Post by Elder Gohan on Nov 4, 2011 15:22:23 GMT -5
WELCOME TO OHW!
Match 1: Phil Mitchell vs Tidus
Now, big things are expected of this kid coming all the way from Spira (Final Fantasy X) but he has to face Phil Mitchell first. Phil Mitchell starts off better getting a left then sweeps the legs, then mounting Tidus punching his face in Phil lifts him & whips him to the corner running elbow to the face then he boots Tidus again to the face. Bet you Tidus is regretting this decision to become an OHW superstar, but no he's managed an elbow to Phil Mitchell's nose! Tidus now, spinebuster before heading onto the top rope & picture perfect moonsault hoping to keep this momentum up now on his OHW debut. But he cannot as Phil battles through the pain & clotheslines Tidus & elbow drop to the chest. Tidus must be in some serious pain, as Mitchell calls for the... POWERSLAM connecting! Cover...1.2.3! Phil Mitchell gets an easy win. *Tidus gets up & grabs a mic* "You fans gave me NO backing whatsoever, you suck!" Someones bitter...
Winner: Phil Mitchell
Match 2: Battle Royal for no.1 contendership for the OHW Title
Everyone's in the ring... Wait for the bell... GO! Everyone starts piling in kicks, punches & elbows everywhere. Wait there goes Tidus, instantly eliminated by 47 & Ed as the action continues on, there's no love lost between Argyle & Barry Scott each exchanging blows & chop across the chest of Barry Scott & there goes Edd! Heihachi stands in the corner he's not moving! Dexter looking proud, everyone stops & turns their attention to him as Andy props him like a football & Eddie Hitler punts him out the ring! The action continues as May, Hammond & Lee Evans are eliminated by Hopkins & Heihachi only for Heihachi to be eliminated himself! Agent 47 throws Gio Compario off the top turnbuckle as Ed & Eddy ends Patrick & Spongebob's chances the fighting continues as Clarkson eliminates himself and Eddie Hitler, Richard Richard surrenders & walks off. Phil Mitchell survives! We are down to the last ten: Andy, Argyle, 47, Barry Scott, CJ, Ed, Eddy, Frankie Boyle, Phil Mitchell & Lou. The action resumes, punches beong thrown as CJ resists an attempt at elimination, Argyle on the top rope as Barry Scott slaps his arse... Argyle falls, lands on the steps and is ELIMINATED IN STYLE, Ed & Eddy are aimless without Edd & this leads to them getting eliminated by 47 but... Ed drags 47 with him! More fighting, couple of minutes later CJ goes to the top rope just about to jump and stacks it or did Lou cause a vibration? Oh well, last 5: Andy, Lou, Barry Scott, Frankie Boyle & Phil Mitchell, huge upset by Barry Scott who eliminates Phil Mitchell, Frankie Boyle hasn't done much apart from skulk about but finally gets eliminated by Lou. Little Britain & Barry Scott remain, they team up on Barry Scott. After a good few minutes Barry Scott capitalises on a mistake by Lou & chucks him out. Andy clotheslines Barry out seconds later! Andy is the new no.1 contender!
Winner: Andy!
Match 4: Eddie Hitler & Richie Richard vs Patrick & Spongebob
Match starts off with Eddie kicking lumps out of Spongebob, elbow drop by Eddie as he boots Spongebob. Eddie makes the tag as Richard gets on the top rope & Eddie throws him onto Spongebob, cover 1.2 kickout, can 'bob make a tag, if he can it doesn't look like it's coming soon as Richie takes him down & starts punching him round the back of the head. Richie really getting some momentum going as he puts Spongebob in a chokehold, Spongebob hanging in there. Spongebob gets to his feet & breaks out of the hold, Richie runs into a clothesline, both men down. Both men trying to make a tag, Eddie tagged in first & catches Spongebob but the tag to Patrick is made! Patrick with a left, right & a clothesline followed by an elbow drop, Patrick picks up Eddie & whips him to the corner Eddie reverses Spongebob blocks the corner Patrick stumbles from this sacrifice into a BIG BOOT from Eddie cover 1.2.3! Wait a minute, that's the Chuckle Brothers! & They've just... To Me... To You! On Patrick.
Chuckle Bros: "Look, it's our turn to attack you now. we believe that it's right!"
Winner: Eddie Hitler & Richard Richard
Main Event: Gio Compario vs Chuck Greene
Chuck Greene goes for a code breaker Gio throws him down & BIG SPLASH PIN 1.2.3! That was quick. The fans voted this ASSBOX for champion?!? Losing to Gio Compario in 11 seconds isn't right for ANY champion in the world. Hey wait a minute, Ronald McDonald assaulting Chuck Greene... That's not right, Gio Compario thrown over the top rope & MCSLAM to Greene. SWC reigns supreme again...
