Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 14, 2013 14:46:57 GMT -5
"Welcome to SWC: Reality, I am tonight's host Lt Surge, on tonight's show SWC NextGen 2! The Stig announces he's no 1 contender & George returns from injury!"
*George's fashion show*
George: "I knew you couldn't resist moi! After all, who else would look after your pig ugly tastes in appearance? Good lord all I see in the crowd are Legion & Banana Boys shirts, I suffer a broken hand & you all abandon your fashion sense sometimes I don't know why I bother..."
George: "Right lets sort out one of you losers, you there with the face like a bulldog chewing a wasp, state your name."
Fan: "Dan."
George: "Alright Dan, sit in the ring, we'll attempt to make you look goo... Somewhat presentable..."
Dan: "Oh right, I'm on SWC TV! Hi MOM!"
George: "Don't you ever speak during one of my promos! I'm doing you a service, I'm giving you a haircut & clothes yet you show me no respect?"
Dan: "I'm sorry I guess..."
George: "Make damn sure when you apologise to me!"
George: "Just what I thought. Well I'm just about done... They say you can't polish a turd... THEY'RE RIGHT, even a genius such as myself can't fix you... Get outta here Dave, you're making me sad."
Dan: "It's Dan!"
George: "That's it Derek, I'm gonna kick your ASS!"
*George kicks ass*
*SWC did you buy this?*
Gyles Brandreth: "Hello viewers! It is I, Gyles Brandreth! Last week we asked about the fabled Yoshimitsu inflatable swords & 2 young fans & a 40 year old portly man have responded! We thank you very much & hope you continue to support our product. Onto this weeks item: SWC Heroes of the ring 7 Chris Jericho! These reportedly sold less than 100 units! If Rey's upcoming figure is going to be made, then I predict it'll outsell Y2J..."
*SWC NextGen 2*
SWC have finalised 8 new superstars to be part of the NextGen series, comfirmed are: Dr Demented, Hank Nutz, The Librarian, Phenis, Charmander, Johnny the chain smoking monkey, Wrestle-Tron 3000 & Magikarp
*George's fashion show*
George: "I knew you couldn't resist moi! After all, who else would look after your pig ugly tastes in appearance? Good lord all I see in the crowd are Legion & Banana Boys shirts, I suffer a broken hand & you all abandon your fashion sense sometimes I don't know why I bother..."
George: "Right lets sort out one of you losers, you there with the face like a bulldog chewing a wasp, state your name."
Fan: "Dan."
George: "Alright Dan, sit in the ring, we'll attempt to make you look goo... Somewhat presentable..."
Dan: "Oh right, I'm on SWC TV! Hi MOM!"
George: "Don't you ever speak during one of my promos! I'm doing you a service, I'm giving you a haircut & clothes yet you show me no respect?"
Dan: "I'm sorry I guess..."
George: "Make damn sure when you apologise to me!"
George: "Just what I thought. Well I'm just about done... They say you can't polish a turd... THEY'RE RIGHT, even a genius such as myself can't fix you... Get outta here Dave, you're making me sad."
Dan: "It's Dan!"
George: "That's it Derek, I'm gonna kick your ASS!"
*George kicks ass*
*SWC did you buy this?*
Gyles Brandreth: "Hello viewers! It is I, Gyles Brandreth! Last week we asked about the fabled Yoshimitsu inflatable swords & 2 young fans & a 40 year old portly man have responded! We thank you very much & hope you continue to support our product. Onto this weeks item: SWC Heroes of the ring 7 Chris Jericho! These reportedly sold less than 100 units! If Rey's upcoming figure is going to be made, then I predict it'll outsell Y2J..."
*SWC NextGen 2*
SWC have finalised 8 new superstars to be part of the NextGen series, comfirmed are: Dr Demented, Hank Nutz, The Librarian, Phenis, Charmander, Johnny the chain smoking monkey, Wrestle-Tron 3000 & Magikarp
