Post by Elder Gohan on Mar 10, 2014 18:09:25 GMT -5
Due to gross mismanagement, there will only be two matches tonight. Thanks to a certain Mr R. Maniac SWC has a budget of 20 quid to run RAWR!
Ronnie O'Sullivan beat Mario. Ronnie proudly parades the wank bank briefcase.
The SWC RAWR roster has invaded the ring.
Niko Bellic: "We have something to discuss."
Paul Chuckle: "We avent been paid in months."
Mikey: "And only 2 superstars get pushed on this show. It way as well be called James May & Slenderman & we, the rest of the RAWR roster are sick of it!"
Osama bin Laden: "I have busted ass and all i have is crappy hardkok title! James May hold title for two year & no one is booked to beat slender. it bullshit, FACKIN BULLSHIT!"
Niko: "Yes, we have all discussed this. The other brand has much more diversity, anyone can win at any time, FunkyTown is the world champion! Is well booked & we get shit. Something is going to change."
Gabriel Logan: "As of this moment, the SWC RAWR roster is on STRIKE! Those that oppose may continue if they wish."
Looks like it's just James May & Slender Man staying. Ronnie O'Sullivan undecided.
Looks like the final match is Ronnie O'Sullivan vs Treguard.
Treguard just laid down & accepted a loss.
Treguard: "No point in fighting, i ain't got a storyline, ain't got no future, hell I ain't even gonna win a title. I actually regret re-signing with SWC, if I went to KOKDown it'd be a different story because then maybe something would actually happen, but no, creative are too busy making papier mache heads of some green haired guy & making mentally unstable guys world champions, they think that they're helping when they're leaving us to twiddle our thumbs! They come up with the storylines in 5 minutes & strut around like they're hot shit. Don't even get me started on that so called 'head of creative' Ed, he does absolutely nothing except bone Carly Rae Jepsen & go to McDonalds, when he actually does any work it turns out to be complete shit, something we've seen millions of times before! Also the way he treats the office staff is nothing short of shocking, did you know he kicked an art troll in the balls for giving him a coffee instead of tea? And they're not trolls, they're human beings their names are Tim & Justin! One more thing, I hate our 'president' he only shows up to fire someone & my point will be proven tonight, also about power I wish everyone would stop ogling Stacey Lacey, the wrestlers show her respect so why should Ed & the like be different? It's because she's the only woman in SWC... She's married to Mumford for fuck sake. End rant, I'm on strike, fuck off."
Well...
*Sir Alan Sugar has been notified of a strike threat*
Alan: "What the bloody hell is all this?!? Jeremy you're in charge here, what is going on?"
Jeremy Kyle: "My roster walked out sir, they want better treatment & storylines..."
Alan: "Handle this Jeremy... You know, do your job."
Jeremy Kyle: "I'm trying my best sir."
Alan: "No you're not, you're messing around talking to fans & doing opinion polls on top of that awful show of yours..."
Jeremy Kyle: *A bit angrier* "Now see here, you need to listen to your staff as well as the fans, they're calling for your head!"
Alan: "No Jeremy, clearly your heart isn't in SWC..."
Jeremy: "How dare you question my heart, my love for this company. Have you been in that ring? You haven't of course, I nearly won the 2013 Royal Bumble, I have been here longer than you have, you will never understand the emotions this company has bought me, you're just another money man, a sugar daddy. Please just listen to reason & sell the company to someone who gives a damn."
*Alan Sugar goes to slap Jeremy but Jeremy dodges and they stare down for a few seconds*
Jeremy: "You know what, I know why Stephen Fry left, that's right he wasn't released he left a month before his 'release' because he had no creative control, no funding & made to be a scapegoat for the shows failure, everyone was told that it was Stephen's fault, it wasn't. How could he have been at fault if he had no control?"
Alan: "He was..."
Jeremy: "Don't interrupt! Mr Ed never made the storylines for RAWR either? Nor his understudies, Nor the art trolls, nor the superstars, hell not even the Vice President got a say! You know what, I've had enough of you & the way you run the company. I, Jeremy Kyle will join the superstars on strike! Good day"
*Jeremy pacing towards his car from a nearly empty arena to a nearly empty car park*
Robmaniac: "Jeremy, I have a problem. Everyone hates me because I accidentally caused the broadcast to temporarily go off air yesterday"
Jeremy: "Not my problem kid, I like the rest of the RAWR! roster don't work here anymore."
Robmaniac: "I don't get it, why not?"
Jeremy: "Haven't you been watching? Ahh, I'm not in the mood to have a go but aren't you tired of 'Lord Sugar' treating you as if you're stupid?"
Robmaniac: "Kinda."
Jeremy: "He wanted to see you anyway."
*In Alan's office*
Lord Sugar: "Sit down Mr Maniac. I notice you were talking to Jeremy Kyle on your way here. Am I treating you as if you're stupid perchance?"
Robmaniac: "No sir."
Lord Sugar: "THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUSH THAT BUTTON LAST NIGHT?!?"
Robmaniac: "I thought I was helping, no one told me..."
Lord Sugar: "YOU WERE GIVEN A CLEAR INSTRUCTION!"
Robmaniac: "But..."
Lord Sugar: "But.. But.. Grow a pair. All I hear around here is 'but' 'but.' I've had it with you're constant fuck ups, so I'll ask you 1 question. What is my catch phrase Rob?"
Robmaniac: "I don't get it?"
Lord Sugar: "MY catch phrase you anus. Here, I'll tell you: YOU'RE FIRED!"
