Post by Elder Gohan on Jun 28, 2013 15:27:07 GMT -5
Ed: "Welcome to the most glorious & wonderful stadium in the world! We are of course at Selhurst Park, home of the Eagles! BE LOUD, BE PROUD, BE CRYSTAL PALACE!"
Louis Spence beat Gun Jack.
Gun Jack: "I AM SICK OF BEING PUSHED AROUND. I AM NOT TO BE BULLIED. WEAK HUMANS ARE TO FEAR ME! I AM JOINING THE LEGION!"
Aww shit!
Homer Simpson: "Damnit, I am sick of the way guys like Ed are treating me, I ain't some sort of sucker. I am gonna get a title shot, namely the winner of the Commonwealth Championship triple threat match!"
Ed: "First you fat sack of pig shit, don't even think about confronting me or I'll write you into a storyline where you end up being Jimmy Savile's bitch! Actually, I have received word from Jeremy Kyle... Tonight, Homer Simpson. You will face...
Is that? It's FunkyTown! He's FUNKY DADDIO!
Homer Simpson lost to FunkyTown. Such a cool cat boyo!
Ed: "Suck on those marbles you fat dick."
*Commonwealth Championship triple threat*
Trevor Rent vs Lou vs Dimmick
Welp, it looks like they're battering the fuck out of Dimmick... This isn't how a triple threat works you mugs! Lou has rolled up Trevor Rent, Dimmick falls on Lou's balls! Dimmick's out cold, oh look it's High Rent Shit & now the Legion! They're mullah'ing the fuck out of eachother! Wait, Dimmick has rolled up Trevor Rent! 1.2.3! The Banana Boys leave Selhurst Park with the Commonwealth Championship! Neil Dimmick is the new champion!
*Intercontinental Championship*
Will James May's record be broken? I personally don't think so, but he has a tough task against Andy & a less tough task in Rey. In a similar occurrence to the previous match, James May & Rey are battering the fuck out of Andy, who gets annoyed & spears Rey. James May barely standing & Andy out of breath, oh here come the Banana Boys! Rey rolls up James May 1.2....Thr... James May reverses the roll-up into The Clutch Control in the nick of time! Rey taps just like that!
Ed: "Of course, the most important part of KOKDown! THE CRYSTALS SING GLAD ALL OVER FEATURING CARLY RAE JEPSEN & STACEY LACEY!"
My willy has turned to stone~!
Louis Spence beat Gun Jack.
Gun Jack: "I AM SICK OF BEING PUSHED AROUND. I AM NOT TO BE BULLIED. WEAK HUMANS ARE TO FEAR ME! I AM JOINING THE LEGION!"
Aww shit!
Homer Simpson: "Damnit, I am sick of the way guys like Ed are treating me, I ain't some sort of sucker. I am gonna get a title shot, namely the winner of the Commonwealth Championship triple threat match!"
Ed: "First you fat sack of pig shit, don't even think about confronting me or I'll write you into a storyline where you end up being Jimmy Savile's bitch! Actually, I have received word from Jeremy Kyle... Tonight, Homer Simpson. You will face...
Is that? It's FunkyTown! He's FUNKY DADDIO!
Homer Simpson lost to FunkyTown. Such a cool cat boyo!
Ed: "Suck on those marbles you fat dick."
*Commonwealth Championship triple threat*
Trevor Rent vs Lou vs Dimmick
Welp, it looks like they're battering the fuck out of Dimmick... This isn't how a triple threat works you mugs! Lou has rolled up Trevor Rent, Dimmick falls on Lou's balls! Dimmick's out cold, oh look it's High Rent Shit & now the Legion! They're mullah'ing the fuck out of eachother! Wait, Dimmick has rolled up Trevor Rent! 1.2.3! The Banana Boys leave Selhurst Park with the Commonwealth Championship! Neil Dimmick is the new champion!
*Intercontinental Championship*
Will James May's record be broken? I personally don't think so, but he has a tough task against Andy & a less tough task in Rey. In a similar occurrence to the previous match, James May & Rey are battering the fuck out of Andy, who gets annoyed & spears Rey. James May barely standing & Andy out of breath, oh here come the Banana Boys! Rey rolls up James May 1.2....Thr... James May reverses the roll-up into The Clutch Control in the nick of time! Rey taps just like that!
Ed: "Of course, the most important part of KOKDown! THE CRYSTALS SING GLAD ALL OVER FEATURING CARLY RAE JEPSEN & STACEY LACEY!"
My willy has turned to stone~!
