Post by Elder Gohan on Mar 17, 2014 15:32:50 GMT -5
Well there isn't really a lot to report tbh.
Not a big crowd tonight, about 30 people turned up. Our arena is 3,500 seats.
I suppose there's the draft tonight, ah well this should be fun. The glorified washing machine full of the names of the KOKDown! Superstars is spinning... On the stage is James May, probably the only RAWR Superstar left...
The first name out is... NEIL DIMMICK!
Neil Dimmick: "Ey dere... Ain't dere supposed ta be more fans than dis lad? Oh rite de strike! So I can be a part of da strike matey? Oh rite den!"
Jeremy Kyle: "That goes for all new superstars, you will be part of the strike!"
May turns on the washing machine...
The 2nd pick is... JAKE JOLSON!
Jake Jolson: "YOU FACKIN' WHAT?!?"
The worst thing about this is that the fans that did show up are dead quiet.
Homer Simpson is backstage
Homer: "You jerks made me the ass, I may not be the best but I have a right to complain. You have all judged me on how bad Kr*sty was! Well you and the SWC upper management can all go to hell!"
Right, third pick is... TREVOR RENT!
Trevor: "Just don't expect me to move daughter."
Ugh, fourth pick is... LOU!
Lou: "What a kerfuffle!"
Last pick is... GUN JACK!
Such a shame we won't see these superstars for a while.
And of course as part of the Start Your Career scheme, RAWR gets one random pick from the Noon Camp all potential picks are as follows: Hank Nutz, Danny from the Hotels4u advert, Eddie Hitler, Richard Richard, Phil Mitchell, Austin Powers, Spongebob, Go Compare bloke, The Dragonborn & John Clemmon Jr.
And the random pick is...
Oh my god.
IT'S HANK NUTZ! HE'S BEEN WAITING TO DEBUT IN SWC FOR NEARLY THREE YEARS & HE CAN'T BECAUSE WE'RE ALL ON STRIKE!
Hank Nutz: "Wait, I have no one to wrestle? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I should have stayed at TNA...
Not a big crowd tonight, about 30 people turned up. Our arena is 3,500 seats.
I suppose there's the draft tonight, ah well this should be fun. The glorified washing machine full of the names of the KOKDown! Superstars is spinning... On the stage is James May, probably the only RAWR Superstar left...
The first name out is... NEIL DIMMICK!
Neil Dimmick: "Ey dere... Ain't dere supposed ta be more fans than dis lad? Oh rite de strike! So I can be a part of da strike matey? Oh rite den!"
Jeremy Kyle: "That goes for all new superstars, you will be part of the strike!"
May turns on the washing machine...
The 2nd pick is... JAKE JOLSON!
Jake Jolson: "YOU FACKIN' WHAT?!?"
The worst thing about this is that the fans that did show up are dead quiet.
Homer Simpson is backstage
Homer: "You jerks made me the ass, I may not be the best but I have a right to complain. You have all judged me on how bad Kr*sty was! Well you and the SWC upper management can all go to hell!"
Right, third pick is... TREVOR RENT!
Trevor: "Just don't expect me to move daughter."
Ugh, fourth pick is... LOU!
Lou: "What a kerfuffle!"
Last pick is... GUN JACK!
Such a shame we won't see these superstars for a while.
And of course as part of the Start Your Career scheme, RAWR gets one random pick from the Noon Camp all potential picks are as follows: Hank Nutz, Danny from the Hotels4u advert, Eddie Hitler, Richard Richard, Phil Mitchell, Austin Powers, Spongebob, Go Compare bloke, The Dragonborn & John Clemmon Jr.
And the random pick is...
Oh my god.
IT'S HANK NUTZ! HE'S BEEN WAITING TO DEBUT IN SWC FOR NEARLY THREE YEARS & HE CAN'T BECAUSE WE'RE ALL ON STRIKE!
Hank Nutz: "Wait, I have no one to wrestle? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I should have stayed at TNA...
