Post by Elder Gohan on Oct 8, 2011 16:55:55 GMT -5
*opening pyro & shit*
WE ARE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERESHIRE!
(Ronald McDonald's music)
Here we go, for the first ever match we have Ronald McDonald, he walks to the ring. Who will he face?
(Yoshimitsu's music)
It's Yoshimitsu!
(Yoshimitsu does all flips & whatnot. Bell Rings)
Here we go for the opening match, Ronald McDonald gets the early advantage with a headlock, takedown & he's gripping tight. Yoshimitsu lifts & suplexes who then proceeds to put him in a boston crab only for McDonald to struggle out of it, McDonald then hits Yoshimitsu with a dropkick out of nowhere & hits a big body drop on the rebound. It looks like McDonald is preparing the... HERE WE GO MCSLAAAAM!... NO REVERSED BY YOSHIMITSU Who himself is going for the KANGAROO KICK... Missed it! McDonald side steps & MCSLAM CONNECTING 1.2.3!
Winner: Ronald McDonald
Intercontinental Title Bout
The much anticipated IC Title match between The Stig & Gun Jack will begin shortly. (Both Wrestlers make entrances, match bell) Here we go, Gun Jack begins this match with his size advantage almost crushing poor Stig, He's completely overencumbered with the weight of Gun Jack, but The Stig has managed to roll free. Gun Jack has grabbed it by the head & pummeled him with that huge fist of his it's all uphill for The Stig here, meanwhile Gun Jack throws him into the corner, he's going to charge at him & The Stig dodges while Jack eats turnbuckle! The Stig is fighting at every opportunity for every little opening which is a good tactic to use. Stig tries a slam... Can't lift him, Jack laughs his attempt Stig now kicks him around the face proceeds to hit him with the FOLLOWTHROUGH! 1.2.3!
Winner: The Stig (New/first Champion)
Tag Team Gauntlet
Two teams start in the ring. The first team entering is... Mario Bros!
Followed by Bond & Logan! Mario is ambushed by Gabe who dives across the ring at full speed & damn near kills Mario. Gabe now on the top rope & he hit The Devils Whisper! 1.2.3! MARIO BROS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! The next team to hit the ring is... Spiderman & Peter Griffin. Gabe Logan's 2nd ambush of the match has failed & has made him exposed as Spiderman tags in Griffin who then tries a belly to belly suplex & leg drop combo, followed by an elbow drop. Griffin props up Logan & puts him in a sleeper hold. After many minutes Logan lifts up Griffin & carries him to his corner and... TAGS IN JAMES BOND who immediately DDT's Griffin face implanted into the mat, some quick thinking used there as always as Griffin charges at him just a quick leg sweep there Peter falls on his face, Bond at this point casually tags in Logan who is measuring up Peter Griffin & Leg Scissors around the head & almost instantly Peter Griffin taps out. SPIDERMAN & PETER GRIFFIN HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! The next team to enter is... Osama Bin Laden & His unnamed assistant. Bin Laden extends his hand & is attempting to buy his opponents. EPIC FAIL Logan hits the Devils Whisper on the assistant and pins him 1 2 3. OSAMA BIN LADEN & ASSISTANT HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! The final team to enter is... THE CHUCKLE BROTHERS, but where are they? BEHIND YOU GABE! BE-FUCKING-HIND YOU! Paul Chuckle lifts up Gabe... "To Me... To You" connecting Barry Chuckle clotheslines Bond, Paul covers 1....2.....3!
Winner: Paul & Barry Chuckle (new champions)
20 man Battle Royal for the World Title
Elimination Order
1.Krusty the Clown
2. Barry Chuckle
3. Borat
4. Niko Bellic
5. Mario
6. Luigi
7. Gun Jack
8. The Stig
9. Shrek
10. Justin Bieber
11. Paul Chuckle
12. Homer Simpson
13. Spiderman
14. Peter Griffin
15. Osama Bin Laden
16. Gabriel Logan
17. Louis Spence
18. Captain Carpentry
19. Severus Snape
Winner: Ronald McDonald (New Champion)
WE ARE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERESHIRE!