Winner: Gio Compario
Match 1: Phil Mitchell vs Tidus
Now, big things are expected of this kid coming all the way from Spira (Final Fantasy X) but he has to face Phil Mitchell first. Phil Mitchell starts off better getting a left then sweeps the legs, then mounting Tidus punching his face in Phil lifts him & whips him to the corner running elbow to the face then he boots Tidus again to the face. Bet you Tidus is regretting this decision to become an OHW superstar, but no he's managed an elbow to Phil Mitchell's nose! Tidus now, spinebuster before heading onto the top rope & picture perfect moonsault hoping to keep this momentum up now on his OHW debut. But he cannot as Phil battles through the pain & clotheslines Tidus & elbow drop to the chest. Tidus must be in some serious pain, as Mitchell calls for the... POWERSLAM connecting! Cover...1.2.3! Phil Mitchell gets an easy win. *Tidus gets up & grabs a mic* "You fans gave me NO backing whatsoever, you suck!" Someones bitter...
Winner: Phil Mitchell
Match 2: Battle Royal for no.1 contendership for the OHW Title
Everyone's in the ring... Wait for the bell... GO! Everyone starts piling in kicks, punches & elbows everywhere. Wait there goes Tidus, instantly eliminated by 47 & Ed as the action continues on, there's no love lost between Argyle & Barry Scott each exchanging blows & chop across the chest of Barry Scott & there goes Edd! Heihachi stands in the corner he's not moving! Dexter looking proud, everyone stops & turns their attention to him as Andy props him like a football & Eddie Hitler punts him out the ring! The action continues as May, Hammond & Lee Evans are eliminated by Hopkins & Heihachi only for Heihachi to be eliminated himself! Agent 47 throws Gio Compario off the top turnbuckle as Ed & Eddy ends Patrick & Spongebob's chances the fighting continues as Clarkson eliminates himself and Eddie Hitler, Richard Richard surrenders & walks off. Phil Mitchell survives! We are down to the last ten: Andy, Argyle, 47, Barry Scott, CJ, Ed, Eddy, Frankie Boyle, Phil Mitchell & Lou. The action resumes, punches beong thrown as CJ resists an attempt at elimination, Argyle on the top rope as Barry Scott slaps his arse... Argyle falls, lands on the steps and is ELIMINATED IN STYLE, Ed & Eddy are aimless without Edd & this leads to them getting eliminated by 47 but... Ed drags 47 with him! More fighting, couple of minutes later CJ goes to the top rope just about to jump and stacks it or did Lou cause a vibration? Oh well, last 5: Andy, Lou, Barry Scott, Frankie Boyle & Phil Mitchell, huge upset by Barry Scott who eliminates Phil Mitchell, Frankie Boyle hasn't done much apart from skulk about but finally gets eliminated by Lou. Little Britain & Barry Scott remain, they team up on Barry Scott. After a good few minutes Barry Scott capitalises on a mistake by Lou & chucks him out. Andy clotheslines Barry out seconds later! Andy is the new no.1 contender!
Winner: Andy!
Match 4: Eddie Hitler & Richie Richard vs Patrick & Spongebob
Match starts off with Eddie kicking lumps out of Spongebob, elbow drop by Eddie as he boots Spongebob. Eddie makes the tag as Richard gets on the top rope & Eddie throws him onto Spongebob, cover 1.2 kickout, can 'bob make a tag, if he can it doesn't look like it's coming soon as Richie takes him down & starts punching him round the back of the head. Richie really getting some momentum going as he puts Spongebob in a chokehold, Spongebob hanging in there. Spongebob gets to his feet & breaks out of the hold, Richie runs into a clothesline, both men down. Both men trying to make a tag, Eddie tagged in first & catches Spongebob but the tag to Patrick is made! Patrick with a left, right & a clothesline followed by an elbow drop, Patrick picks up Eddie & whips him to the corner Eddie reverses Spongebob blocks the corner Patrick stumbles from this sacrifice into a BIG BOOT from Eddie cover 1.2.3! Wait a minute, that's the Chuckle Brothers! & They've just... To Me... To You! On Patrick.
Chuckle Bros: "Look, it's our turn to attack you now. we believe that it's right!"
Winner: Eddie Hitler & Richard Richard
Main Event: Gio Compario vs Chuck Greene
Chuck Greene goes for a code breaker Gio throws him down & BIG SPLASH PIN 1.2.3! That was quick. The fans voted this ASSBOX for champion?!? Losing to Gio Compario in 11 seconds isn't right for ANY champion in the world. Hey wait a minute, Ronald McDonald assaulting Chuck Greene... That's not right, Gio Compario thrown over the top rope & MCSLAM to Greene. SWC reigns supreme again...
Winner: Gio Compario
