Post by Elder Gohan on Apr 20, 2014 11:33:02 GMT -5
The first PPV after Fluck-The-Cluckamania, is Cracklash. 2012 Cracklash saw James May beat Captain Carpentry to win the Intercontinental Title & no one has beaten James May since...
Match 1: Commonwealth Championship: Todd Mortar v James Bond.
Rey is watching ringside sort of giggling to himself for some reason. Collar and elbow tie-up, James Bond with the sharpshooter after 30 seconds! Todd Mortar taps out after 43.8 seconds! That was fast, no wonder Rey is giggling. Now John Clemmon's out here! He has something to say to his son!
John: "Todd, you are an embarrassment to the Clemmon name, I was so proud when you said you wanted to be a wrestler, but you sold us out, you sold the only fans that gave a toss short, even after your best friend walked out. You my son, stay away from us!"
Match 2: HardKOK Title match aka Mid carders piss around with weapons! Introducing the challengers: Rey, Gabe Logan, Austin Powers, Andy & Yorghos Papastathopoulos! And introducing the HardKOK Champion... Spider-Man!
*ding ding ding*
Yorghos beginning by smashing a plate on Andy's head flattening the biggest guy in the match while Gabe Logan throws Austin Powers into the ring steps, while Rey hides under the ring scared. The SWCCEO never runs~! And now Spider-Man stops for a moment, as do the other wrestlers while they agree to flush Rey out from under the ring, Spidey catches him & suspends him from the rig.
Pinata time! Yorghos with a golf club, what a swing "OPA!" Spidey just kicks him & Austin Powers with a kendo stick! This goes on for a few minutes as Rey finally falls down, he is propped in the corner, Andy bowls a bowling ball... RIGHT IN THE BOLLOCKS! Andy gets Spider Suplexed by Spidey! Only Logan is standing holding a taser! He's holding the button down as Yorghos dropkicks Logan in the back, Logan is being shocked & finally releases the button, Yorghos covers. 1.2.3! YORGHOS IS ALREADY A CHAMPION IN SWC, HAVING MADE HIS DEBUT ON FRIDAY!
Due to time restraints because of an announcement, there will only be one more match.
Main Event: SWC World Heavyweight Championship: Mumford (c) vs Johnny Triplearse.
Mumford: "YOU ARE A BAD MAN! YOU TOOK MY SWC CARDS!"
Johnny Triplearse: "I doth procure them, but I will taketh thy title as well!"
Mumford: "STOP TALKING ALL OLD YOU'RE HURTING MY BRAIN!"
Mumfie then rocks Triplearse with a right hand, Johnny Triplearse pokes Mumfie in the eye what a dirty tactic. Johnny Triplearse is just battering Mumford while a horrified Stacey Lacey watches on, Johnny Triplearse needs to tone it down a bit if he don't wanna get DQ'd, 20 minutes of great match later & Triplearse has dominated this match, Mumfie counters with the Sliced Bread & takes the ref out... Wait that's Neil Dimmick! Chairshot to Triplearse! Mumfie gets Triplearse up & another sliced bread! Cover... REF GET UP! 1....2......3!!! MUMFORD RETAINS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!
Mumford: "WOOHOO NOW I GET TO PLAY FIFA 14 & HAVE SOME EASTER EGGS! YAY!"
*Mumford thought it was necessary to wrestle this match as the easter bunny*
*We go live to SWC Headquarters where Lord Sugar has an announcement*
Lord Sugar: "It is with regret that I must announce that a deal to sell SWC has been agreed..."
*BREAK THE WALLS DOWN*
Oh god no... Not Jericho, anyone just not Jericho!
Lord Sugar: "Only joking, I sold it to Seymour Guado!"
You moron, you sold a company for 5 chickens & a turkey dinner?!?
Jeremy Kyle punches Lord Sugar.
Match 1: Commonwealth Championship: Todd Mortar v James Bond.
Rey is watching ringside sort of giggling to himself for some reason. Collar and elbow tie-up, James Bond with the sharpshooter after 30 seconds! Todd Mortar taps out after 43.8 seconds! That was fast, no wonder Rey is giggling. Now John Clemmon's out here! He has something to say to his son!
John: "Todd, you are an embarrassment to the Clemmon name, I was so proud when you said you wanted to be a wrestler, but you sold us out, you sold the only fans that gave a toss short, even after your best friend walked out. You my son, stay away from us!"
Match 2: HardKOK Title match aka Mid carders piss around with weapons! Introducing the challengers: Rey, Gabe Logan, Austin Powers, Andy & Yorghos Papastathopoulos! And introducing the HardKOK Champion... Spider-Man!
*ding ding ding*
Yorghos beginning by smashing a plate on Andy's head flattening the biggest guy in the match while Gabe Logan throws Austin Powers into the ring steps, while Rey hides under the ring scared. The SWCCEO never runs~! And now Spider-Man stops for a moment, as do the other wrestlers while they agree to flush Rey out from under the ring, Spidey catches him & suspends him from the rig.
Pinata time! Yorghos with a golf club, what a swing "OPA!" Spidey just kicks him & Austin Powers with a kendo stick! This goes on for a few minutes as Rey finally falls down, he is propped in the corner, Andy bowls a bowling ball... RIGHT IN THE BOLLOCKS! Andy gets Spider Suplexed by Spidey! Only Logan is standing holding a taser! He's holding the button down as Yorghos dropkicks Logan in the back, Logan is being shocked & finally releases the button, Yorghos covers. 1.2.3! YORGHOS IS ALREADY A CHAMPION IN SWC, HAVING MADE HIS DEBUT ON FRIDAY!
Due to time restraints because of an announcement, there will only be one more match.
Main Event: SWC World Heavyweight Championship: Mumford (c) vs Johnny Triplearse.
Mumford: "YOU ARE A BAD MAN! YOU TOOK MY SWC CARDS!"
Johnny Triplearse: "I doth procure them, but I will taketh thy title as well!"
Mumford: "STOP TALKING ALL OLD YOU'RE HURTING MY BRAIN!"
Mumfie then rocks Triplearse with a right hand, Johnny Triplearse pokes Mumfie in the eye what a dirty tactic. Johnny Triplearse is just battering Mumford while a horrified Stacey Lacey watches on, Johnny Triplearse needs to tone it down a bit if he don't wanna get DQ'd, 20 minutes of great match later & Triplearse has dominated this match, Mumfie counters with the Sliced Bread & takes the ref out... Wait that's Neil Dimmick! Chairshot to Triplearse! Mumfie gets Triplearse up & another sliced bread! Cover... REF GET UP! 1....2......3!!! MUMFORD RETAINS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!
Mumford: "WOOHOO NOW I GET TO PLAY FIFA 14 & HAVE SOME EASTER EGGS! YAY!"
*Mumford thought it was necessary to wrestle this match as the easter bunny*
*We go live to SWC Headquarters where Lord Sugar has an announcement*
Lord Sugar: "It is with regret that I must announce that a deal to sell SWC has been agreed..."
*BREAK THE WALLS DOWN*
Oh god no... Not Jericho, anyone just not Jericho!
Lord Sugar: "Only joking, I sold it to Seymour Guado!"
You moron, you sold a company for 5 chickens & a turkey dinner?!?
Jeremy Kyle punches Lord Sugar.
