Post by Elder Gohan on Sept 25, 2013 13:17:03 GMT -5
"Welcome to SWC: Reality, I am tonight's host Jeremy Kyle, on tonight's show: SWC Semi final, Rey voices his opinion & we break in to an SWC top secret meeting!"
*SWC Did you buy this?*
Gyles Brandreth: "Hello viewers! It is I, majestically presenting my segment again! This time we delve into our trading card collections... Did you receive in your metalgod card? It is a particularly crap one anyway..."
*SWC NextGen semi-final*
Tell you all what, since Ronnie O' Sullivan keeps on gaining immunity, we're gonna let him choose tonight's activities!
Ronnie: "I fancy a game of snooker, so... Snooker it is!"
Charmander vs Ronnie O' Sullivan & John Clemmon vs Hank Nutz! LET'S GET THE BOYS ON THE BAIZE~!
John Clemmon is playing slower than Peter Ebdon, Hank Nutz has fallen asleep in his chair & Clemmon has a break of about 8 in 10 minutes. O' Sullivan could have repeated his 1997 147 TWICE in this time...
Meanwhile Ronnie O' Sullivan has done a 147 & won the match 4-1. In fairness, Ronnie had to Charmander win one OH HANG ON WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING?!? Ah my mistake, we are now joined by Willie Thorne for tactical analysis.
Willie: "Yes, Mr Clemmon is playing a slow methodical game, in fairness it has worked..."
WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING?!?
Willie: "Edward are you turning into John Virgo? The ball was no where near the pocket"
My mistake, I think John Clemmon has frame ball & pots it, Hank Nutz is firmly asleep. Onto the next frame
Willie: "That's a poor break from Nutz. Now Clemmon has a chance to steal"
HANG ON WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING?!?
Willie: "Christ sake Ed! That was even further from a pocket!"
Clemmon wins, Nutz concedes the game
Charmander has been eliminated from SWC NextGen.
*Rey speaks*
Rey: i da champ i beat da baddy beardy man osman bin lady lol
Osama: "Watch back banana man. I will come back for the commonwealth title..."
Rey: no u nt u bumass boy i dun workin out u wait ur turn on da ppv lol
Osama: "FACK THE PPV, YOU KNOW I FIGHT FOR TITLE ON FRIDAY... FACKIN BULLSHEET!"
SWC Adverts: "COMING ON CHRISTMAS DAY, SWC WILL TELEVISE MUMFORD & STACEY LACEY'S WEDDING & OF COURSE SWC KARAOKE & MANY CELEBRITY GUESTS!*"
*Note: Not actual Hollywood celebrities.
*SWC Did you buy this?*
Gyles Brandreth: "Hello viewers! It is I, majestically presenting my segment again! This time we delve into our trading card collections... Did you receive in your metalgod card? It is a particularly crap one anyway..."
*SWC NextGen semi-final*
Tell you all what, since Ronnie O' Sullivan keeps on gaining immunity, we're gonna let him choose tonight's activities!
Ronnie: "I fancy a game of snooker, so... Snooker it is!"
Charmander vs Ronnie O' Sullivan & John Clemmon vs Hank Nutz! LET'S GET THE BOYS ON THE BAIZE~!
John Clemmon is playing slower than Peter Ebdon, Hank Nutz has fallen asleep in his chair & Clemmon has a break of about 8 in 10 minutes. O' Sullivan could have repeated his 1997 147 TWICE in this time...
Meanwhile Ronnie O' Sullivan has done a 147 & won the match 4-1. In fairness, Ronnie had to Charmander win one OH HANG ON WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING?!? Ah my mistake, we are now joined by Willie Thorne for tactical analysis.
Willie: "Yes, Mr Clemmon is playing a slow methodical game, in fairness it has worked..."
WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING?!?
Willie: "Edward are you turning into John Virgo? The ball was no where near the pocket"
My mistake, I think John Clemmon has frame ball & pots it, Hank Nutz is firmly asleep. Onto the next frame
Willie: "That's a poor break from Nutz. Now Clemmon has a chance to steal"
HANG ON WHERE'S THE CUE BALL GOING?!?
Willie: "Christ sake Ed! That was even further from a pocket!"
Clemmon wins, Nutz concedes the game
Charmander has been eliminated from SWC NextGen.
*Rey speaks*
Rey: i da champ i beat da baddy beardy man osman bin lady lol
Osama: "Watch back banana man. I will come back for the commonwealth title..."
Rey: no u nt u bumass boy i dun workin out u wait ur turn on da ppv lol
Osama: "FACK THE PPV, YOU KNOW I FIGHT FOR TITLE ON FRIDAY... FACKIN BULLSHEET!"
SWC Adverts: "COMING ON CHRISTMAS DAY, SWC WILL TELEVISE MUMFORD & STACEY LACEY'S WEDDING & OF COURSE SWC KARAOKE & MANY CELEBRITY GUESTS!*"
*Note: Not actual Hollywood celebrities.
