SWC RAWR! 1/4/13

[Elder Gohan]

Borat beat Darth Vader in the opening match

GM Stephen Fry announces SWC: Reality. A show that will be guest hosted every wednesday & will discuss topics such as: Will skateboarding make your son gay? Can turtles survive nuclear war & various over segments.

Edd beat Yoshimitsu in a close match!

James May beats Luigi in another close match.

May: "Bloody hell. I didn't actually think I'd hold the IC title this long, 344 days at this moment in time! None of you ruddy clots gave me a chance, especially against Captain Carpentry..."

The Stig beat Gabe Logan in a non-title match.

Holy shit the lights have gone again... Lightning bolt! Someone better not be pissing around with the pyro... OH SHIT IT'S SLENDERMAN & HE LOOKS PISSED OFF! Gabe Logan doesn't have that coin, Logan's doing a runner... Flame surrounds the ring, no escape Logan! Slenderman chokeslams Logan through the ring & he's crucified Logan on Slender's cross logo thingy! SWC RULE #4: DON'T FUCK WITH SLENDERMAN.

Mikey beat Niko Bellic in the main event.

[DJ]

I can see skateboarding making your son gay tbh. I don't think turtles can survive nuclear war unless their ninja turtles tho.

James May could even beat Stone Cold in sandals right now he's got that much momentum.

Gabe Logan better find Mikeh and that coin quick. Slenderman don't fuck around.

MIKEH!

[Elder Gohan]

I wonder who will host SWC Reality on Wednesday...

James May could make anyone tap to the clutch control

How unlucky was MIKEH, abducted by Slenderman on his first night

[DJ]

Hopefully Carleh.

James May vs Mikey is a dream match.