Post by Elder Gohan on Apr 18, 2014 14:56:16 GMT -5
SWC has recieved several takeover bids, CPFC2010 have bid a fiver & are the current favourites. Also Shawn Michaels has left SWC, he wasn't even paid so he buggered off. Oh and erm, the "diva" we have on loan is back, so expect lots of insults towards cheerleaders & being generally annoying...
There's an unwritten rule in SWC: If a local jobber wins a match vs a superstar they get rewarded with a noon camp contract... On that note, from Athens, Greece weighing 220 pounds... The former British Heavyweight champion, YORGHOS!
He faces Eddy. Eddy almost won but Yorghos rolls him up, 1.2.3! YORGHOS WINS! YORGHOS HAS A CONTRACT!
Yorghos: "I have win yes? OPA!"
Stacey Lacey is out here...
Stacey: "Oi oi. A nice greek god, but Mumfie is all the greek god I need. Well I'm out here to relegate Eddy to the noon camp. This means that Yorghos is part of the KOKDown! roster."
Todd Mortar beat Peter Griffin. 007 snuck up & kicked Mortar in the balls. Fuck.
Gabe Logan beat Austin Powers to get his first win on KOKDown! I'm happy for you gabe...
Ronnie O'Sullivan beat Captain Carpentry. The rocket is taking off!
Ronnie: "Mumfie, or Triplearse. Whichever one is still champ after saturday, watch your back."
New world champion Mumford beat Johnny Triplearse. Mumford celebrates by throwing sweets into the crowd.
We now have 5 takeover bids.
CPFC2010 have gone up to a tenner
Theo Paphitis has bid 200 pound plus the use of a travelodge.
Seymour Guado has offered 5 chickens & the promise of a turkey dinner. Looks evil.
Jose Mourinho has bid 200,000. He promised that he won't turn us into Chelsea.
And Chris Jericho & David Cameron have bid 5 million pounds. DON'T DO IT.
There's an unwritten rule in SWC: If a local jobber wins a match vs a superstar they get rewarded with a noon camp contract... On that note, from Athens, Greece weighing 220 pounds... The former British Heavyweight champion, YORGHOS!
He faces Eddy. Eddy almost won but Yorghos rolls him up, 1.2.3! YORGHOS WINS! YORGHOS HAS A CONTRACT!
Yorghos: "I have win yes? OPA!"
Stacey Lacey is out here...
Stacey: "Oi oi. A nice greek god, but Mumfie is all the greek god I need. Well I'm out here to relegate Eddy to the noon camp. This means that Yorghos is part of the KOKDown! roster."
Todd Mortar beat Peter Griffin. 007 snuck up & kicked Mortar in the balls. Fuck.
Gabe Logan beat Austin Powers to get his first win on KOKDown! I'm happy for you gabe...
Ronnie O'Sullivan beat Captain Carpentry. The rocket is taking off!
Ronnie: "Mumfie, or Triplearse. Whichever one is still champ after saturday, watch your back."
New world champion Mumford beat Johnny Triplearse. Mumford celebrates by throwing sweets into the crowd.
We now have 5 takeover bids.
CPFC2010 have gone up to a tenner
Theo Paphitis has bid 200 pound plus the use of a travelodge.
Seymour Guado has offered 5 chickens & the promise of a turkey dinner. Looks evil.
Jose Mourinho has bid 200,000. He promised that he won't turn us into Chelsea.
And Chris Jericho & David Cameron have bid 5 million pounds. DON'T DO IT.
