Post by Elder Gohan on May 8, 2013 11:55:56 GMT -5
"Welcome to SWC: Reality, I am tonight's host David Cameron, on tonight's show: More caravan snooker, Dimmick shows you how to dodge tax & SWC KIDZ!"
*SWC KIDZ*
Ed: "Hey kids, today we learn how to count to 10! With my friend Barry Shitpeas, now kids watch closely... How many fingers does Barry have inside this woman?"
Barry: "Hehe. Shout out the answer now kids!"
10!
Ed: "Well done! What does XXX Stand for? If you answer correctly, you get to see Auntie Eva Notty!"
PORNO!
Barry: "You did it kids! Here comes Auntie Eva!"
Ed: "What is Auntie Eva got under her top today?"
NECKLACE!
Barry: "Not quite... Have another go!"
BOOBIES!
Barry: "YES & as a reward, you get to see them!"
*Rey speaks*
Rey: "lol sup herbz... it is i ur favurit rey here and i gnna speak. me & momfort hav made up he my frend lol but i talk to da melon that is metalfuck lol"
metalfuck: "i not metalfuck you dik you is a rey fuck u donkey man!"
Rey: "lol wut u is well funny"
metalfuck: "u is my bitch u dick cok lol"
Rey: "shut up u melon pineapple ass"
Captain Carpentry: "What the bloody hell are you two tits doing here? This is my segment, not some talk show between two genetically modified potatoes! Now, get outta my sight. Not you amico, I wanna talk to you, first time someone has said that."
Rey: "lol k sgt woodwork lol"
Captain: "Listen you glorified lifeform, you tell Dimmick & all the other 4 that they ain't walking away with shit! Even if I have to wedge my boot up someone's arse! now get outta here amico!"
Rey: "yh the sgt likes me lol"
*Caravan Snooker*
Gyles: "Hello viewers, SWC Caravan Snooker returns this week, the pleb holds a 62 point lead. Lou steps up to the table & clears up, would you believe it... The black ball is the only one left & the game is tied... 62-62! Surely who sinks the black wins the frame, Lou... HAS MISSED IT, I COULD HAVE FARTED THAT IN~! The Pleb to level the match... HE'S DONE IT! The Pleb wins the frame 62-69! Oh evacuate the area... Caravan Destruction imminent... Ah a lovely shade of blue obliterates the caravan! Thank you for watching!"
*How to... With Neil Dimmick*
Dimmick: "Hey dere lads it's yer resident scouser Neil Dimmick, showing you how to dodge tax! Ferst ye..."
Cameron: "Neil Dimmickus Dim Dim Dimmick! You are under arrest for potential tax evasion. You do not have to say anything, but it will be held against you at a later date."
Dimmick: "balls"
*SWC KIDZ*
Ed: "Hey kids, today we learn how to count to 10! With my friend Barry Shitpeas, now kids watch closely... How many fingers does Barry have inside this woman?"
Barry: "Hehe. Shout out the answer now kids!"
10!
Ed: "Well done! What does XXX Stand for? If you answer correctly, you get to see Auntie Eva Notty!"
PORNO!
Barry: "You did it kids! Here comes Auntie Eva!"
Ed: "What is Auntie Eva got under her top today?"
NECKLACE!
Barry: "Not quite... Have another go!"
BOOBIES!
Barry: "YES & as a reward, you get to see them!"
*Rey speaks*
Rey: "lol sup herbz... it is i ur favurit rey here and i gnna speak. me & momfort hav made up he my frend lol but i talk to da melon that is metalfuck lol"
metalfuck: "i not metalfuck you dik you is a rey fuck u donkey man!"
Rey: "lol wut u is well funny"
metalfuck: "u is my bitch u dick cok lol"
Rey: "shut up u melon pineapple ass"
Captain Carpentry: "What the bloody hell are you two tits doing here? This is my segment, not some talk show between two genetically modified potatoes! Now, get outta my sight. Not you amico, I wanna talk to you, first time someone has said that."
Rey: "lol k sgt woodwork lol"
Captain: "Listen you glorified lifeform, you tell Dimmick & all the other 4 that they ain't walking away with shit! Even if I have to wedge my boot up someone's arse! now get outta here amico!"
Rey: "yh the sgt likes me lol"
*Caravan Snooker*
Gyles: "Hello viewers, SWC Caravan Snooker returns this week, the pleb holds a 62 point lead. Lou steps up to the table & clears up, would you believe it... The black ball is the only one left & the game is tied... 62-62! Surely who sinks the black wins the frame, Lou... HAS MISSED IT, I COULD HAVE FARTED THAT IN~! The Pleb to level the match... HE'S DONE IT! The Pleb wins the frame 62-69! Oh evacuate the area... Caravan Destruction imminent... Ah a lovely shade of blue obliterates the caravan! Thank you for watching!"
*How to... With Neil Dimmick*
Dimmick: "Hey dere lads it's yer resident scouser Neil Dimmick, showing you how to dodge tax! Ferst ye..."
Cameron: "Neil Dimmickus Dim Dim Dimmick! You are under arrest for potential tax evasion. You do not have to say anything, but it will be held against you at a later date."
Dimmick: "balls"
