Post by Elder Gohan on Oct 10, 2014 15:27:19 GMT -5
Da SWCCEO has got something to say...
Rey: join da motor boat of america lol u get da monies from da retired africa general n he needs ur bank numbers and sort da codes den he giv u lots of monies, i bin wiv dis job 4 months i like it lol
Ok then, something about a retired nigerian army general... Not seen this before.
Mikey is off at McDonald's before his match tonight.
Mikey: "Almost my turn to order! Oh look it's Peter Griffin, what do you want?"
Peter: "I'll have a big mac, large fries & a strawberry milkshake..."
Mikey: "I was first!"
Peter: "Shut up I'm hungry."
*ARMED ROBBERS HOLD UP MCDONALD'S*
Robber 1: "OPEN UP THE FUCKING TILL!"
Robber 2: "YEAH, OR WE'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF WITH THIS SAWN OFF!"
Peter: "Uh oh, bad guys..."
Robber: "Yeah, put all the cash in the suitcase..."
Robber 2: "We should have got a sack.
Robber 1: "Shut up, asshole. I have the suitcase... Say, don't I know those two over there arguing about food?"
Robber: "They look familiar, not sure why one of them is in their underpants... I think I've seen them on the telly."
Mikey: "I'll have a..."
Robber: "Hey, we're doing a robbery here you fat tosspot! Wait, I've seen you somewhere..."
Mikey: "Yeah, I used to be on Recess & I'm a wrestler..."
*THE POLICE ARRIVE*
Robber: "FUCK IT'S THE FILTH! Here Mickey, take this gun & get the semi naked fat guy to take this sack..."
Police: "HANDS UP YOU TWO, THIS IS THE ARMED POLICE. IF YOU DON'T COME OUT WE WILL USE FORCE!"
SO19 breach the doors!
Police: "You two, say haven't I seen you somewhere? I know, you're wrestlers! My son loves Captain Carpentry, but you can't rob McDonald's so, Mikey & Peter Griffin you are under arrest!"
Wow. They got arrested!
John Clemmon Jr has beaten Todd Mortar.
John: "See bro, if you stayed a Clemmon. You'd be beaten a lot less! And you'd suck a lot less ass & be hot shit like me!"
Todd: "Oh sod off John, or I'll leak your nudes on fackbook!"
John: "Go ahead, I'm not afraid to get my cock out because it's huge."
Todd: "You're not bothered?"
John: "That's what your girlfriend said!
Todd: "She normally screams when we do it, I'll have you know."
John: "Yeah, she screams: What the hell was that? Only twenty seconds?!?"
*They fight*
Mumford lost to Captain Carpentry
Mumford: "DON'T HURT ME MORE CAPTAIN, I'M YOUR FRIEND. LITTLE MUMFIE!"
Captain: "I know, you're my buddy, my right hand man, my handy hand drill!"
Mumford: "YAY CAPTAIN CARPENTRY IS A GOODIE!"
Yorghos will defend the Commonwealth Championship vs Gabriel Logan & James Bond in a triple threat match while we run adverts & plug action figures, t-shirts & dvd's ofsoftcore porn PPV's.
We are back, Yorghos is locked in the sharpshooter & is close to passing out... Gabriel Logan with an STO! Cover...1.2.3! GABRIEL LOGAN IS THE NEW COMMONWEALTH CHAMPION! He finally ended a dry streak of not having a win in 2 months by winning the SWC Commonwealth Championship!
George beat Ronald McDonald
Ronnie O'Sullivan pinned Austin Powers.
Ronnie: "Wow, I made it as World Champion. I honestly didn't think I'd make it this far! So far, I've beaten most contenders & even had a victory over the great Captain Carpentry. But all I want is to get better! So..."
GM Jeff Stelling: "OK, I know what I'll do, in the lead up to Fright Night, I'll give you a choice we'll either: run a few beat the clock matches to determine a number one contender, or you'll defend the world title in a 6 man hell in a cell. Your choice champ..."
Ronnie: "I'll take the hell in a cell Jeff."
