Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 2, 2013 14:05:23 GMT -5
Johnny Triplearse beat Rey.
Johnny Triplearse: "Thou art foolish, the jester! Ye surely jape, thou doth present no threat!"
Johnny about to shove a banana up Rey's jacksy...
It's TODD MORTAR! Come to save Rey! He's gone to beat up Johnny Triplearse! Ohh this is brutal...
Now the rest of the Banana Boys are here! All of the Banana Boys vs Johnny Triplearse!
Johnny Triplearse: "Protecteth me!"
Here come the cavalry. High Rent Shit are here too, one big standoff here in a jam packed Goodison Park, Liverpool!
OH SHIT, BIG ASS BRAWL. DAMN SWC GOTTA STEP IN SOON! Nah sod it, ratings'll go up.
Little Britain defeated Homer Simpson & Darth Vader in a quick tag match.
Lou: "We are Legion. Never forgive, never forget."
Andy: "You do know that the Banana Boys & High Rent Shit have knocked 7 shades of shit out of eachother?"
Lou: "Have they?"
Andy: "Yeah."
Lou: "Get Ronald & The Captain. I have an idea!"
FunkyTown beat Louis Spence to remain undefeated.
Mumford: "OMG OMG I AM WELL EXCITED COZ PLYMOUTH ARGYLE PLAY SOUTHEND TOMMOROW! WOO HOO GREEN ARMY!"
Stacey Lacey: "Settle down Mumfie, I've got some... Bad news. Tonight, Lord Sugar has ordered that..."
Mumford: "THAT I GET TO TAKE DENNIS RINGSIDE & PAINT MY TRICYCLE PINK?!?"
Stacey: "Worse... Tonight, you're opponent is... I can't say it. You'll find out next
"
Well. Here is Mumford, he's made his usual hyperactive entrance... But who is his opponent? Apparently we didn't wanna know!
*Brief silence*
OH SHIT, MUMFORD DEFINITELY DIDN'T WANNA FACE THIS GUY! ONLY THE SWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION JAKE JOLSON, HE LOOKS CALMER THAN NORMAL!
If I were Mumford, I'd run right now...
Ooh gawd, Jolson's got him. Ouch, ohh bloody hell One person in the world I don't wanna step in the ring with is Jake Jolson. 1.2.3. Jake Jolson has just decimated Mumford. And now he's attacked a fan.
Jake: "YOU CALLIN ME MENTAL FATBOY?!? I'LL FUCKIN HAVE YOU!"
Captain Carpentry beat James Bond in the main event.
Ronald McDonald: "The 2 factions are still fighting, but they're barely able to stand..."
Lou: "On 1...2...3!"
*The Legion batter t'fuck out both factions!*
Johnny Triplearse: "Thou art foolish, the jester! Ye surely jape, thou doth present no threat!"
Johnny about to shove a banana up Rey's jacksy...
It's TODD MORTAR! Come to save Rey! He's gone to beat up Johnny Triplearse! Ohh this is brutal...
Now the rest of the Banana Boys are here! All of the Banana Boys vs Johnny Triplearse!
Johnny Triplearse: "Protecteth me!"
Here come the cavalry. High Rent Shit are here too, one big standoff here in a jam packed Goodison Park, Liverpool!
OH SHIT, BIG ASS BRAWL. DAMN SWC GOTTA STEP IN SOON! Nah sod it, ratings'll go up.
Little Britain defeated Homer Simpson & Darth Vader in a quick tag match.
Lou: "We are Legion. Never forgive, never forget."
Andy: "You do know that the Banana Boys & High Rent Shit have knocked 7 shades of shit out of eachother?"
Lou: "Have they?"
Andy: "Yeah."
Lou: "Get Ronald & The Captain. I have an idea!"
FunkyTown beat Louis Spence to remain undefeated.
Mumford: "OMG OMG I AM WELL EXCITED COZ PLYMOUTH ARGYLE PLAY SOUTHEND TOMMOROW! WOO HOO GREEN ARMY!"
Stacey Lacey: "Settle down Mumfie, I've got some... Bad news. Tonight, Lord Sugar has ordered that..."
Mumford: "THAT I GET TO TAKE DENNIS RINGSIDE & PAINT MY TRICYCLE PINK?!?"
Stacey: "Worse... Tonight, you're opponent is... I can't say it. You'll find out next
"Well. Here is Mumford, he's made his usual hyperactive entrance... But who is his opponent? Apparently we didn't wanna know!
*Brief silence*
OH SHIT, MUMFORD DEFINITELY DIDN'T WANNA FACE THIS GUY! ONLY THE SWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION JAKE JOLSON, HE LOOKS CALMER THAN NORMAL!
If I were Mumford, I'd run right now...
Ooh gawd, Jolson's got him. Ouch, ohh bloody hell One person in the world I don't wanna step in the ring with is Jake Jolson. 1.2.3. Jake Jolson has just decimated Mumford. And now he's attacked a fan.
Jake: "YOU CALLIN ME MENTAL FATBOY?!? I'LL FUCKIN HAVE YOU!"
Captain Carpentry beat James Bond in the main event.
Ronald McDonald: "The 2 factions are still fighting, but they're barely able to stand..."
Lou: "On 1...2...3!"
*The Legion batter t'fuck out both factions!*
