Post by Elder Gohan on Feb 21, 2014 16:07:02 GMT -5
Todd Mortar beat Peter Griffin. Todd then goes backstage to find Rey going to Tesco, Rey is attacked when he gets his trolley & is dumped into it... Todd Mortar pushes said trolley into the meat counter.
Johnny Triplearse beat Spider-Man. Dimmick jumps Triplearse like a punk bitch.
Mumford beat James Bond. Mumford of course coming to the ring on his bikey also carrying the Devon county flag raising awareness of the recent flooding.
George is in the ring, he wants to speak.
George: "Now listen to me. FunkyTown, I tell you this as a professional, no a star! You will not beat me, I am the World Heavyweight Champion. You have no redeeming features, no sense of style or any wrestling ability. I shall have my quickest defense of my title at Fluck-The-Cluckamania..."
FunkyTown: ..."Yo' full of yo'self, so much I'ma kick yo ass!"
They fight.
Captain Carpentry narrowly beat Gun Jack.
Shawn Michaels: "Captain Carpentry. The Captain, one of SWC's greatest, but he can't hold a CANDLE to me, the Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels! I have beaten Hunter, Batista, Sid, Orton, Flair, Undertaker, Big Show, Nash, Vader & Bret Hart, so a 'legend' like you isn't even on my radar! But Captain Carpentry. I screwed you once... And I'll screw you again, because Captain Carp...
OH MY GOD! THAT'S RONALD MCDONALD'S THEME! IS HE? HE IS! RONALD MCDONALD IS BACK FROM INJURY!
Ronald: "Shawn you sonnuva bitch! You screwed my friend & now I am gonna McScrew you! Fuck on this HBK."
MCSLAM TO HBK!
Johnny Triplearse beat Spider-Man. Dimmick jumps Triplearse like a punk bitch.
Mumford beat James Bond. Mumford of course coming to the ring on his bikey also carrying the Devon county flag raising awareness of the recent flooding.
George is in the ring, he wants to speak.
George: "Now listen to me. FunkyTown, I tell you this as a professional, no a star! You will not beat me, I am the World Heavyweight Champion. You have no redeeming features, no sense of style or any wrestling ability. I shall have my quickest defense of my title at Fluck-The-Cluckamania..."
FunkyTown: ..."Yo' full of yo'self, so much I'ma kick yo ass!"
They fight.
Captain Carpentry narrowly beat Gun Jack.
Shawn Michaels: "Captain Carpentry. The Captain, one of SWC's greatest, but he can't hold a CANDLE to me, the Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels! I have beaten Hunter, Batista, Sid, Orton, Flair, Undertaker, Big Show, Nash, Vader & Bret Hart, so a 'legend' like you isn't even on my radar! But Captain Carpentry. I screwed you once... And I'll screw you again, because Captain Carp...
OH MY GOD! THAT'S RONALD MCDONALD'S THEME! IS HE? HE IS! RONALD MCDONALD IS BACK FROM INJURY!
Ronald: "Shawn you sonnuva bitch! You screwed my friend & now I am gonna McScrew you! Fuck on this HBK."
MCSLAM TO HBK!
