Post by Elder Gohan on Aug 16, 2013 12:34:10 GMT -5
Johnny Triplearse beat Todd Mortar
Todd Mortar: "Look, I guess it's time I put an end to this once and for all! I'm spoiling months worth of storylines here... At Survival at the Fittest in November, all the members of High Rent Shit! All the members of The Legion! & All the members of the Banana Boys! will all face eachother, winner is the best faction in SWC history!"
Captain Carpentry: "We accept!"
Trevor Rent: "You're on!"
Todd Mortar has been fined 4 weeks wages
FunkyTown beat Louis Spence, FunkyTown is still undefeated
*#1 contenders match George vs Mumford*
A High Rent Shitter vs a Legionnaire for a chance to face Jake Jolson next month, good luck to the winner you'll need it.
Mumford beat George
Mumford: "STACEY I DID IT, I AM THE NUMBER 1 GUY! WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE IN ASDA WITH DENNIS & WE'RE GONNA DRINK ALL THE JUICES!"
Stacey Lacey: "Mumfie, babe. The World Champion is Jake Jolson, you seen what he did to Rey right?"
Mumford: "OOH THAT REY, THAT BANANA MAN STILL GETS ME CROSS! I REMEMBER WHEN HE KIDNAPPED DENNIS & I HAD TO PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE I ALSO REMEMBER WHEN HE TRIED TO GET ME CAPTURED BY THAT SILLY POO PANTS DR LONGENBAUGH!"
Stacey: "Well, he put Rey in a bodycast, pretty easily might I add. Just look after yourself Mumfie... I love you."
Mumford: "I LOVE YOU TOO SEXY LADY!"
For some reason, Rey is scheduled to wrestle tonight. We've told him he's facing one of the NextGen guys!
Rey: i cnt wrestle i injured lol crazy man jack hurt me i in bodycast lol
It's John Clemmon, the world's oldest wrestler, participating in the NextGen tournament!
Rey: lol old man i nt wrestle u i injured so da man pick a man 2 fight u lol
OH god! What a mismatch, former SWC World Champion Ronald McDonald!
It's a good effort, but Ronald McDonald wins & McSlams Rey.
George beat Peter Griffin & insults the crowd. Typical George
James May has 3 potential contenders, but here's the catch. He doesn't get to choose who he faces, he can either face Gun Jack! FunkyTown! or Louis Spence!
Todd Mortar: "Look, I guess it's time I put an end to this once and for all! I'm spoiling months worth of storylines here... At Survival at the Fittest in November, all the members of High Rent Shit! All the members of The Legion! & All the members of the Banana Boys! will all face eachother, winner is the best faction in SWC history!"
Captain Carpentry: "We accept!"
Trevor Rent: "You're on!"
Todd Mortar has been fined 4 weeks wages
FunkyTown beat Louis Spence, FunkyTown is still undefeated
*#1 contenders match George vs Mumford*
A High Rent Shitter vs a Legionnaire for a chance to face Jake Jolson next month, good luck to the winner you'll need it.
Mumford beat George
Mumford: "STACEY I DID IT, I AM THE NUMBER 1 GUY! WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE IN ASDA WITH DENNIS & WE'RE GONNA DRINK ALL THE JUICES!"
Stacey Lacey: "Mumfie, babe. The World Champion is Jake Jolson, you seen what he did to Rey right?"
Mumford: "OOH THAT REY, THAT BANANA MAN STILL GETS ME CROSS! I REMEMBER WHEN HE KIDNAPPED DENNIS & I HAD TO PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE I ALSO REMEMBER WHEN HE TRIED TO GET ME CAPTURED BY THAT SILLY POO PANTS DR LONGENBAUGH!"
Stacey: "Well, he put Rey in a bodycast, pretty easily might I add. Just look after yourself Mumfie... I love you."
Mumford: "I LOVE YOU TOO SEXY LADY!"
For some reason, Rey is scheduled to wrestle tonight. We've told him he's facing one of the NextGen guys!
Rey: i cnt wrestle i injured lol crazy man jack hurt me i in bodycast lol
It's John Clemmon, the world's oldest wrestler, participating in the NextGen tournament!
Rey: lol old man i nt wrestle u i injured so da man pick a man 2 fight u lol
OH god! What a mismatch, former SWC World Champion Ronald McDonald!
It's a good effort, but Ronald McDonald wins & McSlams Rey.
George beat Peter Griffin & insults the crowd. Typical George
James May has 3 potential contenders, but here's the catch. He doesn't get to choose who he faces, he can either face Gun Jack! FunkyTown! or Louis Spence!