Post by Elder Gohan on Jan 8, 2014 17:21:24 GMT -5
"Welcome to SWC: Reality, I am tonight's host Billy Ray Cyrus, on tonight's show: SWC Cribz!, interview with FunkyTown! & The Trevor Rent does something interesting."
*Trevor Rent is bumbling around backstage, pissed as usual*
Trevor: "You're all wondering what I found in the skip the other day... Time to lookie see, what's in the box? two title belts?!? A womens title & the HardKOK Title I'm keeping the HardKOK title, no one gives a toss about the other one!"
*Spider-Man swings in & attempts to win the HardKOK title*
Trevor: "Need to be quicker spider bitch!"
*SWC Cribz!*
Gyles Brandreth: "Hello viewers! It is I, Gyles Brandreth. Of course I made an appearance in the Royal Bumble & what a glorious 2 seconds it was! But I digress, I am here with master Mumford in his house of course."
Mumford: "RIGHT I AM GUNNA TAKE YOU INTO MY HOUSE! THIS IS MY KITCHEN I'M NOT ALLOWED TO COOK, SO MUMMY & STACEY COOK ME FISH FINGERS & BEANS! NOW THIS IS MY FRONT ROOM IT HAS A SOFA & A TELLY & I WATCH FAMILY GUY ON IT, THIS IS THE BACK ROOM IT HAS A FRIDGE, FREEZER & A DINNER TABLE IN IT! NOW WE GO UP STAIRS, STRAIGHT UP IS THE TOILET THAT'S WHERE I POO! WE'RE ON THE LANDING, MUM & DAD'S ROOM IS ON THE RIGHT & MY ROOM IS ON THE LEFT, WE'RE NOT ALLOWED IN MUM & DAD'S ROOM SO INTO MINE WE GO, IT'S A BIT MESSY I HAVEN'T TIDIED IT YET. IN HERE IT'S GOT MY PLAYSTATION, MY PLYMOUTH ARGYLE FLAGS & MY WRESTLERS! THIS IS WHERE STACEY MAKES MY WILLY TURN INTO STONE! RIGHT THAT'S IT CAMERA GUY. LEAVE!"
Gyles: "Well viewers, what an odd fellow."
*Rey speaks*
Rey: ite bitchez i is here wiv da dancecity and he win da bum 30 man match lol
FunkyTown: "Man you gonna learn my damn name or am I gonna kick it into you? I won the Bumble for the fans, they love me at the moment, but fool you call me dancecity one more time imma kick you in the dick banana boy!"
Rey: nooo dnt kick me in da banana i wnt to kno what belt u goin for at da fuck cuck manica lol
FunkyTown: "Where the fuck you been, dum dum? Y'all know that the brands are seperated, I'm facing George if he makes it to Fluck-The-Cluckamania that is."
*FunkyTown then kicks Rey in the cock*
*Trevor Rent is bumbling around backstage, pissed as usual*
Trevor: "You're all wondering what I found in the skip the other day... Time to lookie see, what's in the box? two title belts?!? A womens title & the HardKOK Title I'm keeping the HardKOK title, no one gives a toss about the other one!"
*Spider-Man swings in & attempts to win the HardKOK title*
Trevor: "Need to be quicker spider bitch!"
*SWC Cribz!*
Gyles Brandreth: "Hello viewers! It is I, Gyles Brandreth. Of course I made an appearance in the Royal Bumble & what a glorious 2 seconds it was! But I digress, I am here with master Mumford in his house of course."
Mumford: "RIGHT I AM GUNNA TAKE YOU INTO MY HOUSE! THIS IS MY KITCHEN I'M NOT ALLOWED TO COOK, SO MUMMY & STACEY COOK ME FISH FINGERS & BEANS! NOW THIS IS MY FRONT ROOM IT HAS A SOFA & A TELLY & I WATCH FAMILY GUY ON IT, THIS IS THE BACK ROOM IT HAS A FRIDGE, FREEZER & A DINNER TABLE IN IT! NOW WE GO UP STAIRS, STRAIGHT UP IS THE TOILET THAT'S WHERE I POO! WE'RE ON THE LANDING, MUM & DAD'S ROOM IS ON THE RIGHT & MY ROOM IS ON THE LEFT, WE'RE NOT ALLOWED IN MUM & DAD'S ROOM SO INTO MINE WE GO, IT'S A BIT MESSY I HAVEN'T TIDIED IT YET. IN HERE IT'S GOT MY PLAYSTATION, MY PLYMOUTH ARGYLE FLAGS & MY WRESTLERS! THIS IS WHERE STACEY MAKES MY WILLY TURN INTO STONE! RIGHT THAT'S IT CAMERA GUY. LEAVE!"
Gyles: "Well viewers, what an odd fellow."
*Rey speaks*
Rey: ite bitchez i is here wiv da dancecity and he win da bum 30 man match lol
FunkyTown: "Man you gonna learn my damn name or am I gonna kick it into you? I won the Bumble for the fans, they love me at the moment, but fool you call me dancecity one more time imma kick you in the dick banana boy!"
Rey: nooo dnt kick me in da banana i wnt to kno what belt u goin for at da fuck cuck manica lol
FunkyTown: "Where the fuck you been, dum dum? Y'all know that the brands are seperated, I'm facing George if he makes it to Fluck-The-Cluckamania that is."
*FunkyTown then kicks Rey in the cock*
