Post by Elder Gohan on Sept 10, 2012 5:11:47 GMT -5
September is here, 1 year of SWC in just a few days...
Match 1: Gabe Logan vs Spider-Man
Spider-Man's hitting lows right now, he might appear on Jeremy Kyle if he don't move his arse. Spider-Man with a boot to Gabe's face, Logan responds with a clothesline. You know I'm actually suprised that Gabe hasn't won a title yet, he was meant to be a big star maybe he got lost in the shuffle... Devil's whisper to Spider-Man 1.2.3! Good opening match.
Mario & Luigi vs Ed & Eddy Tag Team Title match
Have the Ed's actually done anything since winning the tag titles? Mario & Luigi receiving a 4th shot at the titles, going on the offense which is unlike Mario. Mario makes the tag to Luigi who double suplexes Eddy, Ed hasn't switched on yet as Eddy desperately reaches out to him... Double 1-up to Eddy! 1.2....3! MARIO WINS A TITLE! MARIO WINS A TITLE! THIS TIME LAST YEAR, MARIO COULDN'T BUY A WIN. NOW HE'S A CHAMPION! YEHA!
James Bond vs Niko Bellic
007 with a drop toehold, SHARPSHOOTER locked in, Niko Bellic is still in the hold after a minute, he can endure a lot. Niko Bellic kicks 007 out of the hold, Niko to his feet & punch to the face of 007 & a snapmare run to the ropes & a size 11 (UK) boot to the face of Bond. 007 with a small takedown & Sharpshooter again! Bellic is at breaking point. He tapped. 007 steals one!
Ronald McDonald vs Captain Carpentry #1 Title shot (after Mumford)
Ronald McDonald, still in this creepy state. The captain has a job on his hands, what a strike by McDonald. The Captain is lying there being choked, Ronald McDonald wants to finish this... Lifting the Captain on his shoulders... The Captain counters, left & a right & a suplex! Captain Carpentry building momentum, into the corner now big boot to Ronald McDonald's face, Ronald somehow is just shrugging it off. This offense couldn't last, Ronald McDonald with a powerbomb nearly tore a hole in the ring. Ronald McDonald, finish attempt #2... Tombstone... NO THE CAPTAIN COUNTERS, gut kick... REBATE POWERBOMB! 1.2.3! The Captain is the #1 contender & can choose, Friday or next PPV to cash in his title shot.
World Title Match: Andy vs Mumford
Andy beating down this rookie, Mumford is still new Andy! Please don't hurt him too bad... Andy with a suplex & submission, Mumford fading Andy signalling for the Spear... Mumford up, Andy running & missed! Andy running into the ringpost, Mumford still down. This is an epic contest, Mumford not even a month into his SWC career, 3 weeks even. Andy finally, gets round to beating Mumford again... Stop this Andy, stop it now! Mumford seated on Andy's shoulders, using Lou's finisher... Mumford rolls him up, grabbing the rope... 1....2....3!! MUMFORD IS THE NEW SWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Out of the blue, and only 3 weeks into his career!
SWC Championship: The Stig vs Louis Spence
SWC President: "Ladies & Gentlemen, I'm afraid that this match is now cancelled due to a competitor being assaulted. According to CCTV footage, 6 "men" came in to Louis Spence's locker room and attacked him, we have suspicions that it was indeed, One Direction. *BREAKING NEWS* The Stig has now also been assaulted, One Direction confirmed as the assailants, one of them holding the belt."
*Security + George, Gun Jack & 007 in the ring*
IT'S A FIGHT, But One Direction get their arses handed to them. Jericho as well.
Match 1: Gabe Logan vs Spider-Man
Spider-Man's hitting lows right now, he might appear on Jeremy Kyle if he don't move his arse. Spider-Man with a boot to Gabe's face, Logan responds with a clothesline. You know I'm actually suprised that Gabe hasn't won a title yet, he was meant to be a big star maybe he got lost in the shuffle... Devil's whisper to Spider-Man 1.2.3! Good opening match.
Mario & Luigi vs Ed & Eddy Tag Team Title match
Have the Ed's actually done anything since winning the tag titles? Mario & Luigi receiving a 4th shot at the titles, going on the offense which is unlike Mario. Mario makes the tag to Luigi who double suplexes Eddy, Ed hasn't switched on yet as Eddy desperately reaches out to him... Double 1-up to Eddy! 1.2....3! MARIO WINS A TITLE! MARIO WINS A TITLE! THIS TIME LAST YEAR, MARIO COULDN'T BUY A WIN. NOW HE'S A CHAMPION! YEHA!
James Bond vs Niko Bellic
007 with a drop toehold, SHARPSHOOTER locked in, Niko Bellic is still in the hold after a minute, he can endure a lot. Niko Bellic kicks 007 out of the hold, Niko to his feet & punch to the face of 007 & a snapmare run to the ropes & a size 11 (UK) boot to the face of Bond. 007 with a small takedown & Sharpshooter again! Bellic is at breaking point. He tapped. 007 steals one!
Ronald McDonald vs Captain Carpentry #1 Title shot (after Mumford)
Ronald McDonald, still in this creepy state. The captain has a job on his hands, what a strike by McDonald. The Captain is lying there being choked, Ronald McDonald wants to finish this... Lifting the Captain on his shoulders... The Captain counters, left & a right & a suplex! Captain Carpentry building momentum, into the corner now big boot to Ronald McDonald's face, Ronald somehow is just shrugging it off. This offense couldn't last, Ronald McDonald with a powerbomb nearly tore a hole in the ring. Ronald McDonald, finish attempt #2... Tombstone... NO THE CAPTAIN COUNTERS, gut kick... REBATE POWERBOMB! 1.2.3! The Captain is the #1 contender & can choose, Friday or next PPV to cash in his title shot.
World Title Match: Andy vs Mumford
Andy beating down this rookie, Mumford is still new Andy! Please don't hurt him too bad... Andy with a suplex & submission, Mumford fading Andy signalling for the Spear... Mumford up, Andy running & missed! Andy running into the ringpost, Mumford still down. This is an epic contest, Mumford not even a month into his SWC career, 3 weeks even. Andy finally, gets round to beating Mumford again... Stop this Andy, stop it now! Mumford seated on Andy's shoulders, using Lou's finisher... Mumford rolls him up, grabbing the rope... 1....2....3!! MUMFORD IS THE NEW SWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Out of the blue, and only 3 weeks into his career!
SWC Championship: The Stig vs Louis Spence
SWC President: "Ladies & Gentlemen, I'm afraid that this match is now cancelled due to a competitor being assaulted. According to CCTV footage, 6 "men" came in to Louis Spence's locker room and attacked him, we have suspicions that it was indeed, One Direction. *BREAKING NEWS* The Stig has now also been assaulted, One Direction confirmed as the assailants, one of them holding the belt."
*Security + George, Gun Jack & 007 in the ring*
IT'S A FIGHT, But One Direction get their arses handed to them. Jericho as well.
