Post by Elder Gohan on Oct 27, 2013 15:38:21 GMT -5
Welcome to SWC Fright Night, a night that is more scary than that time Rey got his cock out! We are live from The Britannia Stadium in Stoke on a very windy night indeed!
Match 1: Ronnie O'Sullivan vs Mikey
Tonight, making his SWC PPV debut, a man who is the most naturally gifted snooker player of all time the 5 time world snooker champion, so blink & you'll miss him THE ROCKET RONNIE O'SULLIVAN~!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtknoBKJFDc (40 seconds in)
And he faces Mikey. clothesline ducked & Ronnie nails Mikey with a dropkick & is battering Mikey with lefts & rights, can Mikey weather the storm? Ronnie is just too quick for Mikey, he can't hit him at the moment but Ronnie is owning Mikey, not bad for a PPV debut eh? Ronnie backs off & Mikey charges, Ronnie with a backslide pin.... 1.2.3! Ronnie wins his first PPV match, will he be a champion by the end of the year?
Match 2: Johnny Triplearse vs Todd Mortar (Cage match)
Oh christ, it's another meeting between these two, it's like Celtic vs Rangers, Crystal Palace vs Brighton or George vs Captain Carpentry. They've wasted no time laying into eachother, Johnny Triplearse slingshotting Todd Mortar into the cage, but that didn't faze him & they are still beating the shit out of eachother, is this UFC or SWC? Oh now there's blood in the ring, poor Roger will have to clean it up, Triplearse is making a break for it but Todd catches him, jumps over Triplearse & opens the door before being tripped by Triplearse who is holding onto Mortar's ankle... Todd Mortar unties his laces & rolls under the ropes & onto the floor below! Todd Mortar wins the match!
Oh shit, Johnny Triplearse is pissed off & he's caught Mortar & he's bashed his bonce on the announce desk & it caved in. Every PPV... Anywho, Todd Mortar is hit with a chairshot & strangled with the cords & wires & whatnot. Johnny Triplearse relents & Todd Mortar is injured, Wendy surveys the scene...
Wendy: "Good lord! Was this Johnny Triplearse or Jake Jolson who did this? No time for talk, get him in the ambulance..."
Match 3: SWC Commonwealth Championship: Rey (c) vs Gun Jack
Well, if this ain't a mismatch, Gun Jack 7'3 well over 500 pounds of steel terror & then there's Rey, who was lucky to beat Osama bin Laden... Well Gun Jack is just standing there while Rey isn't punching that hard, Gun Jack has just run the ropes & you can see a brown streak coming from Rey... Ouch, boot to the face. It's taken 5 minutes to do all of this, very methodical. Dive Bomber. Pin. 1.2.3! Welp, we have a new Commonwealth Champion. Let's take a few to interview the former champ
Rey, what happened?
Rey: owwwwwww lol
Match 4: SWC Championship: Niko Bellic (c) vs Slenderman
Lights have gone & Slenderman is in the ring, Niko goes to hit Slender who disappears into thin air?!? And reappears in a three, Niko goes to punch one of the Slenders... & reappears as 7 Slendermen! Slenderman playing mind games this early in the match, Niko losing his stride somewhat as he attacks Slender, and Slender reappears as... Niko?!? It's now Niko Bellic vs Niko Bellic?
Slender: "I'M YOU. I'M YOUR WEAKNESS. DON'T LOOK AT ME."
Niko is looking & completely freaked out, as am I... CHOKESLAM from Slenderman, followed by a tombstone piledriver. 1.2.3! We have a new SWC Champion, The Slenderman!
Main Event: SWC World Heavyweight Championship: Jake Jolson (c) vs Captain Carpentry
We're having a good contest, but we've missed the first 10 minutes of the main event because Robmaniac, Chris Jericho & abonseiro wanted to commentate & the silly sods have managed to knock over a camera... Captain Carpentry is knackered, but Jake Jolson is out cold, we could have a new champion... Captain Carpentry goes for a big clothesline & takes out the ref! We'll have to wait for a new one to come out... Captain Carpentry going for the Rebate Powerbomb, lifts up & Jake Jolson, whacks the Captain with a spanner! The ref's coming to & Clothesline from Bethnal Green. It's over... 1.2...3! Jake Jolson steals a victory!
