Post by Elder Gohan on Jan 17, 2014 12:46:32 GMT -5
Not a bad start for the amico, but tonight he got spanked by Todd Mortar.
Trevor Rent asks the fans, do you want the cheap option & keep the HardKOK title or make us pay through the arse for a womens division. HardKOK it is! 24/7 rules initiated. James Bond kicks a mop bucket at Trevor Rent and throws him through a vending machine, he gets a can of coke free & pins Trevor Rent, James Bond new HardKOK Champion!
Johnny Triplearse beat Peter Griffin.
Johnny: "Thy honour hath been vilified! By thee apple admirer Dimmick! He doth tarnish thy name & I shall offer him my hand in a duel!"
Dimmick: "Ey lad? What're ya talkin' bout now?!? Ye wan' scrap laddeh? Me n you have a scrap at Lockdown next month r kidda, ye won't be walkin', let 'lone walkin' alone!"
Did anyone understand a word of that?
Louis Spence beat Mumford.
Mumford: "OH POO I LOST!"
Andy beat some jobber dude.
Andy: "Jolson... At the Bumble, you put my friend in a wheelchair. Lou's almost braindead cos of you... Come out here now!"
Jake Jolson confronts Andy
Jake Jolson: "I HAD A RIGHT LAUGH, HIS HEAD BOUNCED LIKE A BEACH BALL ON THOSE MATS!"
Andy: "YOU'RE INSANE!"
Jake: "YOU WHAT?!? I AN'T FUCKIN' INSANE! I'LL SHOW YOU HOW INSANE I CAN BE!"
*They both manage to KO eachother*
FunkyTown beat Gun Jack in a very close match
FunkyTown: "Ayo, no word of a lie it felt so great winning the Royal Bumble! I couldn't have done it without you cool cats behind me..."
George: "Don't even think for one second that you'll be getting anywhere NEAR me! You may have won the Bumble but that was a fluke! Don't let it get to your head, you aren't that good..."
FunkyTown: "Ain't that good?!? I'm undefeated daddio!"
George: "Against jobbers..."
FunkyTown: "Against Jake Jolson, Gun Jack, Captain Carpentry & James May! Superstars that kicked yo sorry ass!"
*They fight & FunkyTown KO's George*
Trevor Rent asks the fans, do you want the cheap option & keep the HardKOK title or make us pay through the arse for a womens division. HardKOK it is! 24/7 rules initiated. James Bond kicks a mop bucket at Trevor Rent and throws him through a vending machine, he gets a can of coke free & pins Trevor Rent, James Bond new HardKOK Champion!
Johnny Triplearse beat Peter Griffin.
Johnny: "Thy honour hath been vilified! By thee apple admirer Dimmick! He doth tarnish thy name & I shall offer him my hand in a duel!"
Dimmick: "Ey lad? What're ya talkin' bout now?!? Ye wan' scrap laddeh? Me n you have a scrap at Lockdown next month r kidda, ye won't be walkin', let 'lone walkin' alone!"
Did anyone understand a word of that?
Louis Spence beat Mumford.
Mumford: "OH POO I LOST!"
Andy beat some jobber dude.
Andy: "Jolson... At the Bumble, you put my friend in a wheelchair. Lou's almost braindead cos of you... Come out here now!"
Jake Jolson confronts Andy
Jake Jolson: "I HAD A RIGHT LAUGH, HIS HEAD BOUNCED LIKE A BEACH BALL ON THOSE MATS!"
Andy: "YOU'RE INSANE!"
Jake: "YOU WHAT?!? I AN'T FUCKIN' INSANE! I'LL SHOW YOU HOW INSANE I CAN BE!"
*They both manage to KO eachother*
FunkyTown beat Gun Jack in a very close match
FunkyTown: "Ayo, no word of a lie it felt so great winning the Royal Bumble! I couldn't have done it without you cool cats behind me..."
George: "Don't even think for one second that you'll be getting anywhere NEAR me! You may have won the Bumble but that was a fluke! Don't let it get to your head, you aren't that good..."
FunkyTown: "Ain't that good?!? I'm undefeated daddio!"
George: "Against jobbers..."
FunkyTown: "Against Jake Jolson, Gun Jack, Captain Carpentry & James May! Superstars that kicked yo sorry ass!"
*They fight & FunkyTown KO's George*
