SWC KOKDown! 7/9/12

[Elder Gohan]

Homer Simpson defeated Dimmick for the HardKOK Title only for Shrek to win it, thus taking the HardKOK Title to RAWR (Title is interchangeable between brands)

Borat narrowly beat Niko Bellic.

Captain Carpentry gets called out by Osama bin Laden. Osama gets arse whooped.

No one knows where Rey is, nor does no one care.

Mumford wants to take a chance at Andy's world title

George & James Bond have a match, ends in DQ after One Direction attack the ring, Ronald McDonald then enters not a muscle is moved. Ronald McDonald easily clears the ring, as he just sits there rocking back & forth with a creepy laugh... KOKDown! GM Chris Jericho calmly enters the ring, extending his hand to Ronald McDonald... McDonald grabs him by the throat & Tombstones the GM! Jericho ever so slowly leaves the ring...

Jericho: "Damnit. DAMN! I wanted to leave a big impression on you jerkoffs! Now I will, you see I have a big bomb to drop on your ass! I HAVE JOINED... ONE DIRECTION!"

[DJ]

Sucks for Homer, he probably thought he'd be doing something for once, only to lose. Shrek deserves it though.

Borat is on a roll.

Osama should had known better than to call out the Captain.

lawl at Rey.

Mumford vs Andy!

I cannot believe it, Jericho is in One Direction! This cannot be good for KOKDown!

[Elder Gohan]

Yeah, Homer should be doing something, I just don't know what

He is, he could be World Champ or something

Rey sucks tbh

This match could be good, Andy is pretty big though

Not Jericho! How could he turn his back on SWC?

[DJ]

Homer should just join One Direction at this point.

Borat as World Champ would certainly be big for SWC.

No one knows where Rey is, nobody cares tbh.

Yeah but if Andy underestimates Mumford we could have a new champion.

Cause he was with One Direction all along.

[Elder Gohan]

Aw hell naw! Homer hates One direction

It would. It would also help Nowhereshire - Kazakhstani relations

I'd have called off the search by now

Andy isn't very smart & could screw up the match, making Mumford champ!

That BASTARD! What Jericho did, was something I'd expect from George.

[DJ]

I still wouldn't put it past Homer.

And of course, this would also help SWC.

I don't think there ever was a search.

Then we could see Mumford vs Borat!

George might still follow Jericho into One Direction. I wouldn't trust him.