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Post by Elder Gohan on Nov 22, 2013 16:16:46 GMT -5
We apologise for the lack of programming, this is what happens when you let Robmaniac do anything.
We now know that the following 10 superstars have qualified for the Royal Bumble: Andy, Lou, Ronald McDonald, FunkyTown, Mumford, Gabe Logan, Niko Bellic, Ronnie O'Sullivan, Jake Jolson & Captain Carpentry have qualified for the Bumble. Now we're gonna draw 10 superstars from a hat, so those that lost the qualifiers can worm their way back in.
DRAWN SUPERSTARS: Borat, Gun Jack, James May, Johnny Triplearse, Mikey, Louis Spence, Paul Chuckle, Todd Mortar, Spider-Man & Trevor Rent. 5 ordinary superstars will go in, but like last year we'll have 5 surprises in store for you!
Johnny Triplearse beat Todd Mortar...
Mortar: "That's it... Time to settle this once and for all. On X-Mas day, me & you are gonna have a barbed wire steel cage match!"
Louis Spence beat Trevor Rent.
Captain Carpentry beat Gun Jack in a close match.
Mumford beat Lou to hang on to his #1 Contender spot.
Mumford: "I'VE GOTTA DO THE XMAS SHOPPING. POO! I KNOW, I'LL GET EVERYONE SOMETHING FROM ONE SHOP, WHAT A GOOD IDEA!"
Stacey Lacey: "Remember last christmas my Mumfie? You got everyone paper!"
Mumford: "I LIKE PAPER! BUT THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GO TO SCREWFIX & GET EVERYONE A CATALOG!"
Main Event: New World Heavyweight Champion George beat Neil Dimmick. BAD FUCKIN' APPLE.
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