Post by Elder Gohan on Apr 10, 2015 15:45:34 GMT -5
Rey has been given an opportunity to fight for Grado's Commonwealth Title tonight, so long as he can beat a mystery opponent, find out who next!
OH SHIT! THAT'S THE MAN BEAST RHINO'S MUSIC! BUT HE HASN'T SHOWN UP... *Announcer's note: Rhino has took the money & buggered off, so we have found a suitable replacement. Love Mr. Ed.*
Ok so now Rey will face... A hatstand. Not sure what this is implying but lets get it on! Rey is being overconfident, of course he should, he's facing a bloody hatstand! All he has to do is knock it over & lay on it! Somehow Rey caught his eye on the hook & is down, the hatstand fell 1...2...3!
Deary me... Rey just got pinned by a hatstand, it could be worse he could've been pinned by Eva Marie...
*GM Jeff Stelling comes out*
Jeff: "My goodness! What happened?!? How?!? Grado is refusing to face a hatstand, so he'll have to be in a 'triple threat' with you Rey, now try not to get pinned by a hatstand twice!"
So the match restarted and Grado is in disbelief, he has to be regretting his loan spell here, title aside he hasn't done much... Rey has managed to pull off his finishing move, the ddt onto Grado, but the impact has knocked the hatstand onto Rey. 1....2....3!
I'm... Speechless. I don't know what's shocking, the fact Grado agreed to drop the title to a hatstand, Rhino taking the cash & running, the hatstand winning TWICE or that Rey got pinned twice by a hatstand!
Johnny Triplearse pinned Yorghos.
Todd Mortar pinned Mumford.
*Todd Mortar has pledged to help Mumford find his attacker*
George pinned Andy.
Captain Carpentry: "What a state of affairs this is! It shows how much you fans really care 'i luv dis show becoz a hatstand is da commonwelf champeen and i luv hatstands yaaay!' Shut up. You morons cheering shit like that will be the death of this show, now to salvage some damn pride I will offer a title shot to a random super star out of this hat, it's the SWC snooker ball method, 7 balls, 7 superstars & no assboxes! Lets pick, BROWN! Looks like I'm facing that disco dancing dickhead this month!"
OH SHIT! THAT'S THE MAN BEAST RHINO'S MUSIC! BUT HE HASN'T SHOWN UP... *Announcer's note: Rhino has took the money & buggered off, so we have found a suitable replacement. Love Mr. Ed.*
Ok so now Rey will face... A hatstand. Not sure what this is implying but lets get it on! Rey is being overconfident, of course he should, he's facing a bloody hatstand! All he has to do is knock it over & lay on it! Somehow Rey caught his eye on the hook & is down, the hatstand fell 1...2...3!
Deary me... Rey just got pinned by a hatstand, it could be worse he could've been pinned by Eva Marie...
*GM Jeff Stelling comes out*
Jeff: "My goodness! What happened?!? How?!? Grado is refusing to face a hatstand, so he'll have to be in a 'triple threat' with you Rey, now try not to get pinned by a hatstand twice!"
So the match restarted and Grado is in disbelief, he has to be regretting his loan spell here, title aside he hasn't done much... Rey has managed to pull off his finishing move, the ddt onto Grado, but the impact has knocked the hatstand onto Rey. 1....2....3!
I'm... Speechless. I don't know what's shocking, the fact Grado agreed to drop the title to a hatstand, Rhino taking the cash & running, the hatstand winning TWICE or that Rey got pinned twice by a hatstand!
Johnny Triplearse pinned Yorghos.
Todd Mortar pinned Mumford.
*Todd Mortar has pledged to help Mumford find his attacker*
George pinned Andy.
Captain Carpentry: "What a state of affairs this is! It shows how much you fans really care 'i luv dis show becoz a hatstand is da commonwelf champeen and i luv hatstands yaaay!' Shut up. You morons cheering shit like that will be the death of this show, now to salvage some damn pride I will offer a title shot to a random super star out of this hat, it's the SWC snooker ball method, 7 balls, 7 superstars & no assboxes! Lets pick, BROWN! Looks like I'm facing that disco dancing dickhead this month!"