Post by Elder Gohan on May 27, 2013 12:39:59 GMT -5
We apologise for the lack of SWC action, so here is a little something to make up for it.
Barry Scott beat Darth Vader in a shit match. Two jobbers fighting over which one is better. BALLS!
Barry Shitpeas & Johnny Triplearse invade RAWR! They declare that if SWC doesn't shape it's arse up & start being unpolitically correct, they will have to set fire to a nun & do prank calls as Jimmy Savile.
James May beats unnamed noon from the developmental. James May asks Neil Lennon to send him a more talented wrestler next time.
Mikey: "Oh what a summer's day... I long to love thee, what is to be..."
James May: "Give that nonsense a rest will you, your poetry is in effect, CRAP! I shall not suffer another second of your pathetic droning, you man-titted walrus!"
Mikey: "Ouch. That hurt..."
May: "Oh come off it, this is SWC Wrestling, not some pansy poetry show. If you don't like it, bugger off!"
Niko Bellic beat Homer Simpson in a #1 Contenders match, Slenderman comes out & stalks Niko.
Gabe Logan beat Yoshimitsu.
Yoshimitsu: "You bastards ought to show me more respect. I demand more air time!"
GM Fry: "The last time you were even REMOTELY respected, you frittered that away by being hit with a dildo! You asked for more air time? I can't even remember the last episode of RAWR! you were on, how the hell Lord Sugar hasn't fired you is beyond me... Team Tekken? Team Tosser more like!"
Yoshimitsu: "Damnit, I...I..."
Fry: "Be quiet, you weren't/aren't even the best Tekken character, even Ogre who appeared in like 1 game managed to beat you. Stop whining & earn your place, you overgrown sack of shit!"
Paul Chuckle & The Stig beat Luigi & Mario
Paul: "I will find the man who shot my brother. Barry is recovering very well. I have narrowed the roster down to 10 suspects... Mumford. He looks weird, why was he near our locker room? Why is he now dating KOKDown! GM Stacey Lacey?"
Paul: "Another suspect... Trevor Rent. Look at him, a disgusting lowlife! hellbent on destroying anything kid friendly..."
Paul: "Then there is always... Spider-Man. I like the man, but I think this time he tried to fabricate a crime to make himself look good."
Paul: "One of the main suspects is... George. He even said he doesn't like the way we dress... But even then I don't think he'd be that mad to attempt to assassinate one of us..."
Paul: "Jake Jolson. 'Nuff said... I'll tell you who else on Reality on Wednesday!"
Barry Scott beat Darth Vader in a shit match. Two jobbers fighting over which one is better. BALLS!
Barry Shitpeas & Johnny Triplearse invade RAWR! They declare that if SWC doesn't shape it's arse up & start being unpolitically correct, they will have to set fire to a nun & do prank calls as Jimmy Savile.
James May beats unnamed noon from the developmental. James May asks Neil Lennon to send him a more talented wrestler next time.
Mikey: "Oh what a summer's day... I long to love thee, what is to be..."
James May: "Give that nonsense a rest will you, your poetry is in effect, CRAP! I shall not suffer another second of your pathetic droning, you man-titted walrus!"
Mikey: "Ouch. That hurt..."
May: "Oh come off it, this is SWC Wrestling, not some pansy poetry show. If you don't like it, bugger off!"
Niko Bellic beat Homer Simpson in a #1 Contenders match, Slenderman comes out & stalks Niko.
Gabe Logan beat Yoshimitsu.
Yoshimitsu: "You bastards ought to show me more respect. I demand more air time!"
GM Fry: "The last time you were even REMOTELY respected, you frittered that away by being hit with a dildo! You asked for more air time? I can't even remember the last episode of RAWR! you were on, how the hell Lord Sugar hasn't fired you is beyond me... Team Tekken? Team Tosser more like!"
Yoshimitsu: "Damnit, I...I..."
Fry: "Be quiet, you weren't/aren't even the best Tekken character, even Ogre who appeared in like 1 game managed to beat you. Stop whining & earn your place, you overgrown sack of shit!"
Paul Chuckle & The Stig beat Luigi & Mario
Paul: "I will find the man who shot my brother. Barry is recovering very well. I have narrowed the roster down to 10 suspects... Mumford. He looks weird, why was he near our locker room? Why is he now dating KOKDown! GM Stacey Lacey?"
Paul: "Another suspect... Trevor Rent. Look at him, a disgusting lowlife! hellbent on destroying anything kid friendly..."
Paul: "Then there is always... Spider-Man. I like the man, but I think this time he tried to fabricate a crime to make himself look good."
Paul: "One of the main suspects is... George. He even said he doesn't like the way we dress... But even then I don't think he'd be that mad to attempt to assassinate one of us..."
Paul: "Jake Jolson. 'Nuff said... I'll tell you who else on Reality on Wednesday!"
