Post by Elder Gohan on Oct 13, 2014 14:01:46 GMT -5
New HardKOK Champion Osama bin Laden has arrived in the arena in his Ford Transit, he can't park for shit. And he's been ambushed by Phil Mitchell! He's in the Noon Camp & won the HardKOK Title!
Phil: "Hey SWC fans, you all should watch something that's real, like Eastenders!"
You thick cunt.
Phil Mitchell makes his way to ringside. He's here now.
Phil: "You lot will listen to us and by us, I mean fellow Eastenders cast members!"
OH MY. It's... GENTLEMAN JIM! He's back!
Jim: "Good sir, I put it to you that we shall duel momentarily, I wager this cane for your HardKOK Title. Accept or your manhood will be questioned!"
Phil Mitchell then batters Jim. But Rey pins Phil Mitchell to win the HardKOK Title!
Treguard pinned Mario
James May pinned Niko Bellic in a close match
Yoshimitsu is getting ready for his match v Gordon Ramsay... Ramsay has been attacked by an "apple flavoured cosmic force"
Instead Yoshimitsu will face:
That's the apple flavoured cosmic force... DIMMICKDUST! Honestly don't know what's creepier, the fact that we booked this or that he said YES to this! Neil, sorry Dimmickdust has just mounted Yoshimitsu & pretty much copied Goldust... I honestly don't know what to say
Jake Jolson beat Lou after powerbombing him into the barricade. The lights go out & you can hear the wind pick up & the temperature drop... *GONG* "IT'S HERE. IT'S GOING TO GET YOU." *GONG*
Phil: "Hey SWC fans, you all should watch something that's real, like Eastenders!"
You thick cunt.
Phil Mitchell makes his way to ringside. He's here now.
Phil: "You lot will listen to us and by us, I mean fellow Eastenders cast members!"
OH MY. It's... GENTLEMAN JIM! He's back!
Jim: "Good sir, I put it to you that we shall duel momentarily, I wager this cane for your HardKOK Title. Accept or your manhood will be questioned!"
Phil Mitchell then batters Jim. But Rey pins Phil Mitchell to win the HardKOK Title!
Treguard pinned Mario
James May pinned Niko Bellic in a close match
Yoshimitsu is getting ready for his match v Gordon Ramsay... Ramsay has been attacked by an "apple flavoured cosmic force"
Instead Yoshimitsu will face:
That's the apple flavoured cosmic force... DIMMICKDUST! Honestly don't know what's creepier, the fact that we booked this or that he said YES to this! Neil, sorry Dimmickdust has just mounted Yoshimitsu & pretty much copied Goldust... I honestly don't know what to say
Jake Jolson beat Lou after powerbombing him into the barricade. The lights go out & you can hear the wind pick up & the temperature drop... *GONG* "IT'S HERE. IT'S GOING TO GET YOU." *GONG*