Jeff: "OK, you're 5 contenders are: George. Andy. Johnny Triplearse. Mumford AND... YORGHOS!"
Rey: join da motor boat of america lol u get da monies from da retired africa general n he needs ur bank numbers and sort da codes den he giv u lots of monies, i bin wiv dis job 4 months i like it lol
Ok then, something about a retired nigerian army general... Not seen this before.
Mikey is off at McDonald's before his match tonight.
Mikey: "Almost my turn to order! Oh look it's Peter Griffin, what do you want?"
Peter: "I'll have a big mac, large fries & a strawberry milkshake..."
Mikey: "I was first!"
Peter: "Shut up I'm hungry."
*ARMED ROBBERS HOLD UP MCDONALD'S*
Robber 1: "OPEN UP THE FUCKING TILL!"
Robber 2: "YEAH, OR WE'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF WITH THIS SAWN OFF!"
Peter: "Uh oh, bad guys..."
Robber: "Yeah, put all the cash in the suitcase..."
Robber 2: "We should have got a sack.
Robber 1: "Shut up, asshole. I have the suitcase... Say, don't I know those two over there arguing about food?"
Robber: "They look familiar, not sure why one of them is in their underpants... I think I've seen them on the telly."
Mikey: "I'll have a..."
Robber: "Hey, we're doing a robbery here you fat tosspot! Wait, I've seen you somewhere..."
Mikey: "Yeah, I used to be on Recess & I'm a wrestler..."
*THE POLICE ARRIVE*
Robber: "FUCK IT'S THE FILTH! Here Mickey, take this gun & get the semi naked fat guy to take this sack..."
Police: "HANDS UP YOU TWO, THIS IS THE ARMED POLICE. IF YOU DON'T COME OUT WE WILL USE FORCE!"
SO19 breach the doors!
Police: "You two, say haven't I seen you somewhere? I know, you're wrestlers! My son loves Captain Carpentry, but you can't rob McDonald's so, Mikey & Peter Griffin you are under arrest!"
Wow. They got arrested!
John Clemmon Jr has beaten Todd Mortar.
John: "See bro, if you stayed a Clemmon. You'd be beaten a lot less! And you'd suck a lot less ass & be hot shit like me!"
Todd: "Oh sod off John, or I'll leak your nudes on fackbook!"
John: "Go ahead, I'm not afraid to get my cock out because it's huge."
Todd: "You're not bothered?"
John: "That's what your girlfriend said!
Todd: "She normally screams when we do it, I'll have you know."
John: "Yeah, she screams: What the hell was that? Only twenty seconds?!?"
*They fight*
Mumford lost to Captain Carpentry
Mumford: "DON'T HURT ME MORE CAPTAIN, I'M YOUR FRIEND. LITTLE MUMFIE!"
Captain: "I know, you're my buddy, my right hand man, my handy hand drill!"
Mumford: "YAY CAPTAIN CARPENTRY IS A GOODIE!"
Yorghos will defend the Commonwealth Championship vs Gabriel Logan & James Bond in a triple threat match while we run adverts & plug action figures, t-shirts & dvd's of
We are back, Yorghos is locked in the sharpshooter & is close to passing out... Gabriel Logan with an STO! Cover...1.2.3! GABRIEL LOGAN IS THE NEW COMMONWEALTH CHAMPION! He finally ended a dry streak of not having a win in 2 months by winning the SWC Commonwealth Championship!
George beat Ronald McDonald
Ronnie O'Sullivan pinned Austin Powers.
Ronnie: "Wow, I made it as World Champion. I honestly didn't think I'd make it this far! So far, I've beaten most contenders & even had a victory over the great Captain Carpentry. But all I want is to get better! So..."
GM Jeff Stelling: "OK, I know what I'll do, in the lead up to Fright Night, I'll give you a choice we'll either: run a few beat the clock matches to determine a number one contender, or you'll defend the world title in a 6 man hell in a cell. Your choice champ..."
Ronnie: "I'll take the hell in a cell Jeff."
Jeff: "OK, you're 5 contenders are: George. Andy. Johnny Triplearse. Mumford AND... YORGHOS!"
