SWC KOKDown! 29/3/13

[Elder Gohan]

BBC SPORT: FT Crystal Palace 0 Birmingham City 4

Fuck. Barry Shitpeas, you're covering for me tonight. DON'T SCREW IT UP!

Barry: "Ed's just away to go for a drink, i think & have a wank over Carly *Me: "fuck sake Barry, I told you about that, next monday you're gonna have to he Bieber's slave!"*... Err yeah, I gotta pick 5 superstars from random, but I get the feeling that Stacey Lacey & Jeremy Kyle don't trust me & have strapped a bomb to my chest!"

*It was me! Hurry up Shitpeas...*

Jake Jolson decimated Justin Bieber in a quick match.

Barry: "Yeah time for KOKDown!s first pick innit. So I just put my hand in the hat thing... The first pick of the night is... GUN JACK!

Gun Jack makes his debut against Eddy & wins!

Barry: "Fackin' ell, no rest for the wicked! Ugh, #2 is here... SPIDER-MAN!

Neil Dimmick beat Peter Griffin.

Barry: "Time for KOKDown to choose from the SWC Development Noon Camp, there are 10 potential superstars, these are: Argyle, Hank Nutz, The Dragonborn, Johnny Bravo, Spells, Todd Mortar, Spongebob Squarepants, Dave, Johnny Triple-arse & Martin the work experience kid. We have drawn... TODD MORTAR!"

Todd Mortar beat James Bond in an amazing upset!

Barry: "ED LOVES CARLY! ED..."

Me: "Right, Barry. I'm your boss, stop pissing around... Actually, Justin Bieber needs a new assistant/slave... I'm not asking & you don't have much of a choice so *blows raspberry & sticks 2 fingers up* JOG ON! Anyway, 4th pick... It is none other than... TREVOR RENT!"

Ronald McDonald beat Andy & Lou in a handicap match, Jake Jolson attacked Ronald McDonald after the match.

the last pick is, the one, the only... LOUIS SPENCE!

[DJ]

Todd with a big win.

When's Carly coming to SWC?

Ronald's on a roll since he won the title.

[Elder Gohan]

Todd Mortar & George on the same show, if George does beat Ronald McDonald next week, we'll never hear the end of it.

The SWC President doesn't like Carly & prefers Barry Shitpeas

He's unstoppable!

[DJ]

What about this guy? When's he debut?



And how can the president not like Carleh?

We never hear the end of anything George says.

[Elder Gohan]

I think that's metalfuck tbh

I don't know, the president likes a lot of things.

Tell me about it