Post by Elder Gohan on Feb 16, 2014 10:20:15 GMT -5
This is it, the last PPV before Fluck-The-Cluckamania 3! The last chance to get that bit of revenge or go into Fluck-The-Cluckamania as a champion. But every match is a cage or cell match, hence Lockdown!
Match 1: Commonwealth Championship: Rey vs Todd Mortar (c)
Lower the cage! No don't drop it...
This is a feud escalated when Todd Mortar betrayed Rey & attacked his own father for the Commonwealth Championship. What a tit. Rey is getting his arse kicked as usual, but he worms into the turnbuckle & dodges Mortar & kicks him in the head, then mounts & slaps him repeatedly. Will Rey attempt to climb the cage or will he just open the door? Ah he's going to climb the cage but Todd Mortar give chase & slings Rey back down, Mortar slipped & joined him on the canvas. John Clemmon ringside, eating his lunch but will he share it with me? He probably won't tho, Rey now trying to prevent Mortar from going out the door, Mortar's head now on the outside & Clemmon slams the door! Why is Rey pinning? IT'S A CAGE MATCH! ESCAPE NOW! But Rey cocked it up & now Todd Mortar with the Fireman's carry slam... Todd Mortar is near the door & has stopped on the apron, staring down his father... And escapes the cage. Mortar retains!
Match 2: IC Title: James May vs Mario
James May's clothesline ducked... MARIO WITH A 1-UP, can he do it?!? can he escape? Mario has snuck his mushrooms into the ring, he lobs it out & it's sort of moving, as is James May... Who accidentally collects the mushroom & grows twice in size! Now he's kicking Mario's arse. The tactical plan has failed as James May pretty much jumps the cage. Match over.
Match 3: Main Event. World Heavyweight Championship: George (c) vs Captain Carpentry
If I were the Captain, I'd say screw the match & focus on HBK, but poor booking has led to him getting a title shot vs rival George, they've wasted no time here just laying into eachother, I don't think that the Captain cares too much about winning tonight, he wants Michaels at Fluck-The-Cluckamania, we're now 10 minutes in & George is tiring badly, The Captain trying to climb the cage... WAIT A MINUTE, HBK SHAWN MICHAELS IS IN THE RING & DRAGS DOWN THE CAPTAIN... SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Captain Carpentry stumbles into George... FACELIFT. George is now crawling towards the door, he has his gut over the apron, he needs to crawl inches now... HE'S OUT OF THE RING! HBK SCREWED THE CAPTAIN! George retains the title!
Match 1: Commonwealth Championship: Rey vs Todd Mortar (c)
Lower the cage! No don't drop it...
This is a feud escalated when Todd Mortar betrayed Rey & attacked his own father for the Commonwealth Championship. What a tit. Rey is getting his arse kicked as usual, but he worms into the turnbuckle & dodges Mortar & kicks him in the head, then mounts & slaps him repeatedly. Will Rey attempt to climb the cage or will he just open the door? Ah he's going to climb the cage but Todd Mortar give chase & slings Rey back down, Mortar slipped & joined him on the canvas. John Clemmon ringside, eating his lunch but will he share it with me? He probably won't tho, Rey now trying to prevent Mortar from going out the door, Mortar's head now on the outside & Clemmon slams the door! Why is Rey pinning? IT'S A CAGE MATCH! ESCAPE NOW! But Rey cocked it up & now Todd Mortar with the Fireman's carry slam... Todd Mortar is near the door & has stopped on the apron, staring down his father... And escapes the cage. Mortar retains!
Match 2: IC Title: James May vs Mario
James May's clothesline ducked... MARIO WITH A 1-UP, can he do it?!? can he escape? Mario has snuck his mushrooms into the ring, he lobs it out & it's sort of moving, as is James May... Who accidentally collects the mushroom & grows twice in size! Now he's kicking Mario's arse. The tactical plan has failed as James May pretty much jumps the cage. Match over.
Match 3: Main Event. World Heavyweight Championship: George (c) vs Captain Carpentry
If I were the Captain, I'd say screw the match & focus on HBK, but poor booking has led to him getting a title shot vs rival George, they've wasted no time here just laying into eachother, I don't think that the Captain cares too much about winning tonight, he wants Michaels at Fluck-The-Cluckamania, we're now 10 minutes in & George is tiring badly, The Captain trying to climb the cage... WAIT A MINUTE, HBK SHAWN MICHAELS IS IN THE RING & DRAGS DOWN THE CAPTAIN... SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Captain Carpentry stumbles into George... FACELIFT. George is now crawling towards the door, he has his gut over the apron, he needs to crawl inches now... HE'S OUT OF THE RING! HBK SCREWED THE CAPTAIN! George retains the title!
