Post by Elder Gohan on Sept 4, 2013 10:07:26 GMT -5
"Welcome to SWC: Reality, I am tonight's host Willie Thorne, on tonight's show: SWC NextGen, meeting SWC's newest superstar & learn to build stuff with Captain Carpentry!"
*SWC Did you buy this?*
Gyles Brandreth: "Hello viewers! It is I, yet again bringing you some ungrateful tat deep from the bowels of dodgy merchandise. I pray your forgiveness when tonight I promote... The SWC official 8 x 10 signed photographs of myself! Yes, SWC have decided the did you buy this segment is my very own signed photos! I hope that many have been sold!"
Rey: wot da hell is dis lol
Gyles: "Ah Reymond, have you come to join me? Please do sit down & discuss..."
Rey: lol who bought dese i bet peeple bought more of my pics lol
Gyles: "Now Reymond, please don't stray off topic..."
Rey: yh u annoyed me brandyman lol
Gyles: "It's BrandRETH!"
Rey: u think u tuff brandyman lol
*Osama bin Laden sneaks in & smacks Rey round the face with a Persian club*
Gyles: "Thank you Osama..."
Osama: "You wanna know what my reward is?"
Gyles: "Ok?"
Osama: "My reward is... Friday, live on KOKDown! I will have a match against... GYLES BRANDRETH!"
Gyles: "Oh no! I.. I can't & I'm not a wrestler..."
Osama: "I wasn't asking."
*SWC NextGen*
After last week, the pros have decided to bugger off. You lot were that bad! Anyway, since we have no judges anymore I will be a judge, this week you're all gonna dig the biggest hole possible in just 10 minutes, pick a shovel & move it you bunch of bitches!
Well. May as well kick back for a few & wank off to pornhub...
Johnny the chain smoking monkey: *Noises & points at shovel*
Christ sake Johnny, you had ONE job. Dig a hole & you broke the bloody shovel! Use your hands...
Time's up now, I've decided to kick out Dr Demented because his hole is absolutely crap, Johnny managed a bigger hole with a broken shovel. Now piss off.
*Building stuff with Captain Carpentry*
Captain: "Hey kids, I am gonna build a replica of the SWC World Heavyweight title! First you take the WWE World Title & scribble SWC in red crayon over the WWE logo!"
Captain: "Now here's the hard part, finding somewhere to store it. Watch be build a cabinet in seconds... All done!"
*Meeting FunkyTown*
FunkyTown: "I am one funky son of a gun! OW YEAH! Now I am the future of SWC, starting as Intercontinental Champion & then I'll be the coolest cat as World Champion. AH YEAH!"
*James May lamps FunkyTown with a spanner*
*SWC Did you buy this?*
Gyles Brandreth: "Hello viewers! It is I, yet again bringing you some ungrateful tat deep from the bowels of dodgy merchandise. I pray your forgiveness when tonight I promote... The SWC official 8 x 10 signed photographs of myself! Yes, SWC have decided the did you buy this segment is my very own signed photos! I hope that many have been sold!"
Rey: wot da hell is dis lol
Gyles: "Ah Reymond, have you come to join me? Please do sit down & discuss..."
Rey: lol who bought dese i bet peeple bought more of my pics lol
Gyles: "Now Reymond, please don't stray off topic..."
Rey: yh u annoyed me brandyman lol
Gyles: "It's BrandRETH!"
Rey: u think u tuff brandyman lol
*Osama bin Laden sneaks in & smacks Rey round the face with a Persian club*
Gyles: "Thank you Osama..."
Osama: "You wanna know what my reward is?"
Gyles: "Ok?"
Osama: "My reward is... Friday, live on KOKDown! I will have a match against... GYLES BRANDRETH!"
Gyles: "Oh no! I.. I can't & I'm not a wrestler..."
Osama: "I wasn't asking."
*SWC NextGen*
After last week, the pros have decided to bugger off. You lot were that bad! Anyway, since we have no judges anymore I will be a judge, this week you're all gonna dig the biggest hole possible in just 10 minutes, pick a shovel & move it you bunch of bitches!
Well. May as well kick back for a few & wank off to pornhub...
Johnny the chain smoking monkey: *Noises & points at shovel*
Christ sake Johnny, you had ONE job. Dig a hole & you broke the bloody shovel! Use your hands...
Time's up now, I've decided to kick out Dr Demented because his hole is absolutely crap, Johnny managed a bigger hole with a broken shovel. Now piss off.
*Building stuff with Captain Carpentry*
Captain: "Hey kids, I am gonna build a replica of the SWC World Heavyweight title! First you take the WWE World Title & scribble SWC in red crayon over the WWE logo!"
Captain: "Now here's the hard part, finding somewhere to store it. Watch be build a cabinet in seconds... All done!"
*Meeting FunkyTown*
FunkyTown: "I am one funky son of a gun! OW YEAH! Now I am the future of SWC, starting as Intercontinental Champion & then I'll be the coolest cat as World Champion. AH YEAH!"
*James May lamps FunkyTown with a spanner*
