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Post by Elder Gohan on Jun 5, 2013 17:05:57 GMT -5
"Welcome to SWC: Reality, I am tonight's host QB, on tonight's show...
SOD IT EVERYONE DANCES FOR AN HOUR
High Rent Shit burns a Welsh flag & punches a Noel Edmonds cardboard cut out
Pat Sharp & Treguard are still making out in that closet. Ooh NASTY!
The Banana Boys have asked High Rent Shit to stop with their smut. SWC is for the kids apparently...
Little Britain have formed an alliance with Captain Carpentry. More to follow on Friday.
SWC can reveal the teams for the upcoming SWC: World Cup! Representing France: "Eric Cantona & Le Mime! Managed by Monsieur Baguette! Representing Japan: "Samurai Warrior & Kendo Nagasaki! Managed by Hitomi Tanaka! Representing Mexico: The Masked Potato & Ricochet! Managed by Jose! Representing Iran: The Iron Sheik & Ali Daei! Managed by Omid Djalili! Representing The United Kingdom: SWC's own Little Britain! Managed by Sophie Dee! Representing the USA: Barack Obama & Bill Gates! Managed by The Sandman! Representing India: Sam & AJ! Managed by Ben Kingsley! Representing Canada: William Shatner! And his partner... There is only one... For the first time since 2009, please welcome THE JASP MAN! But, Lord Sugar has pulled off an amazing deal just this second... Because, Canada will be managed by... Making her first appearance since Fluck-The-Cluckamania 2... The one & only...
CARLY RAE JEPSEN~!!!
*Ed naturally bounces up & down*
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Post by DJ on Jun 8, 2013 22:57:52 GMT -5
Banana Boys have gone to far. Hopefully High Rent Shit or the new Little Britain and Captain Carpentry team can stop them.
SWC World Cup is exciting. William Shatner and THE JASP MAN?! AND CARLY RAE OMG!
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Post by Elder Gohan on Jun 9, 2013 4:11:39 GMT -5
DAMN THE BANANA BOYS!
GO CANADA!
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