Post by Elder Gohan on Oct 6, 2014 12:13:57 GMT -5
James May is defending the HardKOK Title against Gun Jack, he's about to be pinned until...
Hank Nutz is carrying a bottle of lotion & sprays it in James May's eyes. He's pulled out quite possibly the largest dildo I've ever seen! And he's hit James May with it! 1...2...3! Hank Nutz is the HardKOK Champion & I think James May is unconscious, I wouldn't be surprised that thing had to be at leat 2 ft long! Now lets see if Hank Nutz can make it backstage without getting injured... He's broke a finger, but he'll fight through it I hope. He's the most injury prone superstar I've ever seen!
Treguard has beaten Borat again.
Chef Ramsay is backstage
Ramsay: "Fucking hell, I've never seen James May beaten that quickly. How did we all as a company lose to him? Surely it's common sense? What is going on with SWC that we employ the donkey's like Darth Vader & Edd? FUCK!"
Neil Dimmick won a fucking match, he pinned Edd. At least Neil Dimmick has sort of grown his hair back, who cares about Dimmick? Even Dimmick doesn't care about Dimmick!
Trevor Rent prepares for his match, by downing a case of beers & half a bottle of gin...
Jeremy Kyle: "Trevor Rent, you should get clean & then we'll talk about an Intercontinental Title match, I said that about 2 years ago & you're more boozed up than ever! Tonight, you'll face... From the land of Minecraft! I give you MINECRAFT STEVE!
Look how square his head is lol, yeah Trevor Rent is stumbling like a blue arsed fly... Piledriver by Steve! It's a KO! Rent can't continue! What a debut.
Jake Jolson and Lou fought to another no contest.
Hank Nutz is carrying a bottle of lotion & sprays it in James May's eyes. He's pulled out quite possibly the largest dildo I've ever seen! And he's hit James May with it! 1...2...3! Hank Nutz is the HardKOK Champion & I think James May is unconscious, I wouldn't be surprised that thing had to be at leat 2 ft long! Now lets see if Hank Nutz can make it backstage without getting injured... He's broke a finger, but he'll fight through it I hope. He's the most injury prone superstar I've ever seen!
Treguard has beaten Borat again.
Chef Ramsay is backstage
Ramsay: "Fucking hell, I've never seen James May beaten that quickly. How did we all as a company lose to him? Surely it's common sense? What is going on with SWC that we employ the donkey's like Darth Vader & Edd? FUCK!"
Neil Dimmick won a fucking match, he pinned Edd. At least Neil Dimmick has sort of grown his hair back, who cares about Dimmick? Even Dimmick doesn't care about Dimmick!
Trevor Rent prepares for his match, by downing a case of beers & half a bottle of gin...
Jeremy Kyle: "Trevor Rent, you should get clean & then we'll talk about an Intercontinental Title match, I said that about 2 years ago & you're more boozed up than ever! Tonight, you'll face... From the land of Minecraft! I give you MINECRAFT STEVE!
Look how square his head is lol, yeah Trevor Rent is stumbling like a blue arsed fly... Piledriver by Steve! It's a KO! Rent can't continue! What a debut.
Jake Jolson and Lou fought to another no contest.