(Ronald McDonald's music)
Here we go, for the first ever match we have Ronald McDonald, he walks to the ring. Who will he face?
(Yoshimitsu's music)
It's Yoshimitsu!
(Yoshimitsu does all flips & whatnot. Bell Rings)
Here we go for the opening match, Ronald McDonald gets the early advantage with a headlock, takedown & he's gripping tight. Yoshimitsu lifts & suplexes who then proceeds to put him in a boston crab only for McDonald to struggle out of it, McDonald then hits Yoshimitsu with a dropkick out of nowhere & hits a big body drop on the rebound. It looks like McDonald is preparing the... HERE WE GO MCSLAAAAM!... NO REVERSED BY YOSHIMITSU Who himself is going for the KANGAROO KICK... Missed it! McDonald side steps & MCSLAM CONNECTING 1.2.3!
Winner: Ronald McDonald
Intercontinental Title Bout
The much anticipated IC Title match between The Stig & Gun Jack will begin shortly. (Both Wrestlers make entrances, match bell) Here we go, Gun Jack begins this match with his size advantage almost crushing poor Stig, He's completely overencumbered with the weight of Gun Jack, but The Stig has managed to roll free. Gun Jack has grabbed it by the head & pummeled him with that huge fist of his it's all uphill for The Stig here, meanwhile Gun Jack throws him into the corner, he's going to charge at him & The Stig dodges while Jack eats turnbuckle! The Stig is fighting at every opportunity for every little opening which is a good tactic to use. Stig tries a slam... Can't lift him, Jack laughs his attempt Stig now kicks him around the face proceeds to hit him with the FOLLOWTHROUGH! 1.2.3!
Winner: The Stig (New/first Champion)
Tag Team Gauntlet
Two teams start in the ring. The first team entering is... Mario Bros!
Followed by Bond & Logan! Mario is ambushed by Gabe who dives across the ring at full speed & damn near kills Mario. Gabe now on the top rope & he hit The Devils Whisper! 1.2.3! MARIO BROS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! The next team to hit the ring is... Spiderman & Peter Griffin. Gabe Logan's 2nd ambush of the match has failed & has made him exposed as Spiderman tags in Griffin who then tries a belly to belly suplex & leg drop combo, followed by an elbow drop. Griffin props up Logan & puts him in a sleeper hold. After many minutes Logan lifts up Griffin & carries him to his corner and... TAGS IN JAMES BOND who immediately DDT's Griffin face implanted into the mat, some quick thinking used there as always as Griffin charges at him just a quick leg sweep there Peter falls on his face, Bond at this point casually tags in Logan who is measuring up Peter Griffin & Leg Scissors around the head & almost instantly Peter Griffin taps out. SPIDERMAN & PETER GRIFFIN HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! The next team to enter is... Osama Bin Laden & His unnamed assistant. Bin Laden extends his hand & is attempting to buy his opponents. EPIC FAIL Logan hits the Devils Whisper on the assistant and pins him 1 2 3. OSAMA BIN LADEN & ASSISTANT HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! The final team to enter is... THE CHUCKLE BROTHERS, but where are they? BEHIND YOU GABE! BE-FUCKING-HIND YOU! Paul Chuckle lifts up Gabe... "To Me... To You" connecting Barry Chuckle clotheslines Bond, Paul covers 1....2.....3!
Winner: Paul & Barry Chuckle (new champions)
20 man Battle Royal for the World Title
Elimination Order
1.Krusty the Clown
2. Barry Chuckle
3. Borat
4. Niko Bellic
5. Mario
6. Luigi
7. Gun Jack
8. The Stig
9. Shrek
10. Justin Bieber
11. Paul Chuckle
12. Homer Simpson
13. Spiderman
14. Peter Griffin
15. Osama Bin Laden
16. Gabriel Logan
17. Louis Spence
18. Captain Carpentry
19. Severus Snape
Winner: Ronald McDonald (New Champion)