Match 1: Ronnie O'Sullivan vs Mikey
Tonight, making his SWC PPV debut, a man who is the most naturally gifted snooker player of all time the 5 time world snooker champion, so blink & you'll miss him THE ROCKET RONNIE O'SULLIVAN~!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtknoBKJFDc (40 seconds in)
And he faces Mikey. clothesline ducked & Ronnie nails Mikey with a dropkick & is battering Mikey with lefts & rights, can Mikey weather the storm? Ronnie is just too quick for Mikey, he can't hit him at the moment but Ronnie is owning Mikey, not bad for a PPV debut eh? Ronnie backs off & Mikey charges, Ronnie with a backslide pin.... 1.2.3! Ronnie wins his first PPV match, will he be a champion by the end of the year?
Match 2: Johnny Triplearse vs Todd Mortar (Cage match)
Oh christ, it's another meeting between these two, it's like Celtic vs Rangers, Crystal Palace vs Brighton or George vs Captain Carpentry. They've wasted no time laying into eachother, Johnny Triplearse slingshotting Todd Mortar into the cage, but that didn't faze him & they are still beating the shit out of eachother, is this UFC or SWC? Oh now there's blood in the ring, poor Roger will have to clean it up, Triplearse is making a break for it but Todd catches him, jumps over Triplearse & opens the door before being tripped by Triplearse who is holding onto Mortar's ankle... Todd Mortar unties his laces & rolls under the ropes & onto the floor below! Todd Mortar wins the match!
Oh shit, Johnny Triplearse is pissed off & he's caught Mortar & he's bashed his bonce on the announce desk & it caved in. Every PPV... Anywho, Todd Mortar is hit with a chairshot & strangled with the cords & wires & whatnot. Johnny Triplearse relents & Todd Mortar is injured, Wendy surveys the scene...
Wendy: "Good lord! Was this Johnny Triplearse or Jake Jolson who did this? No time for talk, get him in the ambulance..."
Match 3: SWC Commonwealth Championship: Rey (c) vs Gun Jack
Well, if this ain't a mismatch, Gun Jack 7'3 well over 500 pounds of steel terror & then there's Rey, who was lucky to beat Osama bin Laden... Well Gun Jack is just standing there while Rey isn't punching that hard, Gun Jack has just run the ropes & you can see a brown streak coming from Rey... Ouch, boot to the face. It's taken 5 minutes to do all of this, very methodical. Dive Bomber. Pin. 1.2.3! Welp, we have a new Commonwealth Champion. Let's take a few to interview the former champ
Rey, what happened?
Rey: owwwwwww lol
Match 4: SWC Championship: Niko Bellic (c) vs Slenderman
Lights have gone & Slenderman is in the ring, Niko goes to hit Slender who disappears into thin air?!? And reappears in a three, Niko goes to punch one of the Slenders... & reappears as 7 Slendermen! Slenderman playing mind games this early in the match, Niko losing his stride somewhat as he attacks Slender, and Slender reappears as... Niko?!? It's now Niko Bellic vs Niko Bellic?
Slender: "I'M YOU. I'M YOUR WEAKNESS. DON'T LOOK AT ME."
Niko is looking & completely freaked out, as am I... CHOKESLAM from Slenderman, followed by a tombstone piledriver. 1.2.3! We have a new SWC Champion, The Slenderman!
Main Event: SWC World Heavyweight Championship: Jake Jolson (c) vs Captain Carpentry
We're having a good contest, but we've missed the first 10 minutes of the main event because Robmaniac, Chris Jericho & abonseiro wanted to commentate & the silly sods have managed to knock over a camera... Captain Carpentry is knackered, but Jake Jolson is out cold, we could have a new champion... Captain Carpentry goes for a big clothesline & takes out the ref! We'll have to wait for a new one to come out... Captain Carpentry going for the Rebate Powerbomb, lifts up & Jake Jolson, whacks the Captain with a spanner! The ref's coming to & Clothesline from Bethnal Green. It's over... 1.2...3! Jake Jolson steals a victory!
