Post by Elder Gohan on Jan 29, 2014 16:14:30 GMT -5
"Welcome to SWC: Reality, I am tonight's host Spyro the Dragon. On tonight's show: Same as all the other ones, the SWC superstars piss about as usual."
*Rey speaks*
Rey: yh dat teddy moptop is a assbox coz he betrayed me for da common champion lol
Todd Mortar: "Get it right you pissflap! I used you to get a title shot. It's not that damn hard!"
Rey: yh well it ur dads berfday u know john lemon lol
Todd Mortar: "It's Clemmon. My real name is..."
Rey: nooo u brek da fourth wall lol
Todd: "Shut up, I ought to kick your ass!"
*They fight until John Clemmon intervenes.*
John: "That's enough! Son, you leave this banana boy alone. I don't want you bullying him, it's bad enough you betrayed him in the first place..."
Todd: "Be quiet dad"
John: "Don't tell me what to do! Why can't you be like your brother John Jr? He's learning the trade through honesty & hard work. But you are betraying everything we stand for!"
Todd: "I'm not, I am the commonwealth champion! That's more than you ever won old man!"
*John Clemmon slaps Todd*
John Jr: "Dad, let it go. C'mon, lets go to your 77th party."
Rey: he sed im a banana lol
*Lord Sugar's office*
Lord Sugar: "What is it now QB, what do you want to complain or verbally attack this time?"
QB: "That Trevor Rent guy, he said that the divas are talentless & that the HardKOK Title is more important."
Lord Sugar: "But he's right, we don't even have a divas division..."
QB: "OMG U are an asshole, you're just jealous that they're more talented than you are!"
Lord Sugar: "Alright Andy you can stop pretending to be female now. I suggest you leave my office, I sure as hell ain't creating a divas division!"
QB: "Looks like I'm gonna have to win the HardKOK Title & prove a point."
Lord Sugar waits for beh to leave before he pisses himself laughing.
*At John Clemmon's 77th birthday party*
Osama bin Laden is eating cake, well he would do, it's a party!
Queen Beh is devising a plan, somehow it'll be cocked up.
Mumfie is drinking coke, he's hyper now. Bless, but now they're singing happy birthday & beh shoves Eddy into Osama.
Time to blow out the candles John! BAH GAWD! Todd Mortar flattens Rey after jumping out the cake & delivers a firemans carry slam onto John Clemmon! In the aftermath Eddy is the HardKOK Champion, but he doesn't know it everyone is scrambling around. Eddy accidentally fell over & trips Carly Rae Jepsen. Oh god ref, don't do it she'll get hurt. 1...2...3! Carly Rae Jepsen is the first female HardKOK Champion! QB is raging, she wanted to be the first HardKOK Champion born with a vagina!
*Rey speaks*
Rey: yh dat teddy moptop is a assbox coz he betrayed me for da common champion lol
Todd Mortar: "Get it right you pissflap! I used you to get a title shot. It's not that damn hard!"
Rey: yh well it ur dads berfday u know john lemon lol
Todd Mortar: "It's Clemmon. My real name is..."
Rey: nooo u brek da fourth wall lol
Todd: "Shut up, I ought to kick your ass!"
*They fight until John Clemmon intervenes.*
John: "That's enough! Son, you leave this banana boy alone. I don't want you bullying him, it's bad enough you betrayed him in the first place..."
Todd: "Be quiet dad"
John: "Don't tell me what to do! Why can't you be like your brother John Jr? He's learning the trade through honesty & hard work. But you are betraying everything we stand for!"
Todd: "I'm not, I am the commonwealth champion! That's more than you ever won old man!"
*John Clemmon slaps Todd*
John Jr: "Dad, let it go. C'mon, lets go to your 77th party."
Rey: he sed im a banana lol
*Lord Sugar's office*
Lord Sugar: "What is it now QB, what do you want to complain or verbally attack this time?"
QB: "That Trevor Rent guy, he said that the divas are talentless & that the HardKOK Title is more important."
Lord Sugar: "But he's right, we don't even have a divas division..."
QB: "OMG U are an asshole, you're just jealous that they're more talented than you are!"
Lord Sugar: "Alright Andy you can stop pretending to be female now. I suggest you leave my office, I sure as hell ain't creating a divas division!"
QB: "Looks like I'm gonna have to win the HardKOK Title & prove a point."
Lord Sugar waits for beh to leave before he pisses himself laughing.
*At John Clemmon's 77th birthday party*
Osama bin Laden is eating cake, well he would do, it's a party!
Queen Beh is devising a plan, somehow it'll be cocked up.
Mumfie is drinking coke, he's hyper now. Bless, but now they're singing happy birthday & beh shoves Eddy into Osama.
Time to blow out the candles John! BAH GAWD! Todd Mortar flattens Rey after jumping out the cake & delivers a firemans carry slam onto John Clemmon! In the aftermath Eddy is the HardKOK Champion, but he doesn't know it everyone is scrambling around. Eddy accidentally fell over & trips Carly Rae Jepsen. Oh god ref, don't do it she'll get hurt. 1...2...3! Carly Rae Jepsen is the first female HardKOK Champion! QB is raging, she wanted to be the first HardKOK Champion born with a vagina!
