Post by Elder Gohan on Jan 31, 2014 13:24:24 GMT -5
It's transfer deadline day at SWC. Only 3 matches will be wrestled tonight, but SWC is looking far & wide to secure talent. I suggest we avoid Springfield, given our recent record there.
Rey beat Trevor Rent.
THIS JUST IN: SWC have announced that they have signed Danny from that hotels4u advert, the one with the annoying "anyfin fer yow cupcayke" catchphrase to a 3 year Noon Camp deal. If you ask me it's wasting money.
RUMOURS: Actor Nicholas Cage has been spotted going shopping in Tesco's not too far from SWC head office. Could he be signing a contract? Or is he just going shopping?
Dimmick beat Eddy.
THIS JUST IN: 3 former OHW wrestlers have signed Noon Camp deals, these include Eddie Hitler, Richard Richard & Phil Mitchell. Well we aren't getting Nicholas Cage, he ain't gonna work with Phil Mitchell.
Mumford beat George.
LAST HOUR: SWC have confirmed that they will make two more signings & 2 superstars will leave.
THIS JUST IN: Queen Beh has been sent on loan to WWE until April, her feud with Trevor Rent is cancelled. Staying with loans, Hank Nutz will be joining TNA on loan until May, it's been well known that Nutz is unsettled at SWC & may not sign the new contract offered to him. Nicholas Cage confirms he will NOT be joining SWC stating that he's never even heard of SWC... Having made his SWC TV debut on Wednesday John Clemmon Jr has provisionally agreed terms to join the Noon Camp on his 16th birthday.
BREAKING NEWS!: 20 minutes to go, we know that every transfer window there's a big signing? Well we have a big one for you! We've been told to go to the arena & fans are told free entry & it's packed in here. SWC will announce everything shortly.
Well we're here & it's just Stacey Lacey pointing at the titantron, she said this signing will be on the KOKDown brand...
NO WAY! SIR ALAN SUGAR IS A GENIUS, HE'S MADE A GOOD PROFIT & IT'S THE HEART BREAK KID SHAWN MICHAELS! SHAWN MICHAELS IS AN SWC SUPERSTAR! OH MY GOOD GOD! THE ARENA IS ON FIRE!
SWC IS HBK.
Rey beat Trevor Rent.
THIS JUST IN: SWC have announced that they have signed Danny from that hotels4u advert, the one with the annoying "anyfin fer yow cupcayke" catchphrase to a 3 year Noon Camp deal. If you ask me it's wasting money.
RUMOURS: Actor Nicholas Cage has been spotted going shopping in Tesco's not too far from SWC head office. Could he be signing a contract? Or is he just going shopping?
Dimmick beat Eddy.
THIS JUST IN: 3 former OHW wrestlers have signed Noon Camp deals, these include Eddie Hitler, Richard Richard & Phil Mitchell. Well we aren't getting Nicholas Cage, he ain't gonna work with Phil Mitchell.
Mumford beat George.
LAST HOUR: SWC have confirmed that they will make two more signings & 2 superstars will leave.
THIS JUST IN: Queen Beh has been sent on loan to WWE until April, her feud with Trevor Rent is cancelled. Staying with loans, Hank Nutz will be joining TNA on loan until May, it's been well known that Nutz is unsettled at SWC & may not sign the new contract offered to him. Nicholas Cage confirms he will NOT be joining SWC stating that he's never even heard of SWC... Having made his SWC TV debut on Wednesday John Clemmon Jr has provisionally agreed terms to join the Noon Camp on his 16th birthday.
BREAKING NEWS!: 20 minutes to go, we know that every transfer window there's a big signing? Well we have a big one for you! We've been told to go to the arena & fans are told free entry & it's packed in here. SWC will announce everything shortly.
Well we're here & it's just Stacey Lacey pointing at the titantron, she said this signing will be on the KOKDown brand...
NO WAY! SIR ALAN SUGAR IS A GENIUS, HE'S MADE A GOOD PROFIT & IT'S THE HEART BREAK KID SHAWN MICHAELS! SHAWN MICHAELS IS AN SWC SUPERSTAR! OH MY GOOD GOD! THE ARENA IS ON FIRE!
SWC IS HBK.
