Post by Elder Gohan on Feb 7, 2014 10:38:49 GMT -5
Johnny Triplearse beat Neil Dimmick. I hope they won't cut a promo, I can't handle the butchering of the English language!
HardKOK Title Triple Threat: Mumford vs Peter Griffin vs Carly Rae Jepsen (c)
Your commentators for this match: John Virgo & Tony Pulis.
Pulis: "Poor Carly, she looks terrified bless 'er. but she's gonna have to defend the title ere tonight."
Virgo: "All the drama created in this 20 by 20 foot ring, Mumford has a steel chair... IT'S THERE!"
Pulis: "'Ard 'itting Mumfie crackin' on Griffin with a chair & he lumps 'im again with the chair."
Virgo: "Peter escapes the ring & brings out a table WHERE'S PETER GOING?!?"
Pulis: "Don't do this Virgo..."
Virgo: "Do what? I'm only commentating, now that Griffin has lured Mumfie out of the ring he's lumped him with a spanner, it's not safe."
Pulis: "Ah reminds me when I was at Stoke, good times..."
Virgo: "WHERE'S MY CUE GOING?!?"
Pulis: "Up Peter Griffin's jacksy. And yours if you don't knock it on the head now."
Virgo: "Well, Mumfie has this match won. he's propped Peter Griffin in the turnbuckle, placing him on his backside, while he makes a chair-ramp with the steel chair."
Pulis: "He's got a bowling ball & he rolls it..."
Virgo: "WHERE'S THE BOWLING BALL GOING?!?"
Pulis: "Christ sake John. One more time & I'll hit you with a chair!"
Virgo: "Well he's going for the cover. 1.2.3 IT'S THERE! HANG ON... WHERE'S CARLY GOING?!? WHERE'S CARLY GOING?!?"
Pulis: "...John."
*smack*
George beat Louis Spence.
George: "Hey, FuckoTown! Yeah you the 70's clown, disco is so out now! Get with the times you stupid, pathetic bastard of a bastard!"
FunkyTown: "Damn son, you have GREEN HAIR! When was green hair & geisha make up EVER in style? You wish you had moves like me daddio!"
George: "I don't need 'moves' to be better than you. I am a natural, just face it. I AM BETTER THAN YOU. MORE INTELLIGENT. I DRESS BETTER. AND OF COURSE THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE!"
FunkyTown: "Watch your damn mouth boyo! Yeah... Yeah. You are better than me, you're smarter & you might even dress better but you know what I don't have that you do?"
George: "What?"
FunkyTown: "A broken jaw!"
*George got flattened!*
Main Event: Tag Team match. Ed & Eddy vs Captain Carpentry & Shawn Michaels.
Yeah HBK made his debut & got the win for his team, cue mass celebrations between a legend & a rising star... SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO THE CAPTAIN. Why Shawn? Why?
HardKOK Title Triple Threat: Mumford vs Peter Griffin vs Carly Rae Jepsen (c)
Your commentators for this match: John Virgo & Tony Pulis.
Pulis: "Poor Carly, she looks terrified bless 'er. but she's gonna have to defend the title ere tonight."
Virgo: "All the drama created in this 20 by 20 foot ring, Mumford has a steel chair... IT'S THERE!"
Pulis: "'Ard 'itting Mumfie crackin' on Griffin with a chair & he lumps 'im again with the chair."
Virgo: "Peter escapes the ring & brings out a table WHERE'S PETER GOING?!?"
Pulis: "Don't do this Virgo..."
Virgo: "Do what? I'm only commentating, now that Griffin has lured Mumfie out of the ring he's lumped him with a spanner, it's not safe."
Pulis: "Ah reminds me when I was at Stoke, good times..."
Virgo: "WHERE'S MY CUE GOING?!?"
Pulis: "Up Peter Griffin's jacksy. And yours if you don't knock it on the head now."
Virgo: "Well, Mumfie has this match won. he's propped Peter Griffin in the turnbuckle, placing him on his backside, while he makes a chair-ramp with the steel chair."
Pulis: "He's got a bowling ball & he rolls it..."
Virgo: "WHERE'S THE BOWLING BALL GOING?!?"
Pulis: "Christ sake John. One more time & I'll hit you with a chair!"
Virgo: "Well he's going for the cover. 1.2.3 IT'S THERE! HANG ON... WHERE'S CARLY GOING?!? WHERE'S CARLY GOING?!?"
Pulis: "...John."
*smack*
George beat Louis Spence.
George: "Hey, FuckoTown! Yeah you the 70's clown, disco is so out now! Get with the times you stupid, pathetic bastard of a bastard!"
FunkyTown: "Damn son, you have GREEN HAIR! When was green hair & geisha make up EVER in style? You wish you had moves like me daddio!"
George: "I don't need 'moves' to be better than you. I am a natural, just face it. I AM BETTER THAN YOU. MORE INTELLIGENT. I DRESS BETTER. AND OF COURSE THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE!"
FunkyTown: "Watch your damn mouth boyo! Yeah... Yeah. You are better than me, you're smarter & you might even dress better but you know what I don't have that you do?"
George: "What?"
FunkyTown: "A broken jaw!"
*George got flattened!*
Main Event: Tag Team match. Ed & Eddy vs Captain Carpentry & Shawn Michaels.
Yeah HBK made his debut & got the win for his team, cue mass celebrations between a legend & a rising star... SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO THE CAPTAIN. Why Shawn? Why?
