Post by Elder Gohan on Oct 13, 2011 13:52:51 GMT -5
WELCOME TO SWC Shotgun Thursday! Which is really just a glorified B-show (but don't tell anybody, ok.)
Match 1: Peter Griffin vs Darth Vader
*Match bell*
The match begins with Griffin getting an early offense over a much taller Vader, who shoves Griffin with ease which isn't easy as Griffin is 300 lbs. Any way Vader lifts him and plants him on the canvas with a scoop slam, he just punted Peter on the chin & locks a chinlock on him, but Peter wriggles out of it kinda easy lifting up Vader & a firemans carry slam followed by a big splash & it was a BIG splash. Anywho Peter isn't a technical wrestler so he's just striking Vader with various kicks & punches, but it appears to be slowing down Vader other wrestlers should take note, and a chokehold nicely applied by Griffin by nicely I mean the fact that it's one of the few chokeholds that isn't outlawed by SWC rules. Vader eventually powers out & chokeslam by Vader! Cover 1,2 KICKOUT BY GRIFFIN! This is exciting... Wait a minute who's that standing by the SWC stage? Whoever he is, he's heading towards the ring & he's attacking SWC superstars! This is an outrage! The mystery person is viciously assaulting Peter Griffin... Vader lifts up Griffin & THE FORCE. COVER 1.2.3! Vader wins, the mystery man assaults Vader as well.
Winner: Darth Vader
Promo with the attacker
*attacker is standing in the ring, microphone in hand*
"Ya see, I'm actually bloody annoyed at SWC, 'taking the wrestling world by storm' when you ain't done bugger all. My name is Phil Mitchell, I wrestle for a company called OHW. A company that eventually be head and shoulders above SWC!"
"I may not be the most liked over there, but I'm not the only one who shares me sentiments, other superstars will be over here if you don't shut down."
*end promo*
What an assbox that Phil Mitchell is. Anyway we have a Captain Carpentry v Snape rematch as the main event tonight.
Match 2: James Bond vs Justin Bieber
*match bell*
Well this looks like a mismatch to say the least, Bieber attempts to start things on a high with a dropkick to 007 who stumbles & falls to a step toehold, from there Bieber bridges over grabbing the neck of Bond who should be dominating this, COME ON BOND! Anyway Bieber picks up 007 & props him in the corner, legs round the head hurricanrana! 007 goes arse over tit & lands seated, Bieber leaps over, rebounds off the ropes Bond with a counter only he can do, one in a million. Can he capitalise? Bond suplexes Bieber, before starting flawless chain wrestling, piecing move after move together like an artform, facelock by 007 after a couple of minutes Bieber goes to his feet wait a minute... It's that Phil Mitchell! He's back again & this time his attack is foiled by Bieber & 007! Go team SWC! 007 rolls up Bieber but doesn't go for a pin, instead he goes for the SHARPSHOOTER! Bieber resisting, but after 47 seconds he has no choice but to tap.
Winner: James Bond
Main Event: Captain Carpentry vs Severus Snape
*match bell*
Captain starts out this rivalry by kicking Snape in the gut & a bulldog there, Captain puts Snape in the seated position & a full nelson locked on, intense pressure immediately from the Captain who recieves a jawbreaker for his efforts. Snape runs into a clothesline, realising he cannot win a fistfight with the Captain, Snape takes him down by grabbing his ankles & using technical holds and shit, Snape holding him down, while kneecapping the back of the captain's head. Snape allows the captain to his feet, before EXPELLIARMUS connecting Cover. 1.2 KICKOUT! How is that possible? Snape is furious, he might do something stupid here but he should be able to regain composure, but instead he decides to vent by pounding onto the captains head, Snape wants to end this he's signalling... HE'S GONNA HIT THE EXPELLIARMUS NO! MISSED, CAPTAIN CARPENTRY USES THE REBATE, POWERBOMB POSITION... SNAPE ROLLS BACKWARD... EXPELLIARMUS CONNECTING 1...2...3! SNAPE FINALLY BEATS THE CAPTAIN!
