Post by Elder Gohan on Jul 17, 2013 12:59:36 GMT -5
"Welcome to SWC: Reality, I am tonight's host Kaitlyn, on tonight's show...Ed tries to chat me up, the Banana Boys meet the Crystals & much much more.
*Banana Boys meet the Crystals*
Rey: hey look lol it da sexy ladys lol
metalfuck: lol u hardass dey like my lil willy lol
Dimmick: "Lovely berds like, do dey like apples?"
Yoshimitsu: "HWA~!"
Crystals: "Ugh. These 'guys' are disgusting..."
metalfuck: hey u asshat u show respect 2 da banana boyz lol
Rey: yh u ass pencils da red mansion ladys r rude lol
Crystals: "We'll call security, infact since you wore our gear on Monday we're gonna kick your arse!"
*The Crystals beat up the Banana Boys.*
QB: "Come at me you sluts!"
*You know what happens next*
*Mumford invites Stacey Lacey to dinner*
Mumford: "THIS PLACE IS WELL POSH, I HAVE TO WEAR A SUIT WITH A TOP HAT & MONOCLE! I LOOK LIKE PRINCE HARRY!"
Stacey: "Aww my little Mumfie in a suit!"
Mumford: "ARE MY SOCKIES MATCHING?!?"
Stacey: "Yeah babe."
Mumford: "OK NOW IT'S PARTY TIME! SO I TOLD THIS POSH BLOKE THAT I LIKE BURGER KING & HE TOLD ME I AM SCUM, SO I THREW A GOLF BALL AT HIM!"
Stacey: "Just keep calm & breathe Mumfie, we'll have some fun in the master bedroom"
Mumford: "OOH I LIKE FUN. ARE WE GONNA PLAY SCRABBLE? OR ARE YOU GONNA TURN MY WILLY TO STONE AGAIN?!?"
Stacey: "I. Am gonna turn your willy to stone!"
*Blind Date. Ft Rey, Ed & Kaitlyn*
Kaitlyn: "I am looking for a guy. What do you see first in a girl... Number 1?"
Ed: "Boobies."
Kaitlyn: "Number 2."
Rey: A nice personality lol
Kaitlyn: "Where would you take me?"
Ed: "My house"
Rey: maccy d's lol
Kaitlyn: "And finally... I would like to date number 2!... Oh it's you Rey. Erm, you didn't win me... You get to date..."
*Brief pause*
AWW SHIT!
Rey: who dat lol
Jimmy Savile: "I am Sir Jimmy, now then now then. How's about a bit of how's your father? And, if I do say..."
Ed: "I'M OUTTA HERE! Nice boobies Kaitlyn."
Jimmy: "I would like, Mr Rey. Goodness gracious guys & gals!"
*Banana Boys meet the Crystals*
Rey: hey look lol it da sexy ladys lol
metalfuck: lol u hardass dey like my lil willy lol
Dimmick: "Lovely berds like, do dey like apples?"
Yoshimitsu: "HWA~!"
Crystals: "Ugh. These 'guys' are disgusting..."
metalfuck: hey u asshat u show respect 2 da banana boyz lol
Rey: yh u ass pencils da red mansion ladys r rude lol
Crystals: "We'll call security, infact since you wore our gear on Monday we're gonna kick your arse!"
*The Crystals beat up the Banana Boys.*
QB: "Come at me you sluts!"
*You know what happens next*
*Mumford invites Stacey Lacey to dinner*
Mumford: "THIS PLACE IS WELL POSH, I HAVE TO WEAR A SUIT WITH A TOP HAT & MONOCLE! I LOOK LIKE PRINCE HARRY!"
Stacey: "Aww my little Mumfie in a suit!"
Mumford: "ARE MY SOCKIES MATCHING?!?"
Stacey: "Yeah babe."
Mumford: "OK NOW IT'S PARTY TIME! SO I TOLD THIS POSH BLOKE THAT I LIKE BURGER KING & HE TOLD ME I AM SCUM, SO I THREW A GOLF BALL AT HIM!"
Stacey: "Just keep calm & breathe Mumfie, we'll have some fun in the master bedroom"
Mumford: "OOH I LIKE FUN. ARE WE GONNA PLAY SCRABBLE? OR ARE YOU GONNA TURN MY WILLY TO STONE AGAIN?!?"
Stacey: "I. Am gonna turn your willy to stone!"
*Blind Date. Ft Rey, Ed & Kaitlyn*
Kaitlyn: "I am looking for a guy. What do you see first in a girl... Number 1?"
Ed: "Boobies."
Kaitlyn: "Number 2."
Rey: A nice personality lol
Kaitlyn: "Where would you take me?"
Ed: "My house"
Rey: maccy d's lol
Kaitlyn: "And finally... I would like to date number 2!... Oh it's you Rey. Erm, you didn't win me... You get to date..."
*Brief pause*
AWW SHIT!
Rey: who dat lol
Jimmy Savile: "I am Sir Jimmy, now then now then. How's about a bit of how's your father? And, if I do say..."
Ed: "I'M OUTTA HERE! Nice boobies Kaitlyn."
Jimmy: "I would like, Mr Rey. Goodness gracious guys & gals!"
