Post by Elder Gohan on Apr 11, 2014 13:06:56 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS: SWC Wrestling has reported that FunkyTown has suffered a leg break during a tour of South Africa & will miss most of the summer months. It is with regret that SWC must vacate the World Heavyweight Championship & a battle royal will be held tonight to determine the new world champion
Eddy lost to Todd Mortar. Just imagine if Eddy wins tonight, at least Rey has won a match in 2014, even 2013...
*In the locker room*
Stacey Lacey: "Now everyone, FunkyTown will be ok. But tonight, everyone in this room will be fighting for the belt... Ronald McDonald, Andy, George, Johnny Triplearse, Captain Carpentry, James Bond & my husband Mumford! Are the bookies favourites now go on & have the fucking match of the century!"
George: "I will win obviously! Cos I am SO GREAT!"
Johnny Triplearse: "Forsooth!"
Rey: lol i is da fukin winna u koks i da champ i gt da belt lol
Mumford: "GO MUMFIE GO! GO MUMFIE GO!"
Ronnie O' Sullivan beat Gabe Logan. No one saw that coming? Really? Much as I love Syphon Filter, the rocket is just better. Innit.
Johnny Triplearse beat Mikey, Todd Mortar gives Triplearse a funny look. But they can't fight, they're both heel! One might turn but fuck it.
Austin Powers beat Louis Spence. GROOVY BABY!
The battle fucking royal that shouldn't have taken place because of a fuckup during a live event, is set to be next.
Everyone's in the ring & Ronnie O' Sullivan eliminates himself, Ronnie pointing to his WANK BANK briefcase, clever tactic. Everyone's just beating the shit outta eachother & Eddy eliminates Andy! Does that count as a win?!? Hot fuck. Rey is hiding in the corner like a girly girl, why did RAWR! have to draft Jake Jolson? 20 Mins later & we are down to Ronald McDonald, Mumford, Johnny Triplearse & Peter Griffin & Triplearse eliminates McDonald can Johnny Triplearse go all the way?!? Stacey Lacey at ringside to watch the battle royal, there goes Peter Griffin! Just Mumfie & Triplearse in the ring! The crowd are right behind Mumford (I'd like to be behind Stacey Lacey) as Mumfie chops Triplearse in the corner, runs from the turnbuckle & Triplearse with the back drop & Mumfie holds on, Triplearse nearly wins as they both fight on the apron, chopping eachother until Stacey Lacey grabs Johnny Triplearse's leg "get off thou, wench!" Triplearse screams, as he turns toward Mumfie... WHAT A PUNCH, Triplearse teetering as Mumfie goes back in the ring & smashes Triplearse's head against the turnbuckle, TRIPLEARSE FALLS OVER THE STEPS! MUMFORD WINS! MUMFORD WINS! STACEY LACEY IS JUMPING UP & DOWN & SCREAMING! (hidethe)
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WINNER OF THIS BOUT * NEW SWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... MUMFORD!
Mumford: "I DONE IT. WOOHOO, NOW MUM WILL FINALLY BUY ME THAT SKATEBOARD FOR MY BIRTHDAY & I'LL INVITE MY FIREND JAKE JOLSON & WE CAN PLAY PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY AND WE'LL HAVE CAKE AS WELL AS THOSE NAUGHTY CANDIES THAT TREVOR RENT SELLS & STACEY WILL TURN MY WILLY INTO STONE!
Eddy lost to Todd Mortar. Just imagine if Eddy wins tonight, at least Rey has won a match in 2014, even 2013...
*In the locker room*
Stacey Lacey: "Now everyone, FunkyTown will be ok. But tonight, everyone in this room will be fighting for the belt... Ronald McDonald, Andy, George, Johnny Triplearse, Captain Carpentry, James Bond & my husband Mumford! Are the bookies favourites now go on & have the fucking match of the century!"
George: "I will win obviously! Cos I am SO GREAT!"
Johnny Triplearse: "Forsooth!"
Rey: lol i is da fukin winna u koks i da champ i gt da belt lol
Mumford: "GO MUMFIE GO! GO MUMFIE GO!"
Ronnie O' Sullivan beat Gabe Logan. No one saw that coming? Really? Much as I love Syphon Filter, the rocket is just better. Innit.
Johnny Triplearse beat Mikey, Todd Mortar gives Triplearse a funny look. But they can't fight, they're both heel! One might turn but fuck it.
Austin Powers beat Louis Spence. GROOVY BABY!
The battle fucking royal that shouldn't have taken place because of a fuckup during a live event, is set to be next.
Everyone's in the ring & Ronnie O' Sullivan eliminates himself, Ronnie pointing to his WANK BANK briefcase, clever tactic. Everyone's just beating the shit outta eachother & Eddy eliminates Andy! Does that count as a win?!? Hot fuck. Rey is hiding in the corner like a girly girl, why did RAWR! have to draft Jake Jolson? 20 Mins later & we are down to Ronald McDonald, Mumford, Johnny Triplearse & Peter Griffin & Triplearse eliminates McDonald can Johnny Triplearse go all the way?!? Stacey Lacey at ringside to watch the battle royal, there goes Peter Griffin! Just Mumfie & Triplearse in the ring! The crowd are right behind Mumford (I'd like to be behind Stacey Lacey) as Mumfie chops Triplearse in the corner, runs from the turnbuckle & Triplearse with the back drop & Mumfie holds on, Triplearse nearly wins as they both fight on the apron, chopping eachother until Stacey Lacey grabs Johnny Triplearse's leg "get off thou, wench!" Triplearse screams, as he turns toward Mumfie... WHAT A PUNCH, Triplearse teetering as Mumfie goes back in the ring & smashes Triplearse's head against the turnbuckle, TRIPLEARSE FALLS OVER THE STEPS! MUMFORD WINS! MUMFORD WINS! STACEY LACEY IS JUMPING UP & DOWN & SCREAMING! (hidethe)
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WINNER OF THIS BOUT * NEW SWC WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION... MUMFORD!
Mumford: "I DONE IT. WOOHOO, NOW MUM WILL FINALLY BUY ME THAT SKATEBOARD FOR MY BIRTHDAY & I'LL INVITE MY FIREND JAKE JOLSON & WE CAN PLAY PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY AND WE'LL HAVE CAKE AS WELL AS THOSE NAUGHTY CANDIES THAT TREVOR RENT SELLS & STACEY WILL TURN MY WILLY INTO STONE!
