Post by Elder Gohan on Oct 7, 2012 16:13:22 GMT -5
Meh, didn't wanna wait until hallowe'en to post this up.
Match 2: HardKOK Title 20 minute time limit
Similar to WWE's championship scramble, 5 people in total, 2 in the ring to start & every 5 minutes a wrestler enters... Starting the match tonight is... Mario! & his opponent is Justin Bieber! Note how the HardKOK Champion didn't start off tonight in the ring, these two waste no time laying into eachother & Bieber with a suplex to start. Justin, oh no Mario counters... Huge right hand into the face, Justin doesn't know what hit her/him! Underhanded tactic to the knee of Mario, now why are these two just messing around? Justin reversed the 1-up, fuck sake I've never been so bored... Mario wise up mate, Justin Bieber is kicking your arse!
OH SHIT, just when we thought Bieber was kicking his arse... 1-UP out of nowhere! 1.2.3! Mario is HardKOK Champion, can he hold on to be the first multi-title holder in SWC history? Sledgehammer to Mario's bollocks as Dimmick enters the ring! Facebuster to Mario, both 'men' target Mario & Bieber bleeds! 1-UP to Bieber who no sells & knocks Mario down, shooting star press... 1.2... Dimmick forced the kickout! Mario gets up & Dimmick went for a cover! 1.2 kickout by Mario, will anyone be left standing?
Justin Bieber dove straight on his arse! LOL, doesn't look like much is going on tbh, 2 on 1 beatdown on Justin Bieber. You know what I might as well talk about Crystal Palace at the weekend, 4-3 against Burnley as Osama enters the ring, only ten minutes of this left, I'll just tell you if the title changes hands... Camel Clutch Osama! YES! He's HardKOK Champion, picking up a sledgehammer driving it across the skull of Dimmick... Spidey is here & wins the title! Spidey whips Dimmick across the ring & he trips over & falls on Bieber 1.2.3! Dimmick is the champion with 20 seconds to go, knowing that everyone is nearly KO'd makes a break for it! 5.4.3.2.1! Dimmick is the new HardKOK Champion!
Winner: Dimmick
Match 2: Captain Carpentry vs Chris Jericho
I can't believe Jericho sold us out, now he's gonna get his comeuppance! Captain Carpentry kicks Jericho in the gut, look who showed up at ringside... It's One Direction, hey I'm gonna throw my cup of Sprite at the one who did his hair... Got him! Oh he looks annoyed *I punch the One Direction bloke* He actually started crying! Back to the match & Jericho had the captain in the walls! We couldn't let him tap, as this match still goes on with our crowd laughing at my sprite throwing & hurling abuse at One Direction, Jericho is getting a beating one of One Direction has entered the ring & he got a punch for his troubles, turn round captain, Jericho has a chair... Oh Jericho just hit a One Direction member! REBATE POWERBOMB! 1.2.3! YES! YES! THE CAPTAIN JUST BEAT JERICHO! But will he be world champ by the end of the night?
Match 3: Buried Alive! Slenderman vs Ronald McDonald
Slenderman & Ronald McDonald continue their epic rivalry tonight, but one of them will be BURIED ALIVE! Strikes from both these monsters, none of them relenting as Slenderman makes use of a chair, rattling Ronald McDonald's skull. From past experience, I know that Ronald is near invincible in this state so he can take a lot of damage. There goes the announce table, so we now have to go live to Jeremy Kyle & Carol Beer on commentary.
Carol: "Ed, this is all YOUR fault. If you did your job properly, none of this would happen & there goes Slender through the ringpost."
Jeremy: "Grow up Carol, the accident couldn't have been prevented"
Carol: "Fuck off." *KO's Jeremy with a tea mug*
Right, ooft that's gotta hurt. Ronald McDonald throwing the ringsteps at Slenderman's head, both these monsters have worn eachother down so much that they're just hitting eachother with weapons. Ronald McDonald is on the edge of the apron, Slenderman coshes him round the head with a fire extinguisher, he has McDonald by the throat, chokeslam into the coffin, he's closed the lid & Slender sits on it 1.2.3! Ronald McDonald has been buried alive! Slender wins the match & claims another victim.
Winner: Slenderman
SWC Title Match: The Stig (c) vs James May
Former Top Gear co-presenters, face off for SWC's top prize. James May agrees to shake Stig's hand. The Stig immediately tries his powerlap suplex, but James May manages to reverse it into a roll up 1.2 kickout by the stig. Can James May become the SWC Champion as well as the IC Champion? He looks well on course tonight... Mistake by The Stig, James May capitalised & locks him in the Clutch Control! The Stig DON'T TAP! Come on! The Stig attempts to counter, but May counters the counter! The Stig is crawling.... Still crawling.... MADE IT TO THE ROPES! MAY REFUSES TO BREAK THE HOLD 1.2.3.4.5 Ring the bell! Oh no! James May has been disqualified!
