Post by Elder Gohan on Dec 20, 2013 12:20:46 GMT -5
Johnny Triplearse beat Eddy, this will boost confidence. The Ed's are over staying their welcome.
Gun Jack is in the locker room, getting ready for his match against FunkyTown.
Gun Jack has KO'd FunkyTown! Can he hand FunkyTown his first SWC loss? Wait, that's Todd Mortar! The #1 contender to the Commonwealth Championship, well that's his music at least & FunkyTown knees Jack in the back & the biggest Break Down! 1.2.3! FunkyTown getting the hell outta there! He's used the distraction to beat the 7 foot Gun Jack...
Captain Carpentry faces his friend Lou tonight
Lou has figured out his former boss & friend Captain Carpentry... Queen Suplex Pin... 1.2.3! And they both congratulate eachother & head back to the locker room.
Trevor Rent appears backstage.
Trevor: "Hehe daughters, lookie what I found in the bin..."
It's the HardKOK Title!
Trevor: "Now, I think I should wear it for a little, maybe call myself the HardKOK Champion, ya know, as you do. But I ain't gonna swing dildos or fight that fat man from the dead promotion..."
*Massive boos*
Trevor: "I couldn't give a toss tbh, you lot are gonna have to get use to it. I am the greatest HardKOK Champion ever and..."
Trevor Rent botched the promo & fell in a skip.
Trevor: "Not the first time I've felt dizzy in a skip..."
SWC World Heavyweight Champion George faces #1 contender Mumford in a non-title match
George kneecaps Mumford & throws him in the corner, George really don't like Mumfie, is it because my little Mumfie is marrying a pornstar? George pinned Mumford anyway.
George: "Listen you babbling pencil necked bastard, I am better than you! Understand this, please... I am better dressed than you, I am a better wrestler than you & I am a damn sight more intelligent than you! Now marry your little slut & be gone from my sight..."
*Jake Jolson clotheslines George*
Is this a face turn for Jake Jolson? That'd suuuuck, this ain't WWE.
Rey: y i no get a match da guy i hert in da balls dint hert dat much lol
Gun Jack is in the locker room, getting ready for his match against FunkyTown.
Gun Jack has KO'd FunkyTown! Can he hand FunkyTown his first SWC loss? Wait, that's Todd Mortar! The #1 contender to the Commonwealth Championship, well that's his music at least & FunkyTown knees Jack in the back & the biggest Break Down! 1.2.3! FunkyTown getting the hell outta there! He's used the distraction to beat the 7 foot Gun Jack...
Captain Carpentry faces his friend Lou tonight
Lou has figured out his former boss & friend Captain Carpentry... Queen Suplex Pin... 1.2.3! And they both congratulate eachother & head back to the locker room.
Trevor Rent appears backstage.
Trevor: "Hehe daughters, lookie what I found in the bin..."
It's the HardKOK Title!
Trevor: "Now, I think I should wear it for a little, maybe call myself the HardKOK Champion, ya know, as you do. But I ain't gonna swing dildos or fight that fat man from the dead promotion..."
*Massive boos*
Trevor: "I couldn't give a toss tbh, you lot are gonna have to get use to it. I am the greatest HardKOK Champion ever and..."
Trevor Rent botched the promo & fell in a skip.
Trevor: "Not the first time I've felt dizzy in a skip..."
SWC World Heavyweight Champion George faces #1 contender Mumford in a non-title match
George kneecaps Mumford & throws him in the corner, George really don't like Mumfie, is it because my little Mumfie is marrying a pornstar? George pinned Mumford anyway.
George: "Listen you babbling pencil necked bastard, I am better than you! Understand this, please... I am better dressed than you, I am a better wrestler than you & I am a damn sight more intelligent than you! Now marry your little slut & be gone from my sight..."
*Jake Jolson clotheslines George*
Is this a face turn for Jake Jolson? That'd suuuuck, this ain't WWE.
Rey: y i no get a match da guy i hert in da balls dint hert dat much lol
