!"
Art Troll 1: "YEESSH, WE LIKE GIRLS~! VERY MUCHES!"
QB: "I think we should get Lady Gaga, she'll be fun."
...No. That's a shit idea.
QB: "Shut the fuck up you hater."
Right, art trolls. Got an idea for a stage?
Art Trolls: "YEESSSHH MASTER. WE HAVE BIGGEST IDEASH~!"
Ok, do share
Art: "RIGHTO, WE THINKSH THAT WE COULD DO A BEACH THEMESH, OR A UK THEMESH OR A NAVAL THEMESH!"
Jeremy: "I don't like the beach one..."
QB: "Oh my god, you beach hater!"
Jeremy: "What?"
QB: "You so hate beaches..."
Jeremy: "I never said I did!"
OK, we're almost done guys. Just... Hold on to your hats guys, look who decided to show up 45 minutes late reeking of vodka...
Abonseiro: "...Afternoon guys. I gots an idea, how's about we get in cheerleaders to kick things off?"
*All agree except QB*
QB: "No, I don't want sluts here. This is serious business!"
I throw a pen at BEH
I like this abonseiro guy, he's got to the point. Meeting over, Wendy you'll be tending to injuries & things of the sort.
Wendy: "Yep."
Oh & I forgot, this is Roger. He is SWC's new cleaner, everyone say hi or I'll book you to lose to metalgod!
Everyone: "Hi."
*SWC did you buy this?*
Gyles Brandreth: "Hello viewers! It is I again, now someone actually bought the metalgod card, but we have something better this week, did you buy the Internet Exclusive Carly Rae Jepsen figure, that looks nothing like her in the first place. I personally think that even Ed didn't buy this, it is terrible!
*Rey speaks*
Rey: yh i da common champ u assboces lol
metalgod: yh he da common champ dat mean he kik all da ass u hard ass fuck fuck boy lol
Rey: quiet u tit lol
metalgod: i nt da tit u are da one who is da tit lol
Osama bin Laden: "Ugh, u assboxes. Will you kindly SHUT THE FUCK UP, I ASK YOU NO I EMPLORE YOU. SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
metalgod: u punk bitch u cnt tell me dat u herb fuck
Osama: "Pipe down you fuckin' loony. Now Reymond, you will face me at Fright Night. Accept or you are pussy.
Rey: I fight u osman baddy man lol
*Osama bin Laden puts a bin over Rey & he's running around looking like a trapped turtle*
*Fluck-The-Cluckamania meeting*
*Secretary, please invite all of the following to the meeting: Stacey Lacey, Neil Lennon, Stephen Fry, Jeremy Kyle, The Art Trolls, QB, Roger & Wendy please.*
Guys & girls, we spoke about this on monday, we need to go more in depth about the entertainment side of things. Of course it's very much provisional at this point, go ahead.
Jeremy: "I suggest we have another concert, it worked last time so it'll work again."
Neil: "Aye, but not just a concert, we could have a fanzone commentary box for two lucky fans."
Stacey: "I could get some of the girls down!"
Art Troll 1: "YEESSH, WE LIKE GIRLS~! VERY MUCHES!"
QB: "I think we should get Lady Gaga, she'll be fun."
...No. That's a shit idea.
QB: "Shut the fuck up you hater."
Right, art trolls. Got an idea for a stage?
Art Trolls: "YEESSSHH MASTER. WE HAVE BIGGEST IDEASH~!"
Ok, do share
Art: "RIGHTO, WE THINKSH THAT WE COULD DO A BEACH THEMESH, OR A UK THEMESH OR A NAVAL THEMESH!"
Jeremy: "I don't like the beach one..."
QB: "Oh my god, you beach hater!"
Jeremy: "What?"
QB: "You so hate beaches..."
Jeremy: "I never said I did!"
OK, we're almost done guys. Just... Hold on to your hats guys, look who decided to show up 45 minutes late reeking of vodka...
Abonseiro: "...Afternoon guys. I gots an idea, how's about we get in cheerleaders to kick things off?"
*All agree except QB*
QB: "No, I don't want sluts here. This is serious business!"
I throw a pen at BEH
I like this abonseiro guy, he's got to the point. Meeting over, Wendy you'll be tending to injuries & things of the sort.
Wendy: "Yep."
Oh & I forgot, this is Roger. He is SWC's new cleaner, everyone say hi or I'll book you to lose to metalgod!
Everyone: "Hi."
