Post by Elder Gohan on Nov 10, 2013 15:52:47 GMT -5
i totally didn't rip this off survivor series whatevs innit blad.
Welcome to SWC Survival of the Fittest, we are live at ugh, the AMEX Stadium in Brighton. I hate it, next.
Match 1: James May vs Ronnie O'Sullivan IC Title Match
Ronnie has his first title match against the 19 month champion James May, I think we now the result here tbh. Ronnie is going at May so quickly, who'dve thought that Ronnie is as quick at wrestling as he is at snooker?!? James May just catching Ronnie with a sly left, hoping to slow him down, who will survive tonight 1.2... kickout by Ronnie, just as James May looked to retain again! James May really going to town on Ronnie O'Sullivan. Backslide pin, 1.2... May kicks out & reverses into the Clutch Control! O'Sullivan taps! And James May retains the title! Impressive start tonight.
Match 2: High Rent Shit vs The Legion vs The Banana Boys (3 v 3 v 3)
The teams are as follows: Johnny Triplearse, Trevor Rent & Barry Shitpeas vs Lou, Captain Carpentry & Ronald McDonald vs Rey, Dimmick & Todd Mortar. Elimination rules apply! In the ring is Todd Mortar vs Trevor Rent to kick things off as Mortar locks Rent in a headlock & they chain wrestle for a couple of minutes... Trevor Rent goes to the corner offering a tag to Shitpeas but Triplearse makes the tag... Triplearse pretty much wails on Mortar & hits him with a triple powerbomb for the three count. In comes Dimmick, looking to hopefully nah he's tagged in Rey what an arsehole, Rey pretty much gets his amico handed to him by Triplearse until... Backslide rollup 1.2.3 REY ELIMINATES JOHNNY TRIPLEARSE! And he's done it to Trevor Rent as well, High Rent Shit down to 1 already as Andy comes in & gets his eyes full of apples and Dimmick hits the decorer 1.2.3! Eliminations coming thick and fast as Andy eliminated & now Lou isn't focused and makes careless mistake after careless mistake, Dimmick eliminates Lou!
Captain Carpentry: "Right, enough of this shit."
Captain Carpentry eliminates Dimmick & Trevor Rent in under a minute. Can Captain Carpentry beat Rey? What a fucking stupid question. Captain Carpentry knees Rey in the gut as he hits the Rebate. 1.2.3! The Legion win the best faction match, now we can drop this storyline because it bombed big time, was meant to be like DX vs nWo vs 4 Horsemen. But it suuuccckkked.
Main Event: World Heavyweight Championship: Jake Jolson (c) vs Everyone
As it stands, Jake Jolson has a 1 in 42 chance of retaining the title. God only knows what he was thinking & it's carnage out here! The AMEX is erupting into chaos, Jolson is down but he doesn't need to be pinned to lose the title, the 4 non superstars in this match are: Jeremy Kyle, abonseiro, Neil Lennon & robmaniac, this means that you know what it means (unless you're a member of Robmaniac's forum & can't tell shit from clay) but third pin attempt it's Todd Mortar, but Triplearse kicks out at two. I won't report a cover unless it's the winning one, it'll save time and 20 minutes in & everyone is knackered but Dimmick hits the Decorer on Louis Spence, everyone down Dimmick makes the cover 1...2.... George yanks Dimmick off & makes a cover himself 1.2.3!
George has stolen the SWC World Heavyweight Championship from Neil Dimmick
"Here is your winner, after 48 minutes & 23 seconds, the NEW SWC World Heavyweight Champion... GEORGE!
George: "Hey, Dimmick. Remember you said cheers for the help? Now who's laughing, ME! That's right, me me ME! Hahahaha!
Welcome to SWC Survival of the Fittest, we are live at ugh, the AMEX Stadium in Brighton. I hate it, next.
Match 1: James May vs Ronnie O'Sullivan IC Title Match
Ronnie has his first title match against the 19 month champion James May, I think we now the result here tbh. Ronnie is going at May so quickly, who'dve thought that Ronnie is as quick at wrestling as he is at snooker?!? James May just catching Ronnie with a sly left, hoping to slow him down, who will survive tonight 1.2... kickout by Ronnie, just as James May looked to retain again! James May really going to town on Ronnie O'Sullivan. Backslide pin, 1.2... May kicks out & reverses into the Clutch Control! O'Sullivan taps! And James May retains the title! Impressive start tonight.
Match 2: High Rent Shit vs The Legion vs The Banana Boys (3 v 3 v 3)
The teams are as follows: Johnny Triplearse, Trevor Rent & Barry Shitpeas vs Lou, Captain Carpentry & Ronald McDonald vs Rey, Dimmick & Todd Mortar. Elimination rules apply! In the ring is Todd Mortar vs Trevor Rent to kick things off as Mortar locks Rent in a headlock & they chain wrestle for a couple of minutes... Trevor Rent goes to the corner offering a tag to Shitpeas but Triplearse makes the tag... Triplearse pretty much wails on Mortar & hits him with a triple powerbomb for the three count. In comes Dimmick, looking to hopefully nah he's tagged in Rey what an arsehole, Rey pretty much gets his amico handed to him by Triplearse until... Backslide rollup 1.2.3 REY ELIMINATES JOHNNY TRIPLEARSE! And he's done it to Trevor Rent as well, High Rent Shit down to 1 already as Andy comes in & gets his eyes full of apples and Dimmick hits the decorer 1.2.3! Eliminations coming thick and fast as Andy eliminated & now Lou isn't focused and makes careless mistake after careless mistake, Dimmick eliminates Lou!
Captain Carpentry: "Right, enough of this shit."
Captain Carpentry eliminates Dimmick & Trevor Rent in under a minute. Can Captain Carpentry beat Rey? What a fucking stupid question. Captain Carpentry knees Rey in the gut as he hits the Rebate. 1.2.3! The Legion win the best faction match, now we can drop this storyline because it bombed big time, was meant to be like DX vs nWo vs 4 Horsemen. But it suuuccckkked.
Main Event: World Heavyweight Championship: Jake Jolson (c) vs Everyone
As it stands, Jake Jolson has a 1 in 42 chance of retaining the title. God only knows what he was thinking & it's carnage out here! The AMEX is erupting into chaos, Jolson is down but he doesn't need to be pinned to lose the title, the 4 non superstars in this match are: Jeremy Kyle, abonseiro, Neil Lennon & robmaniac, this means that you know what it means (unless you're a member of Robmaniac's forum & can't tell shit from clay) but third pin attempt it's Todd Mortar, but Triplearse kicks out at two. I won't report a cover unless it's the winning one, it'll save time and 20 minutes in & everyone is knackered but Dimmick hits the Decorer on Louis Spence, everyone down Dimmick makes the cover 1...2.... George yanks Dimmick off & makes a cover himself 1.2.3!
George has stolen the SWC World Heavyweight Championship from Neil Dimmick
"Here is your winner, after 48 minutes & 23 seconds, the NEW SWC World Heavyweight Champion... GEORGE!
George: "Hey, Dimmick. Remember you said cheers for the help? Now who's laughing, ME! That's right, me me ME! Hahahaha!
Still Intercontinental Champion."