Winner: The Stig
KOKDown! elimination chamber for the world title: Captain Carpentry (c) vs Mumford vs James Bond vs George vs Andy vs Lou
Here we go, the match Stacey Lacey made... Who starts the match? www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrYWKlhB7x8 Andy starts! One half of Little Britain! Standing in the ring... We await the second poor bastard who has to start... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut7dB82uX5I&feature=related Unlucky George! Andy & George start this match off! Andy wastes no time making George go on the backfoot, Andy suplexing George onto the steel already... Mumford is out of his chamber! What will come of this?
Mumford immediately goes for Andy, but they double team George giving him a boot & german suplex combo, Mumford turns his attention to Andy who doesn't back down... Punches thrown, Andy runs to the ropes & Mumford uses Andy's momentum against him with a scoop slam! 007 enters the ring, targeting Andy but the years of teaming with Lou have made him wise to it as Andy pummels him... Who's next? Lou! Andy finishes attacking Bond for a second to stare down his tag team partner... Lou extends his arm to Andy & Andy attacks Lou! they're both trading blows & Andy with a vicious suplex to Lou. FACELIFT by George onto Mumford onto the steel, 1.2.3! Mumford is eliminated as Captain Carpentry enters! Andy & Lou resume their brawl as George & Captain Carpentry remake eachothers aquaintance, George now turning his attention to Andy, as they brawl on the steel 007 & Lou share a technical bout, George is down & Queen Suplex onto George 1.2.3! Maybe Lou secretly cares about his friend Andy by eliminating George & Rebate powerbomb onto James Bond, 1.2.3! James Bond eliminated! A Little Britain beatdown on the Captain, before Lou finishes him off with a queen suplex. 1.2.3!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE WILL HAVE A NEW SWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. BUT IT WILL BE A MEMBER OF LITTLE BRITAIN Lou & Andy once again stare eachother down. They have won world titles in the past, but NEVER against eachother... This time Andy extends his hand... Lou this time strikes Andy & they brawl again! Lou this time appears to have outwrestled his team mate, the last time these two faced off was 4-5 years ago where Andy was victorious... QUEEN SUPLEX PIN 1.2.3!
LOU IS THE NEW SWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! HE OVERCAME 6 OTHER SUPERSTARS! Including one he knew for over 10 years! Remarkable!
*Andy grabs a mic*
Andy: "Good job, good job that's what I never EVER heard from you, you win one big match & it's good job Lou, brilliant win Lou. I have busted me arse for ya for what, 10 years now & I never get any credit..."
Lou: "You won hundreds of titles..."
Andy: "Really, I had no idea... You know what, make a decision... The world title, or Little Britain, actually save it. I don't wanna hear your decision, I QUIT LITTLE BRITAIN!"
Lou: "Good, I've been getting tired of carrying you anyway..."
*Another fight*
Whoa, Little Britain just broke up!
Goodnight!
Match 2: HardKOK Title 20 minute time limit
Similar to WWE's championship scramble, 5 people in total, 2 in the ring to start & every 5 minutes a wrestler enters... Starting the match tonight is... Mario! & his opponent is Justin Bieber! Note how the HardKOK Champion didn't start off tonight in the ring, these two waste no time laying into eachother & Bieber with a suplex to start. Justin, oh no Mario counters... Huge right hand into the face, Justin doesn't know what hit her/him! Underhanded tactic to the knee of Mario, now why are these two just messing around? Justin reversed the 1-up, fuck sake I've never been so bored... Mario wise up mate, Justin Bieber is kicking your arse!
OH SHIT, just when we thought Bieber was kicking his arse... 1-UP out of nowhere! 1.2.3! Mario is HardKOK Champion, can he hold on to be the first multi-title holder in SWC history? Sledgehammer to Mario's bollocks as Dimmick enters the ring! Facebuster to Mario, both 'men' target Mario & Bieber bleeds! 1-UP to Bieber who no sells & knocks Mario down, shooting star press... 1.2... Dimmick forced the kickout! Mario gets up & Dimmick went for a cover! 1.2 kickout by Mario, will anyone be left standing?
Justin Bieber dove straight on his arse! LOL, doesn't look like much is going on tbh, 2 on 1 beatdown on Justin Bieber. You know what I might as well talk about Crystal Palace at the weekend, 4-3 against Burnley as Osama enters the ring, only ten minutes of this left, I'll just tell you if the title changes hands... Camel Clutch Osama! YES! He's HardKOK Champion, picking up a sledgehammer driving it across the skull of Dimmick... Spidey is here & wins the title! Spidey whips Dimmick across the ring & he trips over & falls on Bieber 1.2.3! Dimmick is the champion with 20 seconds to go, knowing that everyone is nearly KO'd makes a break for it! 5.4.3.2.1! Dimmick is the new HardKOK Champion!
Winner: Dimmick
Match 2: Captain Carpentry vs Chris Jericho
I can't believe Jericho sold us out, now he's gonna get his comeuppance! Captain Carpentry kicks Jericho in the gut, look who showed up at ringside... It's One Direction, hey I'm gonna throw my cup of Sprite at the one who did his hair... Got him! Oh he looks annoyed *I punch the One Direction bloke* He actually started crying! Back to the match & Jericho had the captain in the walls! We couldn't let him tap, as this match still goes on with our crowd laughing at my sprite throwing & hurling abuse at One Direction, Jericho is getting a beating one of One Direction has entered the ring & he got a punch for his troubles, turn round captain, Jericho has a chair... Oh Jericho just hit a One Direction member! REBATE POWERBOMB! 1.2.3! YES! YES! THE CAPTAIN JUST BEAT JERICHO! But will he be world champ by the end of the night?
