Post by Elder Gohan on Feb 8, 2013 17:26:47 GMT -5
Borat beat Dimmick to claim the HardKOK Title
Justin Bieber beats Osama bin Laden & then cuts a promo saying how he should get a world title shot! There's so many people going for a title shot now, someone has to do something!
It's GM Stacey Lacey! She'll sort this shit out.
Stacey: "First, Justin. You'll have to do better than that, winning 1 match doesn't grant you a world title match. Second, you beat KOKDown's weakest superstar, what'dya want, a medal? Lastly, I've seen your dick, real world champions have more than 2 inches!"
Bieber: "LIES!"
Mumford wins vs Homer Simpson in a gripping match. Rey then runs to the ring.
Rey: "Hey momfort man I gt a thingy for u."
Mumford: "I don't want it, coconut man!"
Rey: "yh i got a palmouth boaty fc shirt/kit in my locker room lol"
Mumford: "OOH GIMME GIMME IT NOW!"
*Locker room*
Mumford: "There's nowt in here! You tricked me banana boy!"
Rey: "no i dnt lol"
*A man comes out of the shadows*
??: "Hello... Mumford... It's me, you know me!"
Mumford: "No... It's not... NOOOO ANYTHING BUT YOU! LEAVE ME ALONE OR I'LL THROW MY SHOES AT YOU!"
??: "Yes... It's me... Hold still, this won't hurt a bit."
Mumford: "LEAVE ME BE MEAN OLD DR LONGENBAUGH! YOU ARE A BAD APPLE!"
Dr L: "But I need you for testing... I don't like to be kept waiting..."
*Just as Dr Longenbaugh is about to do the experiment.*
??: "Knock knock."
Dr L: "LEAVE. NOW!"
*Jeremy Kyle walks in*
Kyle: "WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE?!?"
Dr L: "Sir, I am a respected medical professor. I have devoted my life to studying this specimen. This, specimen or "Mumford" as he is known has fascinated me..."
Kyle: "Stop there. Mr Mumford has requested that he shall not see any medical expert he doesn't like the look of. Hang on a sec, you don't look familiar, let me see your lanyard... Just as I thought, you're a tresspasser. I've heard about you, you are a sick, twisted & perverted individual who takes pleasure in hurting people. I also suggest you leave the premises, before the police are called!"
*Dr Longenbaugh runs*
Kyle: "Mr Mumford, is everything alright? Whoever tried to turn you over to Dr Jeremy Longenbaugh?"
Mumford: *crying frantically* "It was Rey, the banana man!"
Kyle: "He won't go unpunished."
George beat Lou in a close match, before lashing out at the GM. I think George is just jealous he wasn't best dressed 2012!
Ronald McDonald calls out Jake Jolson. Jake Jolson comes out & beats down Ronald McDonald, this time choking him out.
Justin Bieber beats Osama bin Laden & then cuts a promo saying how he should get a world title shot! There's so many people going for a title shot now, someone has to do something!
It's GM Stacey Lacey! She'll sort this shit out.
Stacey: "First, Justin. You'll have to do better than that, winning 1 match doesn't grant you a world title match. Second, you beat KOKDown's weakest superstar, what'dya want, a medal? Lastly, I've seen your dick, real world champions have more than 2 inches!"
Bieber: "LIES!"
Mumford wins vs Homer Simpson in a gripping match. Rey then runs to the ring.
Rey: "Hey momfort man I gt a thingy for u."
Mumford: "I don't want it, coconut man!"
Rey: "yh i got a palmouth boaty fc shirt/kit in my locker room lol"
Mumford: "OOH GIMME GIMME IT NOW!"
*Locker room*
Mumford: "There's nowt in here! You tricked me banana boy!"
Rey: "no i dnt lol"
*A man comes out of the shadows*
??: "Hello... Mumford... It's me, you know me!"
Mumford: "No... It's not... NOOOO ANYTHING BUT YOU! LEAVE ME ALONE OR I'LL THROW MY SHOES AT YOU!"
??: "Yes... It's me... Hold still, this won't hurt a bit."
Mumford: "LEAVE ME BE MEAN OLD DR LONGENBAUGH! YOU ARE A BAD APPLE!"
Dr L: "But I need you for testing... I don't like to be kept waiting..."
*Just as Dr Longenbaugh is about to do the experiment.*
??: "Knock knock."
Dr L: "LEAVE. NOW!"
*Jeremy Kyle walks in*
Kyle: "WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE?!?"
Dr L: "Sir, I am a respected medical professor. I have devoted my life to studying this specimen. This, specimen or "Mumford" as he is known has fascinated me..."
Kyle: "Stop there. Mr Mumford has requested that he shall not see any medical expert he doesn't like the look of. Hang on a sec, you don't look familiar, let me see your lanyard... Just as I thought, you're a tresspasser. I've heard about you, you are a sick, twisted & perverted individual who takes pleasure in hurting people. I also suggest you leave the premises, before the police are called!"
*Dr Longenbaugh runs*
Kyle: "Mr Mumford, is everything alright? Whoever tried to turn you over to Dr Jeremy Longenbaugh?"
Mumford: *crying frantically* "It was Rey, the banana man!"
Kyle: "He won't go unpunished."
George beat Lou in a close match, before lashing out at the GM. I think George is just jealous he wasn't best dressed 2012!
Ronald McDonald calls out Jake Jolson. Jake Jolson comes out & beats down Ronald McDonald, this time choking him out.