*Robmaniac floors Lord Sugar with one hell of a punch*
Ronnie O'Sullivan beat Mario. Ronnie proudly parades the wank bank briefcase.
The SWC RAWR roster has invaded the ring.
Niko Bellic: "We have something to discuss."
Paul Chuckle: "We avent been paid in months."
Mikey: "And only 2 superstars get pushed on this show. It way as well be called James May & Slenderman & we, the rest of the RAWR roster are sick of it!"
Osama bin Laden: "I have busted ass and all i have is crappy hardkok title! James May hold title for two year & no one is booked to beat slender. it bullshit, FACKIN BULLSHIT!"
Niko: "Yes, we have all discussed this. The other brand has much more diversity, anyone can win at any time, FunkyTown is the world champion! Is well booked & we get shit. Something is going to change."
Gabriel Logan: "As of this moment, the SWC RAWR roster is on STRIKE! Those that oppose may continue if they wish."
Looks like it's just James May & Slender Man staying. Ronnie O'Sullivan undecided.
Looks like the final match is Ronnie O'Sullivan vs Treguard.
Treguard just laid down & accepted a loss.
Treguard: "No point in fighting, i ain't got a storyline, ain't got no future, hell I ain't even gonna win a title. I actually regret re-signing with SWC, if I went to KOKDown it'd be a different story because then maybe something would actually happen, but no, creative are too busy making papier mache heads of some green haired guy & making mentally unstable guys world champions, they think that they're helping when they're leaving us to twiddle our thumbs! They come up with the storylines in 5 minutes & strut around like they're hot shit. Don't even get me started on that so called 'head of creative' Ed, he does absolutely nothing except bone Carly Rae Jepsen & go to McDonalds, when he actually does any work it turns out to be complete shit, something we've seen millions of times before! Also the way he treats the office staff is nothing short of shocking, did you know he kicked an art troll in the balls for giving him a coffee instead of tea? And they're not trolls, they're human beings their names are Tim & Justin! One more thing, I hate our 'president' he only shows up to fire someone & my point will be proven tonight, also about power I wish everyone would stop ogling Stacey Lacey, the wrestlers show her respect so why should Ed & the like be different? It's because she's the only woman in SWC... She's married to Mumford for fuck sake. End rant, I'm on strike, fuck off."
Well...
*Sir Alan Sugar has been notified of a strike threat*
Alan: "What the bloody hell is all this?!? Jeremy you're in charge here, what is going on?"
Jeremy Kyle: "My roster walked out sir, they want better treatment & storylines..."
Alan: "Handle this Jeremy... You know, do your job."
Jeremy Kyle: "I'm trying my best sir."
Alan: "No you're not, you're messing around talking to fans & doing opinion polls on top of that awful show of yours..."
Jeremy Kyle: *A bit angrier* "Now see here, you need to listen to your staff as well as the fans, they're calling for your head!"
Alan: "No Jeremy, clearly your heart isn't in SWC..."
Jeremy: "How dare you question my heart, my love for this company. Have you been in that ring? You haven't of course, I nearly won the 2013 Royal Bumble, I have been here longer than you have, you will never understand the emotions this company has bought me, you're just another money man, a sugar daddy. Please just listen to reason & sell the company to someone who gives a damn."
*Alan Sugar goes to slap Jeremy but Jeremy dodges and they stare down for a few seconds*
Jeremy: "You know what, I know why Stephen Fry left, that's right he wasn't released he left a month before his 'release' because he had no creative control, no funding & made to be a scapegoat for the shows failure, everyone was told that it was Stephen's fault, it wasn't. How could he have been at fault if he had no control?"
Alan: "He was..."
Jeremy: "Don't interrupt! Mr Ed never made the storylines for RAWR either? Nor his understudies, Nor the art trolls, nor the superstars, hell not even the Vice President got a say! You know what, I've had enough of you & the way you run the company. I, Jeremy Kyle will join the superstars on strike! Good day"
*Jeremy pacing towards his car from a nearly empty arena to a nearly empty car park*
Robmaniac: "Jeremy, I have a problem. Everyone hates me because I accidentally caused the broadcast to temporarily go off air yesterday"
Jeremy: "Not my problem kid, I like the rest of the RAWR! roster don't work here anymore."
Robmaniac: "I don't get it, why not?"
Jeremy: "Haven't you been watching? Ahh, I'm not in the mood to have a go but aren't you tired of 'Lord Sugar' treating you as if you're stupid?"
Robmaniac: "Kinda."
Jeremy: "He wanted to see you anyway."
*In Alan's office*
Lord Sugar: "Sit down Mr Maniac. I notice you were talking to Jeremy Kyle on your way here. Am I treating you as if you're stupid perchance?"
Robmaniac: "No sir."
Lord Sugar: "THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PUSH THAT BUTTON LAST NIGHT?!?"
Robmaniac: "I thought I was helping, no one told me..."
Lord Sugar: "YOU WERE GIVEN A CLEAR INSTRUCTION!"
Robmaniac: "But..."
Lord Sugar: "But.. But.. Grow a pair. All I hear around here is 'but' 'but.' I've had it with you're constant fuck ups, so I'll ask you 1 question. What is my catch phrase Rob?"
Robmaniac: "I don't get it?"
Lord Sugar: "MY catch phrase you anus. Here, I'll tell you: YOU'RE FIRED!"
*Robmaniac floors Lord Sugar with one hell of a punch*