Match 3: Buried Alive! Slenderman vs Ronald McDonald
Slenderman & Ronald McDonald continue their epic rivalry tonight, but one of them will be BURIED ALIVE! Strikes from both these monsters, none of them relenting as Slenderman makes use of a chair, rattling Ronald McDonald's skull. From past experience, I know that Ronald is near invincible in this state so he can take a lot of damage. There goes the announce table, so we now have to go live to Jeremy Kyle & Carol Beer on commentary.
Carol: "Ed, this is all YOUR fault. If you did your job properly, none of this would happen & there goes Slender through the ringpost."
Jeremy: "Grow up Carol, the accident couldn't have been prevented"
Carol: "Fuck off." *KO's Jeremy with a tea mug*
Right, ooft that's gotta hurt. Ronald McDonald throwing the ringsteps at Slenderman's head, both these monsters have worn eachother down so much that they're just hitting eachother with weapons. Ronald McDonald is on the edge of the apron, Slenderman coshes him round the head with a fire extinguisher, he has McDonald by the throat, chokeslam into the coffin, he's closed the lid & Slender sits on it 1.2.3! Ronald McDonald has been buried alive! Slender wins the match & claims another victim.
Winner: Slenderman
SWC Title Match: The Stig (c) vs James May
Former Top Gear co-presenters, face off for SWC's top prize. James May agrees to shake Stig's hand. The Stig immediately tries his powerlap suplex, but James May manages to reverse it into a roll up 1.2 kickout by the stig. Can James May become the SWC Champion as well as the IC Champion? He looks well on course tonight... Mistake by The Stig, James May capitalised & locks him in the Clutch Control! The Stig DON'T TAP! Come on! The Stig attempts to counter, but May counters the counter! The Stig is crawling.... Still crawling.... MADE IT TO THE ROPES! MAY REFUSES TO BREAK THE HOLD 1.2.3.4.5 Ring the bell! Oh no! James May has been disqualified!
Winner: The Stig
KOKDown! elimination chamber for the world title: Captain Carpentry (c) vs Mumford vs James Bond vs George vs Andy vs Lou
Here we go, the match Stacey Lacey made... Who starts the match? www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrYWKlhB7x8 Andy starts! One half of Little Britain! Standing in the ring... We await the second poor bastard who has to start... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut7dB82uX5I&feature=related Unlucky George! Andy & George start this match off! Andy wastes no time making George go on the backfoot, Andy suplexing George onto the steel already... Mumford is out of his chamber! What will come of this?
Mumford immediately goes for Andy, but they double team George giving him a boot & german suplex combo, Mumford turns his attention to Andy who doesn't back down... Punches thrown, Andy runs to the ropes & Mumford uses Andy's momentum against him with a scoop slam! 007 enters the ring, targeting Andy but the years of teaming with Lou have made him wise to it as Andy pummels him... Who's next? Lou! Andy finishes attacking Bond for a second to stare down his tag team partner... Lou extends his arm to Andy & Andy attacks Lou! they're both trading blows & Andy with a vicious suplex to Lou. FACELIFT by George onto Mumford onto the steel, 1.2.3! Mumford is eliminated as Captain Carpentry enters! Andy & Lou resume their brawl as George & Captain Carpentry remake eachothers aquaintance, George now turning his attention to Andy, as they brawl on the steel 007 & Lou share a technical bout, George is down & Queen Suplex onto George 1.2.3! Maybe Lou secretly cares about his friend Andy by eliminating George & Rebate powerbomb onto James Bond, 1.2.3! James Bond eliminated! A Little Britain beatdown on the Captain, before Lou finishes him off with a queen suplex. 1.2.3!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE WILL HAVE A NEW SWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. BUT IT WILL BE A MEMBER OF LITTLE BRITAIN Lou & Andy once again stare eachother down. They have won world titles in the past, but NEVER against eachother... This time Andy extends his hand... Lou this time strikes Andy & they brawl again! Lou this time appears to have outwrestled his team mate, the last time these two faced off was 4-5 years ago where Andy was victorious... QUEEN SUPLEX PIN 1.2.3!
LOU IS THE NEW SWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! HE OVERCAME 6 OTHER SUPERSTARS! Including one he knew for over 10 years! Remarkable!
*Andy grabs a mic*
Andy: "Good job, good job that's what I never EVER heard from you, you win one big match & it's good job Lou, brilliant win Lou. I have busted me arse for ya for what, 10 years now & I never get any credit..."
Lou: "You won hundreds of titles..."
Andy: "Really, I had no idea... You know what, make a decision... The world title, or Little Britain, actually save it. I don't wanna hear your decision, I QUIT LITTLE BRITAIN!"
Lou: "Good, I've been getting tired of carrying you anyway..."
*Another fight*
Whoa, Little Britain just broke up!
Goodnight!
