Post by Elder Gohan on Mar 22, 2013 17:57:48 GMT -5
Borat wins the opening match against Eddy.
Justin Bieber provokes the SWC crowd. Stacey Lacey & I humiliate him. Again.
Neil Dimmick defeats Justin Bieber, showing off the Wank Bank briefcase.
Mumford beat Niko Bellic in a close match.
Mumford: "REY YOU STINKY BANANA BOY! I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU! I WANT A MATCH WITH YOU AT CRACKLASH & BOY IT'LL BE A GOOD'UN IT'LL BE A MUMFORD'S PLAYGROUND MATCH!"
Rey: "ur on u herb see u at ppv yh"
Andy beat George in another close match
George: "GOD DAMMIT! I WAS SO FREAKING CLOSE, IF THAT TRACKSUIT WEARING, MOUSTACHE GROWING, APPLE PICKING SCOUSE BASTARD! Didn't cheat & win the match fairly, but of course, he has no other clothes... How can one have a title match if he can't dress for the occasion? He only has the one tracksuit & it STINKS! On a side note, where is my title shot?"
*Jeremy Kyle comes out.*
Kyle: "My word, will you shut up?!? Miss Lacey & Mr Ed are quite busy with other matters, infact why don't you stop whinging like a toddler & earn your title shot like everyone else..."
George: "I want my title shot at Cracklash, or I quit. The only superstar with: style, confidence, ability & of course a personality..."
Kyle: "You know what, fine George... At Cracklash it will be George vs Ronald McDonald for the SWC World Heavyweight Championship. *George fistpumping in the ring.* One more thing... It will be a hardcore match!"
Ronald McDonald's match vs Lou was ruled a no contest after Jke Jolson interfered & attacked the champion. Dimmick decided not to cash in his Wank Bank contract.
From next monday is draft week. 5 superstars will be picked from each brand, stay tuned
Justin Bieber provokes the SWC crowd. Stacey Lacey & I humiliate him. Again.
Neil Dimmick defeats Justin Bieber, showing off the Wank Bank briefcase.
Mumford beat Niko Bellic in a close match.
Mumford: "REY YOU STINKY BANANA BOY! I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU! I WANT A MATCH WITH YOU AT CRACKLASH & BOY IT'LL BE A GOOD'UN IT'LL BE A MUMFORD'S PLAYGROUND MATCH!"
Rey: "ur on u herb see u at ppv yh"
Andy beat George in another close match
George: "GOD DAMMIT! I WAS SO FREAKING CLOSE, IF THAT TRACKSUIT WEARING, MOUSTACHE GROWING, APPLE PICKING SCOUSE BASTARD! Didn't cheat & win the match fairly, but of course, he has no other clothes... How can one have a title match if he can't dress for the occasion? He only has the one tracksuit & it STINKS! On a side note, where is my title shot?"
*Jeremy Kyle comes out.*
Kyle: "My word, will you shut up?!? Miss Lacey & Mr Ed are quite busy with other matters, infact why don't you stop whinging like a toddler & earn your title shot like everyone else..."
George: "I want my title shot at Cracklash, or I quit. The only superstar with: style, confidence, ability & of course a personality..."
Kyle: "You know what, fine George... At Cracklash it will be George vs Ronald McDonald for the SWC World Heavyweight Championship. *George fistpumping in the ring.* One more thing... It will be a hardcore match!"
Ronald McDonald's match vs Lou was ruled a no contest after Jke Jolson interfered & attacked the champion. Dimmick decided not to cash in his Wank Bank contract.
From next monday is draft week. 5 superstars will be picked from each brand, stay tuned
