SWC KOKDown! 8/11/13

[Elder Gohan]

Lets talk about sex The Royal Bumble! two qualifiers will be performed live in front of a KOKDown audience. Vagina.

Lou beat Ed in qualifier 1. Quite easily.

Gun Jack beat Rey in a non title match.

Rey: aww da bang bang man beat me dat no fair he da cheeter lol

Gun Jack: "FOOLISH HUMAN. YOU WILL BE TERMINATED!"

*They fight again*

Neil Dimmick beat Peter Griffin. DIMMICK WINS! DIMMICK WINS!

Neil: "Eh dere, I reckon I'm gonna win dat title on sunday lads, d'ya reckon I ave a chance? Whadya mean no?!? I am a former world champion for christ's sake!"

Qualifier 2: FunkyTown vs George

FunkyTown has bitten off more than he can chew with this match, George's losing streak & FunkyTown's undefeated streak look to be over... George going for a powerslam... FunkyTown counters & hits the Funk Off! 1.2.3! FunkyTown is still undefeated!

My little Mumfie beat Louis Spence. D'aww, he loves Stacey Lacey & vice versa.

Captain Carpentry pinned Andy.

[DJ]

Dimmick has no chance.

Mumford may not always win his matches, but he's won big with Stacey Lacey.

[Elder Gohan]

Even Jeremy Kyle has more of a chance tbh

May his willy turn to stone

[DJ]

Jeremy Kyle can't pick apples like Dimmick can!