Post by Elder Gohan on Sept 18, 2013 14:34:16 GMT -5
"Welcome to SWC: Reality, I am tonight's host Ed Sheeran, on tonight's show: SWC NextGen, abonseiro get's his office rebuilt & Ed explains where he finds celebrity guest hosts!"
*SWC did you buy this?*
Gyles Brandreth: "Hello viewers! I am ever so excited, because I recently made my SWC debut in a courageous effort! I digress, this weeks edition brings forth the garbage weapons pack with real smells! Suitable for the action figures, I now think I am eligible for an action figure now that I'm a superstar!"
*SWC NextGen*
Right, since you lot are so full of hate right now, 5 of you now have to show me how you LOVE! Yes, you'll be in a kissing contest! Hank Nutz, you should have this in the bag you go first you get to plant one on the lovely Katya Sambuca & ooh that's a good one! Johnny & Charmander, you get 2 cats since you aren't human! Ronnie O' Sullivan you get to kiss Sasha Grey Ooh he's got perfect technique! John Clemmon, you get the lovely... MAE YOUNG! Ooh John Clemmon rushes in.
Right time to get rid of one of you lot, O' Sullivan has been granted immunity for next week. Johnny the chain smoking monkey, the judges have decided that you are shit & are now gone. Bye!
*Celebrity Guest Hosts!*
"When you see those celebs hosting SWC, do you think where do we get them from? Well, first off, we sit the creative team down & we watch TV, play video games or just invite our friends or we get QB to do it when no one's available/no one can be arsed. Statistically only 2 people have hosted SWC: Reality, these are Ross Noble & Carly Rae Jepsen."
*SWC Redecorate abonseiro's office*
Art trolls: "Yeeessshhhh haha haha put thish here!"
"Now we wait for abonseiro to come in"
abonseiro: "What happened?!? My office! There's flourescent post it notes shaped like cocks everywhere & Rey is sellotaped to my chair!"
*SWC did you buy this?*
Gyles Brandreth: "Hello viewers! I am ever so excited, because I recently made my SWC debut in a courageous effort! I digress, this weeks edition brings forth the garbage weapons pack with real smells! Suitable for the action figures, I now think I am eligible for an action figure now that I'm a superstar!"
*SWC NextGen*
Right, since you lot are so full of hate right now, 5 of you now have to show me how you LOVE! Yes, you'll be in a kissing contest! Hank Nutz, you should have this in the bag you go first you get to plant one on the lovely Katya Sambuca & ooh that's a good one! Johnny & Charmander, you get 2 cats since you aren't human! Ronnie O' Sullivan you get to kiss Sasha Grey Ooh he's got perfect technique! John Clemmon, you get the lovely... MAE YOUNG! Ooh John Clemmon rushes in.
Right time to get rid of one of you lot, O' Sullivan has been granted immunity for next week. Johnny the chain smoking monkey, the judges have decided that you are shit & are now gone. Bye!
*Celebrity Guest Hosts!*
"When you see those celebs hosting SWC, do you think where do we get them from? Well, first off, we sit the creative team down & we watch TV, play video games or just invite our friends or we get QB to do it when no one's available/no one can be arsed. Statistically only 2 people have hosted SWC: Reality, these are Ross Noble & Carly Rae Jepsen."
*SWC Redecorate abonseiro's office*
Art trolls: "Yeeessshhhh haha haha put thish here!"
"Now we wait for abonseiro to come in"
abonseiro: "What happened?!? My office! There's flourescent post it notes shaped like cocks everywhere & Rey is sellotaped to my chair!"
