Post by Elder Gohan on Apr 24, 2013 13:55:51 GMT -5
"Welcome to SWC: Reality, I am tonight's host Spyro the Dragon, on tonight's show: Meet the new SWC president! SWC Tag Team Titles re-instated! And of course Neil Dimmick shows off the SWC World Heavyweight Championship! Let us begin!"
*Cooking with Gun Jack*
Gun Jack: "FIRST TAKE BOWL, THEN TAKE BOX OF FROSTIES, POUR IN PETROL & SET ON FIRE! HE HE EXPLOSIVE FROSTIES! BOOM! BOOM! NEXT TAKE FRYING PAN & COOK CHICKEN TILL BURNT. NOW STICK TNT IN BACKSIDE & EAT CURRY!"
SWC Tag Team Title match: Little Britain vs James May & The Stig vs Todd Mortar & Louis Spence
So is this under hardcore rules? It is now! Lou & Todd Mortar start off in the ring, I don't think that Lou likes to use weapons you know... Todd Mortar lifts up Lou into the fireman's carry... Lou counters into a drop toehold & into a boston crab, Todd Mortar's only solution here is to make a tag & does so, The Stig carrying a lead pipe coshes Lou on the head rushing to make the tag to Andy! Andy doesn't need weapons, he's strong enough without them! Spear by Andy onto The Stig! 1.2.3! Lou & Andy are the tag team champions for the 15th time overall & 3rd time in SWC!
*How to... With Neil Dimmick*
Dimmick: "Hey dere lad, it's yer resident scouse lad Neil Dimmick ere & today we're gonna learn how to drive a car! ferst get in de car & belt up, ye have ta wear yer belt or else yer'll die! Start de engine, ye won't get anywhere wifout it like... den use de clutch to find de biting point, squeeze de gas lightly & drop de handbrake & go! observe de traffic laws & of course put liverpool fc flags on de car!"
*The Gyles Brandreth Report*
Gyles: "Hello viewers! It is me, Gyles Brandreth! Tonight we play scrabble with the SWC Intercontinental Champion James May! Hello James!"
May: "Evening Gyles."
Gyles: "Ah let's begin."
*Game of scrabble later*
Gyles: "I understand that you are indeed the Intercontinental Champion James..."
James: "Why yes I am, 366 days as champion!"
Gyles: "May I tell you a few facts about your title belt? The design is the exact same as the early 2003 WWE Intercontinental Championship, of course it has S & C either side of the W & more interestingly, the SWC Championship designs are indeed borrowed from the WWE!"
James: "That is actually interesting."
*Rey speaks*
Rey: "lol dat was boring jeff hay & gyles brandyman talking about belts but i gotta show u all da new scwwe president lol hit da muuusssiiiiccc!"
*5 minutes of tension*
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN! *Insert Shitty One Direction song*
Me: "NOOOOO! NOOOOO! THIS ISN'T RIGHT, IT CAN'T BE CHRIS JERICHO IS THE NEW PRESIDENT! I THOUGHT WE BANNED HIM FROM SWC IN NOVEMBER!"
*Music stops*
Rey: "lol ed i got u. i gt all of swc good espeshally dat herb momfort i wanna talk to spencer & geoff fashion man. lol i introduce real pres man now"
Barry Shitpeas: "Look at Ed's face, Carly's there too!"
Ed: "YES YES YES! PLEASE GOD, LET THEM ALL BE PRESIDENT~!"
Rey: "lol when did billy shotveg get here lol ed dey aint de pres lol i said pres man!"
*I kick Rey in the balls*
Rey: "OK...i do it real...this time...OOOWWW!"
Ed: "IT'S ONLY SIR ALAN SUGAR! LORD SUGAR HAS BECOME THE CHAIRMAN OF SWC! I'm excited, he might do something, or he could make the non-wrestlers work for free... Over to you Lord Sugar."
Sugar: "Welcome esteemed wrestlers & personnel, I would like to take this opportunity to express my pleasure of becoming chairman of this amazing company, my first act of business is as follows... Mr Rey, please assist me momentarily."
Sugar: "sure british suit guy. oh it's only a sock lol u gonna give me a sock u weird lol"
*Lord Sugar puts two snooker balls in the sock*
Sugar: "Hold still Rey, don't worry about a thing..."
