Second week, second challenge & the first PRACTICAL challenge... TAKESHI'S CASTLE! The rules could not be simple, if you have watched the show Takeshi's castle. But this time, it's a race to the end so it's multiple continues, the last competitor to get eliminated in the final round. Also the last person to make it to said final will have a larger ring & speed restriction of 2 mph.
First up it's SKIPPING STONES.
Youngster Joey, you're up first so set a good example!
Youngster Joey surveys the scene & jumps to the first stone & tries to skip with speed but falls & recovers just to fall in ankle deep at the end, still counts. NOT ELIMINATED, Youngster Joey sets a good example
Spells goes second & runs at the stones & finishes as expected. Trevor Rent has a fag (cigarette) or 2 before running the course (slowly) Todd Mortar doesn't want to ruin his hair so he's wearing a silly hairnet, but still runs the course in good time. The Masked Potato started off well but fell in at the second to last stone. Jake Jolson flies into a fit of rage after he falls in, kicks a stone & carries on regardless. Mumford tried to ride his bike across & his bike was taken away so he removed his... OH NOOOOO! He's naked under there, but he managed to get across without falling in
Last across is that punk bitch who nearly destroyed the company last week... Wait, that's the Chuckle Brothers they've got METALGOD & they've thrown him in! He didn't even get to start! *Metalgod now has a bigger ring for the final round*
Second Round: Brigde Ball
First up is the best of the last round... Mumford who gets his golden ball, looks up & sprints... JUST MADE IT! Jake Jolson is next, notice how he isn't wearing his helmet & he grabs the golden ball, the SWC pros are firing footballs from cannons at him Jolson punches them away, he wobbles a bit but recovers well & again makes it but is wobbly so he runs & makes it to the other side. Trevor Rent grabs his ball & and decides to crawl across & one of the footballs hits him in the arse! "Oww!" Trevor carries on as the bridge turns & he's dangling, a football strikes him in the leg & Rent drops the ball, he sees the distance to trek back & decides to fall anyway.
Spells is up, he gets his little sponge ball & charges across at the same speed as Mumford but he nudges the ball over to the other side, and makes it, but it could be seen as cheating. Todd Mortar, gets his ball & slowly walks across but he gets a sore one in the face just as he gets the momentum, he fell off. The Masked Potato tries the sprint, he's forgotten the BALL! He has to go back, goes back & fell in the net below! Youngster Joey is second last to go, he has a determined look as he grabs the golden ball shot out the cannon, walks across & he falls but held on to the bridge, he's halfway now... C'MON JOEY, he falls again but this time he falls in, unlucky Joey.
Last up is METALGOD, he missed the golden ball! He missed it again & catches it the third time, the footballs are coming in hard & OUCH, RIGHT IN THE BOLLOCKS! & A HEAD SHOT! METALGOD falls into the net. LOL~!
Third round: Sumo Rings
This round has a twist, five different colours mean five different superstars in a sumo match, competitors will pull out a coloured ball.
Red: Tim Wonnacott
Blue: Man in a oversized costume
Yellow: DCI McCormack
Green: Neil Lennon
Purple: "The Porker"
First up is, despite the cheating allegation, Spells who draws a yellow ball! DCI Clive McCormack waits in the ring as Spells desperately tries to push him outta there, McCormack a police chief inspector is a pretty big guy, Spells also a pretty big guy have struggled for a few minutes & McCormack's foot is out the ring, Spells is awesome!
Youngster Joey's turn to put his hand in the box & he picks... PURPLE! Uh Oh, it's "The Porker!" the biggest of the opponents, Joey has his work cut out as he tries to push Porker out & Porker hasn't moved an inch! Porker with one big shove & Youngster Joey fell on his arse, he's outta there! Trevor Rent steps up to the box... GREEN! Glasgow Celtic manager Neil Lennon, oh man I'm a big fan of Celtic & Lennon, Trevor Rent struggling as is Lennon both men are round about the same size & Rent with a big throw & both men are out, it's a draw. Mumford "calmly" puts his arm in... PURPLE! "The Porker" again, Mumford has never ever watched a sumo match he thinks it's a dancing contest as he shouts & fist pumps on the spot, the porker charges as Mumford finds 1p & bends down, Porker is out of the ring... Mumford hands The Porker his first sumo loss of 2012!
The Masked Potato is next, hand in... BLUE! Man in oversize potato costume! Masked Potato with the lightest shove EVER, knocks the costume guy over. NEXT. Todd Mortar, puts the hand in... RED! Tim Wonnacott, host of Bargain Hunt & SWC employee! Todd Mortar struggling to push him out & it's just minutes of struggling here & Todd Mortar eventually wins. Jake Jolson... BLUE! Costume guy! The costume guy turns round and eliminates himself! He don't wanna fight with Jake Jolson! Last up, Metalgod... BLUE! Costume guy, alot of grappling going on here & Metalgod fell on his arse, that means... COSTUME GUY WINS! COSTUME GUY WINS! YEHA!
Final round: Final showdown.
Last to be eliminated/winner(s) gain immunity & cannot be eliminated tommorow.
Here it is, the final showdown. 8 have made it through, METALGOD will start with a bigger paper ring & speed restriction. Spells, due to the cheating claims, will have a 5 second penalty.
The SWC trainers guarding the castle, are aiming for the paper rings of the superstars, spells can start now & metalgod has no reverse gear as a punishment, but he's hit a wall. The guards finish him off, he's eliminated. Oh no, Jake Jolson is gone & he's angry but security gets hold of him, 12 seconds later and the guards are finished, that means 6 winners! But one can only get immunity, so they'll have to shoot the rings of eachother & Potato & Joey eliminate eachother, 4 left, Todd Mortar loses control of the glorified shopping trolley but cant back up, he's a sitting duck but manages to eliminate Spells with a superb shot, Mumford is all but gone & Trevor Rent eliminates both from seemingly out of nowhere to earn immunity.