Winner: Severus Snape
Goodnight Everybody!
Match 1: Peter Griffin vs Darth Vader
*Match bell*
The match begins with Griffin getting an early offense over a much taller Vader, who shoves Griffin with ease which isn't easy as Griffin is 300 lbs. Any way Vader lifts him and plants him on the canvas with a scoop slam, he just punted Peter on the chin & locks a chinlock on him, but Peter wriggles out of it kinda easy lifting up Vader & a firemans carry slam followed by a big splash & it was a BIG splash. Anywho Peter isn't a technical wrestler so he's just striking Vader with various kicks & punches, but it appears to be slowing down Vader other wrestlers should take note, and a chokehold nicely applied by Griffin by nicely I mean the fact that it's one of the few chokeholds that isn't outlawed by SWC rules. Vader eventually powers out & chokeslam by Vader! Cover 1,2 KICKOUT BY GRIFFIN! This is exciting... Wait a minute who's that standing by the SWC stage? Whoever he is, he's heading towards the ring & he's attacking SWC superstars! This is an outrage! The mystery person is viciously assaulting Peter Griffin... Vader lifts up Griffin & THE FORCE. COVER 1.2.3! Vader wins, the mystery man assaults Vader as well.
Winner: Darth Vader
Promo with the attacker
*attacker is standing in the ring, microphone in hand*
"Ya see, I'm actually bloody annoyed at SWC, 'taking the wrestling world by storm' when you ain't done bugger all. My name is Phil Mitchell, I wrestle for a company called OHW. A company that eventually be head and shoulders above SWC!"
"I may not be the most liked over there, but I'm not the only one who shares me sentiments, other superstars will be over here if you don't shut down."
*end promo*
What an assbox that Phil Mitchell is. Anyway we have a Captain Carpentry v Snape rematch as the main event tonight.
Match 2: James Bond vs Justin Bieber
*match bell*
Well this looks like a mismatch to say the least, Bieber attempts to start things on a high with a dropkick to 007 who stumbles & falls to a step toehold, from there Bieber bridges over grabbing the neck of Bond who should be dominating this, COME ON BOND! Anyway Bieber picks up 007 & props him in the corner, legs round the head hurricanrana! 007 goes arse over tit & lands seated, Bieber leaps over, rebounds off the ropes Bond with a counter only he can do, one in a million. Can he capitalise? Bond suplexes Bieber, before starting flawless chain wrestling, piecing move after move together like an artform, facelock by 007 after a couple of minutes Bieber goes to his feet wait a minute... It's that Phil Mitchell! He's back again & this time his attack is foiled by Bieber & 007! Go team SWC! 007 rolls up Bieber but doesn't go for a pin, instead he goes for the SHARPSHOOTER! Bieber resisting, but after 47 seconds he has no choice but to tap.
Winner: James Bond
Main Event: Captain Carpentry vs Severus Snape
*match bell*
Captain starts out this rivalry by kicking Snape in the gut & a bulldog there, Captain puts Snape in the seated position & a full nelson locked on, intense pressure immediately from the Captain who recieves a jawbreaker for his efforts. Snape runs into a clothesline, realising he cannot win a fistfight with the Captain, Snape takes him down by grabbing his ankles & using technical holds and shit, Snape holding him down, while kneecapping the back of the captain's head. Snape allows the captain to his feet, before EXPELLIARMUS connecting Cover. 1.2 KICKOUT! How is that possible? Snape is furious, he might do something stupid here but he should be able to regain composure, but instead he decides to vent by pounding onto the captains head, Snape wants to end this he's signalling... HE'S GONNA HIT THE EXPELLIARMUS NO! MISSED, CAPTAIN CARPENTRY USES THE REBATE, POWERBOMB POSITION... SNAPE ROLLS BACKWARD... EXPELLIARMUS CONNECTING 1...2...3! SNAPE FINALLY BEATS THE CAPTAIN!
Winner: Severus Snape
Goodnight Everybody!