*Lord Sugar coshes Rey with the Snooker balls in a sock*
Nice shot...
*Cooking with Gun Jack*
Gun Jack: "FIRST TAKE BOWL, THEN TAKE BOX OF FROSTIES, POUR IN PETROL & SET ON FIRE! HE HE EXPLOSIVE FROSTIES! BOOM! BOOM! NEXT TAKE FRYING PAN & COOK CHICKEN TILL BURNT. NOW STICK TNT IN BACKSIDE & EAT CURRY!"
SWC Tag Team Title match: Little Britain vs James May & The Stig vs Todd Mortar & Louis Spence
So is this under hardcore rules? It is now! Lou & Todd Mortar start off in the ring, I don't think that Lou likes to use weapons you know... Todd Mortar lifts up Lou into the fireman's carry... Lou counters into a drop toehold & into a boston crab, Todd Mortar's only solution here is to make a tag & does so, The Stig carrying a lead pipe coshes Lou on the head rushing to make the tag to Andy! Andy doesn't need weapons, he's strong enough without them! Spear by Andy onto The Stig! 1.2.3! Lou & Andy are the tag team champions for the 15th time overall & 3rd time in SWC!
*How to... With Neil Dimmick*
Dimmick: "Hey dere lad, it's yer resident scouse lad Neil Dimmick ere & today we're gonna learn how to drive a car! ferst get in de car & belt up, ye have ta wear yer belt or else yer'll die! Start de engine, ye won't get anywhere wifout it like... den use de clutch to find de biting point, squeeze de gas lightly & drop de handbrake & go! observe de traffic laws & of course put liverpool fc flags on de car!"
*The Gyles Brandreth Report*
Gyles: "Hello viewers! It is me, Gyles Brandreth! Tonight we play scrabble with the SWC Intercontinental Champion James May! Hello James!"
May: "Evening Gyles."
Gyles: "Ah let's begin."
*Game of scrabble later*
Gyles: "I understand that you are indeed the Intercontinental Champion James..."
James: "Why yes I am, 366 days as champion!"
Gyles: "May I tell you a few facts about your title belt? The design is the exact same as the early 2003 WWE Intercontinental Championship, of course it has S & C either side of the W & more interestingly, the SWC Championship designs are indeed borrowed from the WWE!"
James: "That is actually interesting."
*Rey speaks*
Rey: "lol dat was boring jeff hay & gyles brandyman talking about belts but i gotta show u all da new scwwe president lol hit da muuusssiiiiccc!"
*5 minutes of tension*
BREAK THE WALLS DOWN! *Insert Shitty One Direction song*
Me: "NOOOOO! NOOOOO! THIS ISN'T RIGHT, IT CAN'T BE CHRIS JERICHO IS THE NEW PRESIDENT! I THOUGHT WE BANNED HIM FROM SWC IN NOVEMBER!"
*Music stops*
Rey: "lol ed i got u. i gt all of swc good espeshally dat herb momfort i wanna talk to spencer & geoff fashion man. lol i introduce real pres man now"
Barry Shitpeas: "Look at Ed's face, Carly's there too!"
Ed: "YES YES YES! PLEASE GOD, LET THEM ALL BE PRESIDENT~!"
Rey: "lol when did billy shotveg get here lol ed dey aint de pres lol i said pres man!"
*I kick Rey in the balls*
Rey: "OK...i do it real...this time...OOOWWW!"
Ed: "IT'S ONLY SIR ALAN SUGAR! LORD SUGAR HAS BECOME THE CHAIRMAN OF SWC! I'm excited, he might do something, or he could make the non-wrestlers work for free... Over to you Lord Sugar."
Sugar: "Welcome esteemed wrestlers & personnel, I would like to take this opportunity to express my pleasure of becoming chairman of this amazing company, my first act of business is as follows... Mr Rey, please assist me momentarily."
Sugar: "sure british suit guy. oh it's only a sock lol u gonna give me a sock u weird lol"
*Lord Sugar puts two snooker balls in the sock*
Sugar: "Hold still Rey, don't worry about a thing..."
*Lord Sugar coshes Rey with the Snooker balls in a sock*
Nice shot...
